A coworker was telling me today that the Allies moved D Day back a year because someone did the math and realized they didn’t have enough boats. Anyway, Trump would have tried to do D Day with 6 canoes and a sailboat.

The party who built its modern influence on “you can’t tell me what to do!!” attempts a pivot to “indeed we can tell you what to do,” surely this will work out for them

Fascinating to watch grown adults learn in real time how society actually operates (for example, it’s all well and good to be an annoying anti vaxxer living in a community that is 99% vaccinated due to gvnt pressure and programs…doesn’t work so well the other way around)

This is throwing me cuz I believe these are the same people who believe that 16 is too young to be able to make choices around gender affirming care. So, old enough that a man wanting to have sex with you shouldn’t be a crime, but young enough that if a Dr gives you puberty blockers it is a crime??

I mean, I don’t think DHS under a Harris admin would be scooping up people at Home Depot and immigration appointments and barging into their homes with long guns under a secret no warrant memo. Like I say that pretty confidently actually.

This is a big sign that these weirdo X users are not aligned with the Rest Of Us because for online normie, Ann Michael Mae is a beloved beginner home cook content creator and all her posts are filled with patriots fans going “don’t let Drake eat too many cookies!!”

I understand the hypocrisy is the point but it is objectively INSANE to have a “worst criminal illegals” scroll where most of them are *domestic violence* considering who this admin has in the cabinet

This will be interesting because the result of the Kirk witch hunt turned Charlie Kirk into a TikTok meme and his widow into a punchline

I’m sure this has been mentioned before but I don’t think abolish ice can be a 3rd rail the way abolish the police might be because while the median voter might think “but who will I call if someone breaks into my house if the police don’t exist,” no one is dialing ICE for any type of emergency

The famously anti woke piece of fiction Wuthering Heights lol are we all just SAYING WORDS NOW

This is kinda the catch-22 about trying to punish blue states by withholding federal funds, the parts you’re going to hit the hardest are probably the red parts of those blue states

Unfortunately it turns out a lot of people are actually extremely bigoted especially against immigrants! Trump’s numbers on immigration are still pretty high considering what DHS has been doing and that’s because *most people are very bigoted against immigrants they don’t know personally.*

WHAT DO YOU MEAN, CONSTRUCTING SATELLITE FACTORIES ON THE MOON

This is crazy lololol this would be like if Louis XVI wrote an op ed in favor of the guillotine

I guess I’m glad they aren’t, but anyone with sense in this admin would be ripping the phone away from these 23 year old groyper staffers. This is the kind of thing that gets covered by celebrity news outlets, and it’s the kind of thing that normal people HATE!!

Extremely funny to think that LSU is paying Lane Kiffin $100 million to predict what play Georgia is going to run next

A family member yesterday was ranting to me about how young people need to get up and protest the Trump administration and my reaction to that is….young people didn’t vote him in!! YOUR generation did, so YOU go protest! Plus when YOU protest, you don’t get expelled from school!

Maybe if Trump insults the press corps long enough they’ll actually start reporting on him the way they did Biden lol

Versus if a cat shot him, in which it would clearly be premeditated

Megyn Kelly has a 14 year old daughter. Does Megyn Kelly think her 14 year old daughter should be having sex with 50 year old men???

I really do think the timing of this is the most galling - I do understand eventually Dems would need to step aside and let the Republicans own the premium spike they seem absolutely determined to want to take on, but why do it NOW?

DID I JUST SEE DONALD TRUMP IN THE BROADCAST BOOTH AT THE COMMANDERS GAME OH NOOOOOOOO

This is like the kind of stuff made up about Marie Antoinette to turn the public against her and good old Nance is just saying it out loud on the TV lol

lol you know what hell yeah, good for Charles. He said “mom is dead and she can’t protect you anymore!!”

Guys I’m gonna be honest, I don’t think Platner was ever gonna make it. I was trying to explain this to my normie offline Dem husband last night and literally just got to “he’s a former marine and Blackwater contractor” and my husband looked HORRIFIED and went “oh so no one knew about blackwater?”

My brother in law (who is a white man Platner’s age) did get a drunk tattoo and it was the K State Power Cat on his ass. Drunk tattoos of college mascots = electable, drunk tattoos of Nazi war bands = not electable, don’t know what to tell everyone

I wrote my senior thesis over the course of two nights while drinking a bottle of wine and making shit up. Graduated with honors. Sorry, it’s a skill issue!!

It’s a lie of course but I’m fascinated by this Republican strategy of blaming everything on Biden. He isn’t president anymore! He won’t be running again! Voters and farmers can’t punish Biden anymore for their bad soybean sales! Even if a Fox News viewer believes him, what are they supposed to do?

Not the point but isn’t it wildly disrespectful to name a teddy bear after an assassination victim?? What are you doing???

This man has not been to the Utah Beach Landing Museum or he would know that 99% of D Day was LOGISTICAL PLANNING down to sending spies to collect SAND SAMPLES from the beaches

To be totally honest I am not entirely sure i get the point of this threat by the OMB because they did mass firings while the gvnt was open and the Supreme Court said fine? And now they’re trying to hire a bunch of people back? So like what firings can’t they do now that they’d do under a shut down?

You know it’s so so dumb when even the police are like “uh no actually we don’t need to terrorize citizens right now thanks”

I found this part especially interesting. What he’s calling for here is a basically a ginormous, expensive overhaul of the visa system. You’d need to hire SO many federal workers to manage a system like this, you’d need a $$. I don’t even think it’s a bad idea, but these ppl would not vote for it!!!

Genuinely so fascinating to see modern toxic masculine fuck boi culture encounter An Actual Normal Successful Grown Man in the wild. Greg Olsen does not think Portnoy is cool or funny, he would like to stick Portnoy’s head in the toilet expeditiously!!

Democrats need to be making it clear that any company who bribes and/or capitulates to this administration in order to receive merger approval will be immediately dragged back for re-approval when Dems are back in power but since they are the Dems of course they won’t.

Back to believing in American dominance after spending an 86 degree day in Paris

THEY LET A DOG CALL THE END OF BELICHICK’S FIRST COLLEGE GAME AHAHAHAH

Thank goodness TCU didn't know North Carolina's depth chart or they might have given them trouble

Not sure that when the DHS/CBP/government is at its most corrupt is a great time to try and wage war against cartels that thrive off corruption to maintain power and access but idk thats just me

This is really interesting because it’s back to school shopping time, which means their target market is genuinely in the mall stocking up on new clothes now. Could be the controversy penetrated culture *enough* that people feel vaguely uneasy about walking in and are choosing gap/aeropostle/etc

Hosts and hostesses??? HOSTS AND HOSTESSES????

Apologies to this man getting dunked on but there are ppl in the media who really really want me to believe that men are having a hard time finding women to sleep with and date and just by my lived experience I *do not find this to be true*

To be fair, it would be a little funny if the “expose the global elite pedophile conspiracy” movement’s one accomplishment was freeing the only convicted elite pedophile in said conspiracy. Real “mission accomplished” energy there

I do think I have a hot take on the cheating Coldplay scandal which is: if you want to cheat on your spouse, do it in a hotel room under the cover of darkness like everyone before you, do not GO TO A STADIUM CONCERT

It is kind of funny that all these celebs this year were like “I am NOT talking about politics 🙂‍↔️” and then within six months Trump invaded their city

So you’re telling me the market for AI agents is “people who find the DoorDash app too complicated to navigate on their own,” which basically seems like 4 month old babies, which is unfortunate because 4 month old babies don’t have disposable income to spend on DoorDash. Oh well! Nevertheless!

Okay so confirmed Trump has mush brain and “trade deficit bad” is the only coherent thought bouncing around in there, and also his cabinet is essentially a circle of brain worms. I’m just fascinated that congressional republicans are doing NOTHING about it. Like guys, he’s not gonna blink on this!!

the fundamental disconnect between the manosphere and reality is that they are incapable of understanding that this is - according to every woman I’ve ever met - the sexiest thing a man has ever done

My company did an employee survey and the software we used had an AI function to summarize all the comments and my boss (who is like a normie, a smart non online normie!) was like “so we are just gonna read the comments because the AI summary was not accurate at all to what people were saying”

The type of loser behavior here is almost unfathomable. I wish I remained unaware of this, this is giving me full level body cringe of which I was not prepared for on this Monday!!!