Again, we never take advantage of being in the ascendancy and generally bottle it. Not fucking good enough this

Wow, some boy big Nick

Relying on Dan Burn for left sided attacking width is frankly embarrassing

Sigh, believe this is going to get messy

I can’t see us qualifying for Europe next season the way we’re playing. Might be best to just target the cups

Big Nick had to pass it there

Very bright start. We need to take advantage, regularly our problem of late

This the Matz Sels we know

Very important win that. Feel like Bruno needed a game and performance, as although he’s been solid he hasn’t really taken a game by the scruff of the neck so far this season until today.

Hopefully a nice Forest European hangover for Sunday coming up

Joleon Lescott

I thank you Harvey Barnes lad

Howay lads, one more

Who is this on co-comms? A proper doyle

How the fuck is that a “harsh” decision? His arm is miles away from his body and he had all day to keep it away from the ball

This high line with centre half’s chasing the ball seems suicidal

Sloppy

Well a very decent half, I was expecting a bit more from USG tbh and they are very good on transition, but they haven’t got the grips with our midfield or wide lads. We haven’t had to be electric but just trusting the plan and executing well so far! #nufc

Christ that keeper is massive

Nicely bought Anthony lad!

IT WAS WOLTEMADE

Get a grip of the game again lads, just letting their confidence build now.

Marseille 3-0 at home in 25mins. That’s gonna be a hard ol’ time over there for us #nufc

Right, next two are must-win season-defining games.

Terrible kick and flailing punch. Fuck sake

Feel sick

Players tend to know if an injury is serious, that’s a massive worry

Seriously, get Elanga on

Popey having a great game. I expect he throws one in the net now

Hahaha that’s not a push ye fanny

Hahahahhaha from absolutely nowt

It’s a matter of time this. Absolutely god awful

Bruno has been horribly ineffective so far

Got away with that, he does touch the ball. I’ve got a feeling that riles these up now

Shit that, proper shit

Poor start imo

Calm down Joey, fucking silly that

Hahaha excellent. Amorim cannot keep his job for much longer

Ange is Postecoglouing this right up

Lovely stuff. Icing on the cake. Let’s see if we can add sprinkles and a cherry on top in the last 15-20

Tino just have a go man, no need to be passing there

Elanga should score

The co-comms lass on TNT saying Newcastle played Anderson on the wing. I remember him playing left full back once or twice he was nearly always in the middle. Another ‘expert’ who clearly never watched us play

Right stick tnt sports one to watch some Elliot Anderson. Just waltzing through the defence

Aye not a night for the underdog this

EXCELLENT BIG WILL

Pressures told, well done lads

We’ve been trying to play some decent stuff so far but my god some of the execution has been abysmal. Howay lads, time to fucking wake up

They’re kicking us up aheight here