Hold on. >Vaccines boost your immune system. >Vaccines boost your autism >I have MS which basically means my immune system is overreacting and eating my nerves >I am autistic >Autism is immune system >Autism caused my MS

Is he really a performative male, or are you just making fun of him for liking girl stuff?

Sweet dreams to everyone except: people who don't pull forward enough at the drive thru.

Hot take: Maybe don't correct the government claiming tylenol causes Autism. We've all seen what happens when a fascist tries to eradicate something that's genetic. #TylenolCausesAutism

When you teach kids about the Brazil Nut Effect, I think you should also teach them about Brazil Nut Poisoning

What if I don't do my chores because I'm scared of finding out who I am when I'm not stressed about chores

Trump really went, "Tag, NO TAGBACKS!"

Watching everyone saying, "Trump can't do that because it's illegal!" feels like

The "they" isn't decorative, people!

Bumper sticker idea: Caution! Autistic Driver - May memorize your license plate

I have mild prosopagnosia. Unless I'm at a convention that I attend every year, at which time I have severe prosopagnosia

These "wellness camps" AKA conversion therapy camps that RFK is threatening for Autistics? Parents send their Autistic children to ABA therapy all the time. ABA was developed by the same guy who made gay conversion camps. ABA is literal conversion therapy for Autistics. It's evil. Also RFK is evil.

Tobias: It's never been literally about Satan Ghost Lyrics: Hail Satan, worship the Antichrist, Satan is Our Lord Tobias:

Ghost lyrics: I am literally possessed by Satan, please help me Tobias: Oh, you mean my love song about falling in love? #thebandghost #ghostband #ghostbc

Pope Francis died and a Papal Conclave will meet in the next few weeks to decide the future of the Catholic Church and the lives of over a billion Catholics. Here are my top five takeaways: 1: Chinese 2: Indian 3: Pizza 4: Shawarma 5: Burger and fries #Pope #PopeFrancis #Conclave #Catholicism

Being a Ghost fan when the Pope dies is kind of awkward because, I mean. Come on. How am I gonna wear a t-shirt in public with a literal dead pope on it 😂 #thebandghost #ghostband #ghostbc #Pope

Unpopular opinion: Electric carts at the store are for EVERYBODY. I don't care if you're a teenager just being lazy, you can use the cart. Everyone is allowed to use the cart and if there's higher demand, the store should provide more electric carts.

You are mortal and so are your enemies

Say what you will about Hitler, but he DID discover the cure for Autism. (Autism is genetic.)

"There was this teacher, wanted to be referred to with they/them pronouns. But we stopped them! I mean, her- I mean, him- shit, fuck, fuck..." #stateoftheunion

what happens if consume too much edible glitter

If there had been ONE weird anime nerd on the textbook editing staff, this never would have happened. We need #DEI

My ADHD meds are in a shortage again, but @redbull.com comes in clutch with sugar free pink edition 🙏

Guinea pigs should be considered dependents on the W-4. #guineapigparentsmatter

Tax ceilings are stupid

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Damn, that baby's a fast learner

@stephenking.bsky.social So I'm reading Pet Sematary. Can we talk about how halfway through the book, you're like, "It was actually all a dream! The kid is alive! And they all lived happily ever after! ... PSYCH kid is still dead, the good ending was actually a dream. Anyways." Fuckin RUDE 😂😭

*hits blunt* what if Luigi Mangione is faking as the shooter to let the real shooter get away, so by the time he's proven innocent the trail's gone cold

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