Says the guy who’s changed his name three times, changed his religion, and changed his mind on whether Trump is Hitler or the best president ever.

The happiest day of my life, last Halloween when Brie and I made it official in a historic cemetery.

I’m sorry kids, you can’t have those M&Ms, the guy who snorted coke off a toilet seat said so.

Fackham Hall is funny as hell. Naked Gun meets Downtown Abney. Highly recommended.

No solution for rising costs. No solution for unaffordable healthcare. No Solution for unaffordable Housing. No solution for a crashing labor market. No justice for Epstein survivors. But let's investigate the fucking super bowl half time show.

It’s time for us on the left to finally embrace the symbols of our original fight against tyranny.

It’s time for us on the left to finally embrace the symbols of our original fight against tyranny.

Tonight is a drink half a bottle of Blanton’s and watch horror movies until sunrise kind of Friday.

We’re headed into back to school season and we as a country have dramatically underfunded our teachers. Many have made wish lists for school supplies. If you’re feeling like you can’t do anything to stop ALL OF THIS, maybe donate and put a little love and joy into the world and make some kids happy.

Best way to spend a Saturday night, watching Jaws while floating in a pool.

Brie putting up with me at the Beirgarten.

A couple paid protestors looking forward to spending those Soros checks.

When the LA police says you are overreaching, you are overreaching.

headline construction masterclass

Yo @jvl.bsky.social where’s that T.A.C.O. hat? I need that shit .

Meanwhile…

How I arrived on n Bluesky.

Hearing rumors that a dark horse candidate for pope is emerging and it’s Top Christ Following Man Kelvin Gemstone?

Playing with an 60+ year old Cooke lens on a fx30.

Have you wondered how much the US really has spent on Ukraine and where that has gone? Or what has Europe done? I break it down he on my YT channel (like and subscribe) in a new series called “DeCoded: politics, explained.” Take a look and share! youtu.be/ZROD0LjN3HU?...

Why not run as MAG? He’s crimed the bough.

Let’s go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all this to blow over.

Annual? This is shit is monthly.

Yes, we may suffer some short term pain, but we cannot let the penguins win.

But do we qualify for the Darwin Awards?

"The numbers have been calculated by the Council of Economic Advisers

Me in the national security team group chat.

See a Doc, Post a Doc.

Gabbba Gabba, one of us!

They're called public records for a reason. Starting today, WIRED will *stop paywalling* articles that are primarily based on public records obtained through the Freedom of Information Act, becoming the first publication to partner with @freedom.press to offer this for our new coverage.

Thank you Rose!!

Drink well today. Check out this Irish Tiki drink name after one of my favorite bands. #stpatricksday #tiki

Collaborators with the fascists.

Turns out JVL isn’t always right.

Proudly voted for @bera.house.gov in the last election but now will be actively making sure he loses his primary. We need fighters not capitulators.

There are no “transgender mice”, there are however transgenic mice, you morons.

It sounds like the U.S. is giving up social security for lent.

WE CAN’T AFFORD WEATHER FORECASTING BUT WE CAN AFFORD A NATIONAL “STRATEGIC CRYTPO RESERVE”.

If you had asked me five years ago "What country's leader in 2025 would most people want to have a beer with?" I never in a million years would have said Ukraine. And yet, here we are. What a fucking guy, man. I wish my country elected leaders like him. Victory to Ukraine.

The bad guys are wining.

Zelenskyy should propose a counteroffer for 100% of his country’s supply of adamantium, vibranium AND unobtainium as well. www.nbcnews.com/politics/nat...

Loving this false spring in NorCal. Tiki cocktails, adventure comedies and my garage bar.

Hey Denmark, and Canada, buy California, we have Quesabirria.

Few movies deserve a sequel almost none need one, Shane Black’s Nice Guys NEEDS One!