Fuck off Netflix, I did not press play.

Blue sky down is good for my screentime

Combining thoughts here but: all the ships stuck in the Strait of Hormuz should reflag under the Vatican flag.

Using the least sympathetic coffee drinker to give cover for coffee tariffs. apnews.com/article/coff...

A Whitehouse staffer? Ok, who?

Oh no I hear layoffs are incoming at Bitcoin. Reports that Bitcoin's newest product was a flop. Additional whispers that the VP of Nothing will step down amid this turmoil.

If you needed yet another reason to avoid OpenAI

We must retvrn to our traditional, godly diet of a piece of chicken, a piece of broccoli, a corn tortilla, and one other thing.

I asked LinkedIn tech support who they use for LLMs and they sent me a broken link to their AI ethics page :/

Becoming a locksmith really opens doors.

save them #freepalestine

Be ungovernable, reply to a no-reply email address.

I met someone so extroverted you could say he's extraverted.

The fact that there are hundreds of generic videos about how to write to-do lists is an indication that something is wrong.

Wizards look for jobs through a staffing agency.

why does "we must go back" always mean racism and not teaching kids about art and music in schools

I'll have a little Internet, just a byte

Why ICE agents cover their faces: so you can't see them smiling.

This is going to be so spectacularly bad.

Fridge door is broken. Just unhinged behavior.

No sheets, comforters, duvets, quilts, etc. It's a blanket ban.

Ancient Egyptians sailed to the North Atlantic, founding the Pharaoh Islands.

My wife doesn't like my new mustache, but it's really growing on me.

Why ICE agents cover their faces: DOGE cut their dental coverage.

Why ICE agents cover their faces: they cannot grow good cop mustaches.

Reading The Hobbit (finding a name for the next evil startup)

Prepare to experience the thinkpieces saying who needs the Department of Education when we have Microsoft, Anthropic, and OpenAI.

Assuming all y'all are bots

Drama at the peanut butter factory. Really stirring things up.

Shameful. Parents need to make sure they're involved in their local school districts to fight against these efforts.

Anti-AI manifesto: "As they sang the hobbit felt the love of beautiful things made by hands and by cunning and by magic..."

Daschunds sadly underrepresented in dog jumping competitions

We need a Jurassic World movie where Mr DNA becomes sentient and goes rogue.

Business idea in thirty years: Studio Ghibli themed retirement home

Long-term storage for my puns