A man said I look innocent and nice yesterday and I’m still upset about it.

Help me choose what to wear to my first Art Exhibition #art #artist www.tiktok.com/t/ZTk67ERu6/

Frog butts are all the rage

So has Congress done… anything at all, this year, except go on vacation?

Every time I see Tom Ford I initially think he’s a finance bro. Every time.

On the way in to work I saw a group of girlies leaving brunch and one yelled, “SUNS OUT BUNS OUT!” And I just want to claim that level of joy today. ☀️ #sunsoutbunsout

How to Get to Heaven from Belfast is the best mystery I’ve seen in ages. Constant twists and turns and intrigue and not predictable. A+ #howtogettoheavenfrombelfast

I’m so tired, yall. #NoKings

The manosphere has the same sexual energy of high school boys staring at each other's crotches while participating in a circle jerk and getting mad at you for not enthusiastically agreeing that they aren't gay.

Sooooo when is Thandiwe Newton doing an Eartha Kitt biopic?

The Pitt rankings S Tier (gods of the ER) Nurse Dana Abbott McKay A (good docs, flawed) Robbie Mel Al Hashimi Javadi B (pure) Whitaker Mohan Nurse Emma Nurse Donnie C (funny) Princess Joy Garcia D (good docs, VERY flawed) Langdon E (annoying, if right) Santos Jail (jail) Ogilvie

It should not be legal to end an episode like The Pitt did this week.

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Work event ✨

A niche experience that used to be much less common- Watching a comfort show while quietly cursing the writer who turned out to be a terrible person.

Well, I’m caught up on The Pitt and there’s nothing to watch… Guess I gotta watch Sinners again.

“Almost all the 165 people killed in the attack were girls aged between seven and 12, according to local officials. There were around 170 girls at the school in southern Iran’s Minab at the time.“ A double-tap strike on little girls at school.

Welcome to fun new respiratory virus! 🦠 it’s not Covid, the flu, or anything they can test for as far they can tell 🦠 Chest X-ray looks normal which is weird because I can’t take a full breath without it feeling tight and painful and making me cough. 😷 this is just fabulous.

Nothing like waking up to a 102° fever to ruin your day 😑🤦🏻‍♀️

My hairstylist made my hair look awesome again so at least I have that going for me

I think the only way I can handle the current world events is to become more goth and make more angry art

I’m so tired of this Déjà vu. #war #imtired

Meet Zelda. No, we don’t know what breed she is, an unhoused man put her through our friend’s open car window at a stoplight. Thanks puppy delivery guy! We are waiting on a dna test and the vets office is taking bets. She is putting up with my nonsense and we love her so much.

I was so busy this weekend! My students and I did makeup for a fashion show for House of GOCA, and then I came home to find that we got a puppy! #makeupartist #houseofgoca #newpuppy

Just heard on Rachel Maddow’s show that Trumps Secretary of the Navy, John Phelan, was never IN the Navy, nor IN the military. This man, naturally, had a fundraiser for Trump that raised $12 million. Yep he’s on the flight log going to Epstein Island. The whole f’ing administration are perverts.

✨Art✨ ✍🏼 #drawing #sketchbook

What is holding me together these days? Thanks for asking I’ll tell you. 1. Making art and poetry

✨Intro for new followers✨ Hi! Im an indie author and you can find my works on Amazon, Kindle, Barnes and Noble, Nook, & various other ebooks. I’m an artist for funsies and an Aesthetician. I’m also queer,witchy, a mom, a nerd, & a collector of bones & antique books. Thanks for joining me!

As one does on Valentines Day after Friday the 13th

Let this be your sign 🪧 #dumphim #friday13th #ValentinesDay

“Can a girl marry a girl?” Way easier than “What color are our souls?” five minutes later.

always so funny to me when people are like “how am I supposed to explain Gay to my kids?” my kid asks me way harder shit all the time. “why did they build the road this way? why are some people bad?” I don’t know. please ask me about Gay

Barbie says gay rights 🌈

Call your Representatives and Senators and demand they vote AGAINST the SAVE Act, which would deny millions of U.S. citizens their right to vote, including ANYONE who changed their name in marriage so it no longer matches their birth certificate. Save Your Right to VOTE! go.bsky.app/6uoNa1h

Get you a girl that can do both

Politicians and CEOs who were mentioned in the Epstein Files are either resigning in disgrace or being criminally investigated, so how is it okay for the orange felon to remain in power when he is mentioned the most in the files as well as is actively covering up damaging info.

Recent doodles

What a difference a haircut makes

GM: Charisma check. Mamdani: [rolls natural 20] GM: that’s a d6 how did you Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊

My heart hurts. Today I watched a coworker sob because she got pulled over for speeding on the way to work and then the officer went to his car for a long time,& came back and started questioning her about her mother’s citizenship status. He knew her mom’s name. WTF.

A publisher who lays off a reporter whose pen is freezing because she's covering a frigid war zone while dodging missiles is not an editor you want to work for, in a more perfect world

Hey, so, hot take but I don’t care if the actress is 10+ years “too old” for the part. Teenage actresses are treated like crap and 50+ year old men have been playing 30something year old characters for as long as film has existed.

I don’t want to go to work. I want to stay home and watch Malcolm in the Middle and pretend it’s 2009.

The No Kings People VOTE! Leigh and Timmy and Matt and Tim and Beth and Mattie are scared shitless! Tarrant County is Blue! It’s the No Kings Era now! #NoKings is a political earthquake!

Literally don’t know how anyone in the US is getting out of bed without an anti-depressant right now.

Your Mom’s laptop is old and it gets a different internet” 🤣 #snl

I keep being told that watching current events is why I am depressed. But few things the news could show me could disappoint and hurt me like knowing my own mother spoke at a pro-Trump event After the Epstein release.

What you must understand from many Trump supporters- his core base- Is that no amount of proof will convince them they were wrong. They will never believe any shred of evidence that makes them admit this. They are so ride-or-die that they live deep in denial.

If the Epstein files are this vile and incriminating already, just imagine all the stuff they’re still hiding.

Just experienced the most intense tear gassing of my life by federal officers outside the ICE facility in Portland where marchers gathered. There was no fast exit as they indiscriminately threw loads of gas and flash bangs. Children were in the crowd screaming. @oregoncapitalchronicle.com