Alien vs. Predator

We've come a long way down from the Star Report.

This is the guy who says let's set the bar high, when the game is limbo.

25 47

"86. It's a mob term for kill him. You ever seen the movies?"

86 47 hike!

We need to install a secure ballroom in every school in America.

Oh thank God we didn't elect the senile old guy.

I didn't say you're the Messiah. I said you're meshugah.

New captcha just dropped.

I'm so confused...

This is fucked up for two reasons. First, he's healing Jon Steward. Second, that's Gundam over his left shoulder.

"He sends one of yours to the hospital, you send him Matthew 5:9. That's the Chicago Pope way."

He's going open the Strait by imposing a blockade. The stupidest person alive.

But cf.

NATO wasn't there for us in Vietnam. It had bone spurs.

Well, if Trump blows up the World tonight at least I will have earned the 30-day Streak on NYT Connections.

Mr. Gorbechov, tear down this Fuckin' Wall you crazy bastard.

My copy of Cindy Cohn's "Privacy's Defender" arrived. I am delighted that I was name-checked in connection with the @eff.org's NSL litigation! #kafkathroughthelookingglass

The choice of the word "bring" over "send" implies that he views America as being in the stone age.

False! Lovell, Young, and Cernan each flew 2 Apollo missions, but @cnn.com counts each flight as a separate person.

Donald Trump is the first U.S. President to sleep through a Supreme Court hearing.

Donald Trump is the first U.S. President to sleep through a Supreme Court hearing.

Arguing that unilaterally renaming the Kennedy Center is a sign of bipartisan unity demonstrates that he does not understand the concept of consent.

Trump is an intergalactic embarrassment.

This sounds dangerously close to something else he said they let you do.

I think it's time for AG Bondi to brush up on her MLAT and letter rogatory practice.

In other words, you got conned and were too stupid to realize it...

The Trump administration has shocked my conscience so much it could now power a small New England town.

This is the most recursively Orwellian way for her to go out - misattributing a quote to Orwell.

All of the proposed speakers for the WHCA dinner were inadvertently killed in bombing.

Republicans: it's time to sacrifice Trump's presidency for the greater good.

SOTU? STFU.

He's sending a hospital ship to a country that has free healthcare. Makes no sense.

I guess Gallop couldn't count that low.

Best I can do is name the Minneapolis-St. Paul International Airport bathroom where Larry Craig got arrested.

Trump wanted Dulles Airport and Penn Station named after him as condition of releasing rail tunnel funds

Obama is coming to take your guns.

Greg Bovino was never commander at "large" of anything.

The forecast for Minnesota for tomorrow is TACO Tuesday.

My conscience is really fucking tired of being shocked.

Correction: it's Disgraceland.

Says he wants to keep men out of women's sports. Hits from the ladies' tees.

Stop, stop, stop. Shut it all down.

ICE = ISIS.

The guy who wanted to date his daughter said that Congresswoman Omar married her brother. I'm going to need a minute to parse that level projection.

Trump's official portrait just dropped.

For the record, Trump is not a pedophile protector. He's just a pedophile.

Melania is a trophy wife. A participation trophy.

I do have U.S. District Court dismisses the charges against Maduro on my bingo card.