What if I genderbent my Gilbert mii? What then? 😈

[ Kisses him like ]

Antonio is a bad reporter.

👀

He says "I know a place" then takes me to the auto shop 🥲

// ngl, I genuinely crave my muses being messed up by someone else's muse. What's wrong with me 😔

He put a trojan on my computer as a silly prank. Sometimes you just have to prank your man back.

Ja, right now. [ Discreetly installs Gr*ndr to his Handy. ]

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@mein-gott.bsky.social Gib mir dein handy.

// y'all hilarious ngl. I always laugh when I check the tl.

Don't air out our information like that.

No, it happens when the wires are old. Then again.. if you can't afford it and none is going through your home, it's probably not burning.

Maybe the wires in your home are burning inside your walls?

It's kind of sad how you can't find the exposed nerve ending.

You're starting to worry me more than usual.

His dogs are spoiled.

Just because his dog can do something, does not mean that it does do something.

It's funny you think his dog doesn't already know how.

Gilbert is fine.

You know what I do when I run out of ideas? Cocaine. Then I get like a million ideas at once.

He'll come back eventually. I'll make him a plate for later, when he comes back.

Oh mein Gott, you're robosexual.

I can't believe you're that into cars. Next you're going to be telling me how hot Optimus Prime is.

What does he do?

Who? 👀

Maybe I should just push their heads together.

I make my boyfriends take turns holding my purse. Jealousy is super ugly, it gets on my nerves. Boys please, don't fight over me. Go do the mature thing, make out, tongue each other!

You are the silliest man, I swear. It's cute.

Christmas gets wild after dark at our house.

They bring good luck, don't they? Why are you upset?

You have.. unique fantasies.

I suppose both are true.

People can't unhinge their jaw.

Roderich should get pregnant.

God's cruelest joke was not giving me a wiener.

It's unfair that I'm the only one with breasts in this relationship. Gilbert and Roderich should have them too.

I'll still have my forks.

🏳️‍🌈 🇪🇺 🤔

Raw chicken will satisfy him.

He likes my strap.

I bet Gilbert is on the naughty list the way he talks to randoms when he plays those games.

Ah. So he's to blame then.

Why did you cook it?

Is that an angry bird?

Gilbert is going to lose his mind this Christmas.

You would play your poker chips for these rosy lips.

@mein-gott.bsky.social Touch me the way you touch your controller.

Of course I would say no! I'm in a relationship.

I don't need to see you two having sex.