Haven't had a butterscotch candy in almost nine years holy FUCK these are amazing

Meet N' Fuck Kingdom is coming to the Nintendo eShop for the Nintendo Switch 2 System.

It is genuinely tiring how petty some people are, especially when they whine about their non-issues on full blast for people who don't give half a damn to listen to.

My brain urged me to draw my two favourite platforming protagonists crossing paths #sherriart #fanart #aurascope #homepaige

"You're Offloading Creativity To An Algorithm" - Stardew Valley Creator Stands Firm Against AI.

5K followers means 5K players willing to strap a Virtual Boy to their face to handle Wario like never before.

You think WE are a parody account? Could a parody account do... THIS? *Attempts to back flip and proceeds to break 27 bones and cancels Splatoon Raiders*

ngl.link/lunarlemon Lol

Woke 2 has struck the F-Zero franchise. Now he's Captain Bisexual. He likes penis too. Still no new game.

i wonder how many people have questioned my status

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Sayori is doing her best! #ddlc #fanart

posting this one separately bc its one of my favorites

I am still slightly congested

reclaim the castle

We want it to be explicitly clear this is a real post. Check Twitter for yourself if you want. Yet again we have been outdone by reality.

that's 26 hours i'm not getting back.

Working on a concept for Nintendo Switch 2 Docks with custom engraved messages. You don't get to pick them, it's whatever our marketing team thinks will sell.

They're not for him to smoke he gives them to the Pikmin. #epicdad

#WeekendVibe is Captain Olimar with a whole pack of Marlboro.

The Pentagon has revealed even more images of extra-terrestrials.

It's too late for you. We already activated the signal that sends out a frequency only Super Smash Bros. players can hear. You won't make it out alive.

Frog Pro Controller. Yeah. That's what the people want. We're geniuses.

Oh god damn it, one of the animators rode a horse into the office again. When we said get reference visuals for Mario riding Yoshi, WE MEANT PREVIOUS ENTRIES.

Overheard customer support call: "No ma'am, Samus is not married... No ma'am, you can not marry Samus, she is fictional... No ma'am, I'm not saying this because I hate lesbians... Yes ma'am, you are entirely entitled to make Metroid Yuri... Thank you for calling Nintendo Customer Support."

GRANDMA HAS DIED. Super Ghostbusters is now available on the #NintendoMusic App! 🎵 Listen now: www.youtube.com/watch?v=ynQs...

This was yaoi back in 1989.

Fuck around and find out.

After many complaints to our customer support, we will be pushing out a firmware update for the Nintendo Switch 2 that provides a setting to enable Goblin Mode. Thank you for your understanding.

drew a duck

It baffles me that Team Salvato just goes "oh yeah today's Sayori's birthday which we never said before but it is" on an otherwise random fuckin Monday

Is forcing myself to burp a skill eligible for my resumé

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SAYORI 🥹

To celebrate Sayori's birthday, we've decided to reveal that Sayori's birthday is today, May 11th. Happy birthday, Sayori!

Mamacita Rosalina 🌸✨

Happy Mother’s Day! ⭐️ [2024 & 2023 art]

ist das so

Happy Mother's Day!! 🌟 Here's some of Rosalina arts from last year 👋🌌 #Rosalina #PrincessRosalina #SuperMarioGalaxy #MarioKart

🗡️🌹

Officially a College graduate

Adding my OCs to my Tomodachi Life island was genuinely one of the best decisions to make for them cause I have given them some canon stuff and basic personality traits but I'm able to expand upon it a lot now

Hehehe and I had fun drawing it!! ^0^

Of course this is what I say in a group literal seconds before Discord seemingly goes down

Me and Sayori! Commissioned @ellenent.bsky.social and I love how it turned out!

Miku in Tomodachi Life

The foam topper is in the dumpster WHERE IT BELONGS!!!!!!