Been a rough night to be a face in a blue jersey.

Started playing a new mmo. I know exactly wtf I'm bout to do in it too.

Relentlessly having to hear how my sports team isn't performing while leading the league in expected goals for and 3rd in expected goal differential while simultaneously having the goaltender leading the league in saves above expected is really getting my jimmies well and truly rustled.

On any day of the week if you saw the Canucks playing the Blackhawks on the schedule you wouldn't even blink twice, but I'm watching every god dam second of this shit today to see Keifer Sherwood put Jason Dickinson through the glass on repeat for what he did to our Czechian king Filip Chytil.

Checking in on the guy who's legs you just took out by slapping him square on the dong has got to be a first.

Goofiest preseason in recent memory

Just thinking about how insufferable these twitter dweebs and discord gremlins were for years about 2xko while it was being developed, just for the game to drop and actually just be mad fun.

I have 0 fuckin' idea who tf this band is but they kinda fuckin' rule. The type of shit that makes me wanna play shows again. www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGNH...

@usedpizza.bsky.social Warframe is sending a message, I'm just the messenger.

Any time a sports journalist or hockey player talks about how tough it is for guys to be out of the lineup, ima think about Tyson Barrie talking about getting paid over a mil a year to drink champagne, eat at fancy restaurants and show up for the occasional bag skate.

I fear goal of the year is already locked up with this gem of a gooch shot from yesterday.

I went to a religious school and I remember asking my 7th grade geography teacher if jesus didnt like it when you masturbated, and after staring into the abyss for an answer for like 30 seconds he replied by saying I was a fuckn idiot So still not sure but I think it's chill if you got one of these

Hearing these precise rumblings: McDavid: May extend, may not, can’t say when or for how long. Kaprizov: Negotiation. Eichel: Early stages. Hughes: All options on table. Hamilton: Nothing imminent, might change as things play out. McTavish: We’ll see where this goes.

Getting people in their feelings in a fighting game that's still in beta, mashing out their rage in a big ol' lobby chat... that shit is absolutely my jam.

I know 2xko codes are pretty easy to come by this time around, but if any of the homies are still looking for a beta code, chuck us a DM and I'll hook it up.

Bless the mfs who gave Jinx some juice in 2xko, this mf feels tight af.

One of the easiest picks for me. Really sick soundscapes built around strong songwriting. Ridiculously cool guitar layering, huge bass tone, and one of the all time best album closers imo.

Letterboxd is such a wank like who even really cares that much about what movies you like anyway lol so anyway here's my top 4. Chuck a couple cheeky honourable mentions to: The Chaser, The Wailing, Alien, The Shining, Heat, Cure.

You ever wonder what famous peoples online handles are? Like there's an Australian Olympic medalist who's twitch name is a SFW spelling of Durkin Dicklips and it sends me every fuckin' time.

Team Cherry dropping Silksong on the anniversary of Steve Irwin's death is incredibly iconic behaviour btw.

Just postin tunes on the timeline because ima be doing nothing but tossin silk for the next couple days. www.youtube.com/watch?v=wB3h...

Bless Steam for showing a person's playtime when they leave a steam review, because the amount of people dropping an essay of analysis on a game they didn't even complete the prologue for is too funny.

Firing up Lost Soul Aside after 10 something years of anticipation for this mf and crossing my fingers that it doesn't end up being another Owl Boy situation.

The new EA skate game having Civic on the soundtrack is pretty fuckin' godlike.

Lost Soul Aside, Silksong, Shinobi: Art of whatever the fuck, and the Marvel Tokon beta are all dropping in about a week and for the last two weeks my fuck ass brain decides now is the time to get the WoW itch again. Bout to send this thing in for repairs dawg.

Gonna watch a 2 hour long video on Maple Story as a palate cleanser after watching Red Rooms. It's such a deeply unsettling film, I might just throw on some Aqua Teen Hunger Force tomorrow to really get a full system reset.

I'd be so stoked if we could change our national anthem man. Like, Advance Australia Fair is just so shithouse, and this pumps, and I'm no mathematician but I reckon we go the song that pumps. www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIX6...

The gargantuan spirit dong seals it for me.

Enough people said they wanted to see the final slide deck, so I took the time to put it on my non-teacher github so I could share it. I didn't end up getting in trouble. I ended up being encouraged by a colleague to share it with my dept chair, and he liked it authorblues.github.io/lecture-slid...

Billie Eilish revitalising a taste for Title Fight with a single instagram post is just too funny. Labels try to manufacture the same type of glow up through half baked efforts with irrelevant influencers all the time, usually at the expense of the artist, and it almost always falls flat.

Hockey season really gotta hurry up and come back around, because I've been itching to hit the start stream button again.

Play Toree Saturn

David Booth, famed Australian ice hockey legend. www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQmJ...

Think this one sits on top of the list of tunes to kick the feet up to. www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmgD...

Recommending Short of the Week for anyone wanting to get into short films. One of the side-effects of short attention spans and the rise of short form media is that shorts have really risen in quality, so with that said, now's as good a time as any to give them a chance. www.shortoftheweek.com

You know, I could have sworn after last evo that I heard the words "yeah we're not bringing that shit back" from someone on the evo production team talking about the on-stage rock paper scissors stuff. Yet somehow, by some evil twist of fate, we are right back here at this very spot again.

it is 2008. the economy is in a recession. john choi and BAS are playing in evo cvs2 grand finals it is 2025. the economy is in a recession. john choi and BAS are playing in evo cvs2 grand finals

The 2010s had so many questionable music trends going on, but the post-punk music that was coming out was always killer. www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFZ_...

Man lost two $100 money matches in a row and was convinced he had the 3rd in the bag. As it turns out, he in fact did not have the 3rd in the bag.

My dumb ass is gonna play sf6 again to press some buttons with sagat and uninstall it again in a week, I just know it. It's inevitable.

I'm all primed and ready to hear that this mf is about to be delayed again.

Sneaky album drops like Don't Tap The Glass are so much more fun than the classic album cycle of releasing 2-3 singles in the month or two leading up to release day. Kind of tired of hearing all the high notes of an album before it's even out, but it's how labels want it, so it's how we get it.

For as much as Kubrick's later works are as good as they are, I've been really enjoying some of the black and white films he made. Like I just never thought I'd come around to movies made during the Hays code era all that much, but he's really bridged the gap for me.

Not that the bar is all that high, but Matt Rempe coaching the juniors is some of the funniest shit the Rangers socials team has ever produced: Kid: You're so tall. Rempe: I'm so tall? You're so small. Kid: I'm 9.

Bring Her Back somehow fitting a Shannon Noll song into a horror movie is an oscar worthy feat in and of itself.

@usedpizza.bsky.social Good times

So as it turns out, Aussie Ice Hockey is kinda lit. Dude's team is up 13-2 with 1 minute left in the 3rd period, decides to try the Michigan, fumbles it and gets sat the fuck down all in the one play. I gotta go to some games man.

That clip of the girl admitting on Jimmy Kimmel that she cheated on her boyfriend with Tyler Johnson is going to be doing absolute laps around the timeline today.

Severed Steel is on sale for less than a cup of coffee and is the FPS I've enjoyed the most over the last 5 or so years. Easy buy if you're still looking for some last minute steals in the steam summer sale.

The Steam summer sale cart is kinda stacked so far. If yall got any hot tips on any other good deals, lmk. So far we got: - Tunic - Haste - ADACA - Psychroma - Voidwrought - After Us - Crow Country - Sno - Astral Ascent - The Evil Within