I kinda wanna do stand up in 2026

Where’s my Welsh people at?

I’ve been scrolling on here for a little bit the past few days and it really is nicer over here

Any Welsh people here?

Is it safe over here?

Back at work today after a productive and enjoyable, but thoroughly exhausting weekend at #ComicConWales. Met stars Erika Eleniak and Matt Ryan and TikTok stars @craignotcreg.bsky.social and @dheanasaur.bsky.social. Same again next year!

BRING BACK COLLECTABLE TRINKETS IN CRISP PACKETS

Hello I quit my job this week

So last week I was in Belgium. Brussels has a statue of a boy pissing. It’s called Manneken Pis. And somehow there is Minion merch of it

That’s not a goat it’s a cow

I’m fairly certain I’m writing a book

Had the best time today ngl

Hello I need more severance

Hello I forgot again. How’s everyone?

Quick 9 people follow me real quick

I wanna work out how cameras track stuff so that I can make a weeping angel that actually follows you but stops when you turn around. If anyone can help lemme know haha

Hello. Whys it so hard to find a plastic spork these days?

I recently bought an iPad and Apple Pencil because I’ve always wanted to learn to do procreate and animate but now I’m very scared as to where to start

I think maybe using the words TikTok refugees on Red Note when it’s coming from Americans who stereotypically don’t like refugees themselves is a bit hypocritical and maybe should stop

Invented a new word today: plagiarism

Yeah especially when I’m doing my weekly Aldi shop

I’m doing incredibly well atm ☺️☺️

It was Disney. I have the best partner ever

I’m going on a surprise holiday this week. As in, my partner has arranged a holiday that I don’t know the destination about and I’m incredibly excited

A man who pisses on the seat isn’t great but the man who leaves it for another man to clean is even worse - Proverbs 23:9

I have SUCH an exciting 2025 already

Creative people of Bluesky, I wanna do stone carving but like tiny stone carving. What’s the best tools to use?

I cry at the same damn place in Hamilton EVERYTIME. BUT after seeing it live I now cry at Eliza’s gasp at the end also

Gonna learn how to make stained glass windows

Since downloading Bluesky I’ve made a lot of crafts because of this place

Gonna start using ‘worries if not’

This app has made me wanna do crafting again

Very close to making a Gonk droid so that I can also make it a Christmas Gonk

Now that I’ve got you all here I wanna tell you that there’s no world record for the most amount of Minions gathered in one place and I intend on setting it. Who’s with me?

I’ve made the stupidest video ever. But Tbf I say that every few weeks so it may not last as the stupidest

It’s lovely here ngl

I love these Gary Barlows son memes but also I’m very aware that it’s a dude who’s just had a lot of sudden attention about his height and that makes a person self conscious af. Can we check he’s okay with it? I want him in on the joke

Pokémon TCGP has my whole heart

Woke up and didn’t immediately see Agatha spoilers? Am I just lucky or?

This is on me but I forgot this existed

Right so what’s the vibe on here? What we talking about and stuff?

I REALLY wanna learn basic 2D animation

I promise I’ll try to remember that his app exists