just finished my bucket of zuppa toscana :) 12 servings down the hatch in 3 days

costar really said “you already have everything you need” on a day when I had to drop $1200 on car repairs🥴 like speak for yourself, I needed new brakes, a new battery, an AC recharge, and an oil change

YOU NEVER TAKE ME TO BAAAANGLADESH YOU NEVER COOK ME SAUSAGE ON AN OPEN FLAME NEVER ANOINT ME WITH OIL NEVER WRITE ME A NOVEL YOU NEVER POISON THE MOJITOS OF MY ENEMIEIEIEIEIES

I just remembered that olive garden exists so tomorrow I will be exercising my free will by buying a bucket of zuppa toscana. but tonight I must scrounge🥲

another out of context text🤺 someone needs to corner this market immediately

okay I know I keep talking nerd stuff, but I just went to find a synonym for insincere and along the way I found the word PECKSNIFFIAN‼️ merriam-webster defines it as "not being or expressing what one appears to be or express" pecksniffian > poser

I’m officially evil, I ordered a grocery delivery but maintenance came to my apartment right before drop off and I accidentally ghosted my driver😭 they got a fat tip and many apologies but this is gonna keep me up at night

do you pronounce data as data or data? usually i say data, but for some reason when i say data centers i pronounce it data instead of data

i love when i interact with strangers and there’s this unspoken mutual attraction, no flirting involved it’s just extra eye contact, maybe our voices go a little softer or we move a little slower to prolong the interaction

spiritually I am a just a bug. but I like women who are secretly carnivorous plants

FINALLY DID IT YESTERDAY🥳 plus checked out some beauuuutiful scenic spots nearby

if I ever mention Lara Croft, let it be known that THIS is who I mean🤤

my friends called to tell me they miss me... now it's 10pm and I might spontaneously drive 3 hours to go see them😭

what form of mental illness is it that I think this is the cutest picture ever anyways here’s what some of my regularly scheduled maintenance looks like lmao🙂‍↕️

I wonder if tattoo artists know how many potential clients skip them just because they don’t have their pricing listed anywhere🫠💔 if you don’t share your hourly minimum and flash prices, I’m assuming your prices are insane :(

guess who finally just got that audhd diagnosis🫦

I keep seeing hunger games edits that incorporate narration from the audiobooks and they are DESTROYING ME

when I’m cutting my hair but Three Days Grace and Flyleaf start playing

in other news, I just bought weed for the first time since 2019 and I’m SO excited bc I have a whole bowl of mandarin oranges calling my name😋

I spent 4 straight hours last night making another spreadsheet💞 I’m a pro at making procrastination look like productivity😊 don’t ask me how many work spreadsheets and charts I have, bc even I don’t know the answer

it took 3 years but I’ve officially filled up a 1TB SSD with my content🤣 trying to decide if I went to spend hours just deleting ancient raw footage, or if I should fork over $300 for a 2TB one, so I can have peace of mind with a redundant backup too🥴

another cursed text I sent

my piercer told me only one more piercing before I have to take a break😔 apparently five in 6 months is too much

so weird having a connective tissue disorder bc sometimes I’ll just be uncomfy and restless for a few hours before realizing “oh… it’s because my hips and knees are throbbing” 🤠 I didn’t even notice because I’m so used to chronic pain, and then I forgot to take tylenol for 4 more hours

- want to tapestry knit - can’t find an alpha pattern i like - decide to try learning basic pixel art skills to make one myself - want to do draw cinder blocks :) - can’t remember how tf perspective works - have to relearn isometric art skills

should i drive 3 hours away to go to my favorite thrift store this week🤔 i need some more grandpa sweaters

69 followers, nice😏

onion of determination and following through on your obligations

just found these pics of my favorite tavs in BG3 :) Honey and Vox, neutral good vs chaotic evil

my friends didn’t even blink at these texts I sent at 4am

just opened my fridge for a snack and found my craft supplies in there ???? what am I doing

something so crazy about snooping on an old friends facebook and finding out he went from lanky to BUFF in the last 10 years but tbf my old friends would find it much crazier that I started making porn, so🤷🏻

Why does laundry keep happening

my problem was that I already hung up most of my favorite art in my living room, but I found a buuunch of zelda art last night and I think I’m gonna full send it mostly beautiful BOTW landscapes so it’s kinda subtle >:) it’ll give me more to work with for those collage style walls I used to have

finding more art prints to buy and tell me why I just stumbled upon a piece called “korok crucifixion” 🤣 people get so unhinged with ultrahand

btw I'm scheming up an evil Stardew Valley run for when I start streaming some games >:) it'll be my first time going the joja route, and I think I need to date the whole town

editing a vid rn and I FINALLY got the lighting how I want it but???? the footage is out of focus??? I'm doomed to always have one thing wrong w every vid💔

catching up on my medical shit and it’s scheduling x-rays, MRIs, blood work, autonomic reflex testing. plus finding a physical therapist, occupational therapist, and psychologist. oh my 10/10 do not recommend being chronically ill holy helly ok I’m off to play TOTK lol

why do elixirs in TOTK sell for so dirt cheap😞 BOTW got me used to making money with a swiftness

something just possessed me

The Elegant Demon returns🩸Lady Lilith 4th Lieutenant of the Dark Army✨ The Heart Eater🩸from fractured horizons ✨ 🩸 The moment your resolve breaks, your heart is already hers. 🩸 Commissions open Vgen.co/adityajain #DarkFantasy #OriginalCharacter #CharacterDesign #ConceptArt

why am I irrationally afraid of getting caught in a flash mob

I just achieved perfection in stardew valley✨ haven’t done that since before the big 1.5 update :) time to reorganize my whole farm and make it extra pretty

I could NEVER tell y’all my logged steam hours. seeing the lil “x hours in the last 2 weeks” makes me both impressed and disgusted with myself lmao and I just remembered Shadow of Mordor exists, so that number isn’t going down anytime soon

okay I’m wayyyy too deep in stardew valley rn ~ when I realized it was st patty’s day my brain went “oh yeah, spring 17. I should go forage in cindersap forest and pick up the pot of gold” but since this is real life, I just had a lil shot and I’m about to get freaky on camera instead✨

If your entire argument against something boils down to, "It's just not for me" but you have to frame it as, "This thing is complete dogshit and never should have been made and you are stupid if you like it and..." then kindly fuck off. Please. Stop mindlessly hating stuff. For clout or otherwise.

feeling super tempted to cut my hair shorter but i know i’ll regret it when it doesn’t curl right😖 but i’m getting annoyed with cutting it every month

I somehow just discovered stardew valley fanfiction and now I have the hots for … harvey 😔 I’ve never been tempted before, because he’s always telling me to wash my hands

does Hozier have a single love song that doesn’t double as a heartbreak song ??? inquiring minds would like to know and if anyone is wondering, my breakup playlist starts with his song It Will Come Back🫡

I'm funding a launching a new cat show in which I'm the judge. I hug each cat, tell the owner their cat is perfect, and then we all hang out and talk about our cats.