Here ya go

Apparently this makes some go feral.

Still wanna suck it?

Bruh I can't stop parents from letting their kids search lewd shit online and running into pictures of my penis. Should I be banned from doing such? Or can parents actually raise they damn kids right?

Meatposting

Someone pass me $50 for a smaller shoe size. These ones I got on are killing my feet throne.com/shyguyeve/it...

Caught it while soft

I'll keep it in next time.

Hope you're hungry

I haven't worn jeans in 14 years. Someone wanted to see me do the fat dad gimmick but like... I don't have jeans lol

Yes I'm that big.

Think you can handle it?

I'm such a jork

I think it wants attention 🤭

Chat I haven't showered yet today.

Chat I would totally go for some help figuring out all of these bones in Gposing. Shit got way more complicated than I remember

If anyone questions if I have curves, show them this

Uhhhhhh hi hello

Breeding is so much fun.

It's still Tuesday chat

I'm selling my older masks that I don't use. Cash app me $3.50 and I'll ship it to one of you.

Managed to get 150 over here since account creation I at least showed up for Tuesday

Every time I try to be normal with cleaning my toys, I immediately feel the breeder urges. Lol I guess I should stop trying to be normal

New mecha waifu built. Mecha waifus strong af

I usually finish inside. I just wanted to show you what I pump in it.

new waifu built

Hello chat

The squats are working

I finished building models from my most remembered gundams I watched. G, W, and a Seed Gundam. It was gonna be RX78-2 or unicorn as the centrepiece Gundam so he's just filler. I will continue my gunpla adventure but I must give my wallet a break and slow down. This whole setup was $200 😭

Come out from under my desk sweetie

Chat. Look me dead in the eye and tell me I don't have an ass.

Took me a couple days but I started building gunpla models

I hope you enjoy your gift. Sorry for getting pre all over it.

Hungry babe?

Mmph. A fed mom is a happy mom

Chat. I like to draw NSFW sometimes. But I ran into a problem. My phone stopped supporting CSP's digital remote so I have to get a physical one to keep drawing. If you get me the one on my throne, I'll occasionally share my art here. throne.com/shyguyeve/it...

Enjoying your Tuesday everyone?

Even I get aroused from seeing myself. My narcissism won't let me post a bad picture lol.

Chocolate cake

I can't fit all of my thiccness in frame lol.

Imagine you're doing stuff and I just walk up to you like this. The only correct response is bending over your desk and spreading your legs.

Comme touch my greased up tummy

You wake up in the middle of the night to feel something slowly sliding in and out of you. I quietly moan into your ear as you stir and look back at me. "Sorry babe. I couldn't wait until morning."