Aged 3, summoned for my bath, sprinted across the landing and tripped over the carpet threshold in the bathroom doorway. Hurtled across the room head first into the toilet seat and spent most of the night in A&E. I still have a 1.5cm scar right in the middle of my forehead 3+ decades later.

Droncula?

The WebDX Community Group is hosting an AMA on the r/webdev subreddit tomorrow. This is the group behind the "State of ..." surveys and Baseline, so if you have questions about those initiatives—or anything else around developer experience, join us! web.dev/blog/baselin...

Really gratifying seeing this out in the world after lots of discussion and hard work getting the data right. Thanks to @en.sitnik.ru for supporting, @rviscomi.dev for advising and github.com/notpushkin for all the help with baseline-browser-mapping that provides the data interface to browserslist!

Show us your best tooling ideas to help developers adopt more modern web features! Join the hackathon for your shot at $10,000 in cash prizes 🔥🔥 web.dev/blog/baselin...

Chekhov's Gun has got it going on It's on the wall and we've waited since Act One Chekhov can't you see, we have just begun Act Three I think it's time to run, 'cause Someone's reached for Chekhov's Gun

Would love to see what kind of targets people discover work best for their users - get involved!

pepper after her first ever bath

Heard he’s already remodelling St Peter’s Square into a Chicago-style piazza

two points on EHRC advice on trans people's use of public toilets: 1) trans people are being required to out themselves when using loo in public 2) how is it enforceable? What about cis people who don't conform to stereotypical appearance? it's shit. www.equalityhumanrights.com/media-centre...

I saw a version of this at the Bill Murray recently, and I've just involuntarily laughed out loud in an Enterprise car rental reception remembering the denouement.

My 13-month old daughter has decided, with her usual cutting wit, that this illustration of an elderly Tchaikovsky is "dada".

Washing machines... live longer... With Calgon.

My potatoes taste like arse because of a woke Bank of England deep state conspiracy or something.