smoking the shit that increases your fov

charlie kirk assassin rolled a crazy hand-eye coordination check

( molting my skin at my nephew’s birthday party ) sorry little man it happens with age

the microplastics in my brain function as a radio transmitter. I can hear frequencies the human mind cannot comprehend. Help

ive been saying for a while now that everything bad in life is caused by The Haters. soon i will be vindicated

sometimes nothing takes off the edge like being reassured by the Amulet

where were you when the bass pro pyramid started floating and raining artillery down on memphis

at the palace, where the elves at? orc club want smash smash!

those lame ass orcs couldnt survive 5 minutes on the icy wastelands on europa. they deserved to have their city burned

they put my ass in the reverse time dilation chamber

desperately consulting the writer goblin for banana bread recipes

pulling 0 likes a post on this platform has trained me for eternity in purgatory

my hometown is labeled as a class 6 dungeon on the wizard atlas

huffing paint has vastly improved my lung durability

i Pledge allegiance to the grind

just fished up a fibula im only 153 bones away from assembling a man

if this stomach ache continues im gonna have to rethink my employment status

i could never be replaced by ai because all of my posts come from the various head injuries i suffered as a child

your unchitinous ass wouldnt last an hour on bug planet

listen man i know i said i wasnt gonna start skittering tonight but the weed is making me feel insectile

astral projecting 10 million grizzly bears onto the person im arguing with

eating 3 day old pizza and drinking sweet tea out of a jug fuck my stuipd baka life

got the europan ice war blues and by that i mean my blood has run blue from my thermsuit shorting out #warforever

happy #fatgirlfriday to all those who celebrate

The Orb was not worth seeking out, i’m down 2 limbs and a finger now

gonna have to go seek out this Orb later

some guy at the hierophant meetup has been eating roach flesh said he’s going to go “Get Insectile” later

the doubters hate it when i rip my ghastly bong and get their ass jumped by spirits and ghouls

summoning the ancient nicotine wizard from the sigils on the back of the gas station

im eightmaxxing rn, turned into an octagonal construct recently

welcome to fish country you landoid, your air breathing ass is done for

love this picture’s vibe

Armored Core 6 is a game about 30-40 various "holy fuck" moments but I think "I won't miss." is maybe top 5 all-time things I've seen in a game ever.

cant even call things woke anymore, because of woke

typing 'cool boobs' into the search bar and the SWAT team immediatley break s down my door because they also want to see them

back on my grindset

edging my windows install by putting a ever so slight pressure on my computers power button

baja blast may be one of the greatest nectars ever bestowed upon this earth

just went to the park and saw a duck

the curse

back on my shenanigans and tomfoolery

what the nuts