Party speakers located

Shout out to Aunt Mary, sorry I puked in your TV room that one time

Definitely almost spit out my coffee at this bit, do yourself a favor and watch!!

Always jarring when a real grape tastes like the artificial flavor grape

Solo cross country flight before becoming a parent: god this is hell I hate it so much Solo cross country flight after becoming a parent: watching movies and reading books in silence for five hours while someone brings me snacks, sign me the fuck up

But is Trump gonna pay the tariffs on the white label phones he’s importing before slapping a made in America T1 logo on them?

Shoutout to the dozen or so folks holding signs and flags outside of the retirement center on Olson Place, absolute legends ❤️

I find it so funny that this got its own slide in the keynote presentation

Tapping the sign.

The @vicmsong.bsky.social Promise is that you'll come for the cursed AI videos and stay for the heart-string-tugging ending 😭 www.theverge.com/ai-artificia...

s2g ads are coming for our phone lock screens and I hate it very much IS NOTHING SACRED www.theverge.com/news/679541/...

My S25 Edge review is gonna be a minute because I'm taking some time off for a milestone birthday but god damn if Samsung isn't still killing it in the portrait mode game

Forgive me for I have blogged www.theverge.com/tech/671116/...

2 ready 2 blog

Mountain View weather report: sunny with a 100% chance of AI

Love to check the forecast on weather dot com

Three year old took a sniff of my fancy artisanal candle and declared it smelled like "gloves." Devastating.

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Everything is bad so here's a little blog about how nice bags are www.theverge.com/gadgets/6604...

I absolutely love it when a phone engages Hyper Gaming Super Beast Mode or whatever just so I can do my little Wordle guesses

Setting important boundaries with the AI

Just incredible that in the year of our lord 2025 I am calling people and asking about the viral, impossible-to-find Canon PowerShot G7 X Mark III

Me, to my past self when I realize I didn't grind the coffee beans last night: "What you did was deeply fucking indecorous."

Truly tired of living in the blurst of times

The one where @allisonjo1.bsky.social visits an acoustics lab at an abandoned nuclear power plant. www.theverge.com/tech/644385/...

Sometimes as a little treat I like to remember how much Werner Herzog hates chickens www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhMo...

Almost got run over by a car whilst crossing the street in a crosswalk, as one does, and the most horrifying part is that I screamed EXACTLY like my mom

God damn this is so good from @miasato.bsky.social, if you somehow missed it yesterday do yourself a favor and read it now

Writing a novel about some game developers who love aperitivos, calling it Amaro and Amaro and Amaro

Nobody: Absolutely no one: Potty training book authors: Oh you waited until your kid was *three* to start potty training??? You fuckin idiot. You absolute moron

I’m “just got really excited that Smartwool socks are on sale at REI” years old

@vicmsong.bsky.social is exactly right that you should invest in good sleep, but also, if I lay my head just right on this pile of three lumpy IKEA pillows my neck only feels a little sore in the morning

When someone asks how I’m coping