Congratulations to @corporate-cass.bsky.social on becoming the new Phoenix Champion. This is her first singles title since being the penultimate woman to hold the retired No Surrender Championship.

Only in the context of "will you let me catch my breath for 40 seconds"

I might have done a little shopping 🛍

That's the same look he gives me when I tell him I haven't made his favourite 'chippy' tea

@ryansheffield.bsky.social How busy are you tomorrow?

"Well-behaved women seldom make history."