Man, we went from shootings to the Emmys real quick.

On another note: I know I've been bragging about jumpsuits, but there's nothing more humiliating than having to sit on a public toilet topless.

When I die, whoever cleans up my stuff is gonna find a lot of dick related items. You're welcome.

Things I'm more interested in discussing more than Charlie Kirk. Before you @ me - I don't condone violence ever AND I can still think that guy was a dick.

Know your rights link below - has a list of resources, to-dos, and what you are allowed to do and what you should not do. FUCK TRUMP. FUCK ICE. FUCK ANY OF YOU WHO SUPPORT ANY OF THIS. Stay safe Chicago.

Hey! One of my fav Chicagoans David Fink, creator of Outspoken (a storytelling space for LBGTQIA+ at Sidetracks) is raising money for his AIDS walk. Give him some $$$

Update on jumpsuits from Lake House Inn supper club. Hahahahah

Why yes, I did buy TWO jumpsuits from a supper club in Wisconsin.

One day you're sparkling and having a great time, the next....you step in a rat carcass and I mean IN not on.

@mikesula.bsky.social just wanted to humiliate me.

Godspeed to all my parental units who have to deal with sending their kids back to school today!

I'm watching Chief of War and I think we should really put Jason Momoa's butt on stamps.

My experience on Facebook now: Who is this? Do I know this person? Who is this? DANG, I def don't know this person. Shit, who is this?

Wanna read a story about how much I hate standing in line at Starbucks? Here it is: tinyurl.com/2s3jjyh6

It's wild how offended I get when someone expects me to do my job.

I will die on this hill: WOMEN DESERVE FUNCTIONAL POCKETS

My Korean mom criticized my ring tone for being "too slow." It's the Law & Order SVU theme song.

@mikesula.bsky.social needs $85 to make his marathon goal. Sorry, his second goal, his first is to not shut his pants. CAN YOU HELP HIM MAKE THIS GOAL TODAY? We just need a few people to donate a few bucks!

Imagine having diverticulitis and your mom keeps walking by with plates of food, "See I make eggplant, real delicious, but you can't eat." Welcome to my own personal hell. 😆

This isn't news I needed while trying to protect my mental health.

What should I watch on tv tonight? I'm bored of tv, which never happens. I even loved CW's Reign. Don't judge me, I also grew up on Xena.

Summer's almost over! Looking for a little Midwest road trip? Here's an idea!

I still have to convince myself I can do it. It takes time, it takes practice, but most people with a brain and the desire to do so can learn. So that's your message today - don't stop learning. Skills are great and it's not only men who can do hard things. AND CHANGING A TIRE IS NOT HARD! 4/4

When what we're really talking about is learning rules, training, observing, and adjusting. But, men grew up encouraged to play and watch sports. In school, little ladies were handed bags of flour to learn to take care of babies. It was fucked. 3/4

I think about this often because so many times in my life, men act like things are so difficult to do when it's not. This also happened when I was dealing with roller derby. MEN KNOW SPORTS, women not so much I was told. 2/4

A thread: I once changed a tire for a male colleague. Several men walked over to me to ask me how I knew how to change a tire. Well, it's not fuckin brain surgery, dude. You take the tire off, then put the tire back on. Literally, every car is made with all your tools right in your trunk. 1/4

My lab results came in from my physical and my doc said, "Your urine was unremarkable," and it bothers me that she doesn't recognize how hard I work on that.

On my bike ride to work, I remembered how one Alderman tried to legislate squirrels because one ran into his bike wheels once and goddamn, I love Chicago. <3

The last 48 hours of internet has been the best time of my life since Oceangate, maybe the Suez Canal.

One of the best days of my Chicago Life. Get me these pants!

I asked Mr. to make me a PBJ. B/C he's a food snob, we don't have shit like grocery store sliced bread. I ask what kind of ARTISANAL loaf is on offer, he says olive & polenta. I say not with PBJ! He then proceeds to eat all the olives out of the slices he cut for my sandwich. THIS IS LOVE IN UR 50s.

To think that I was so impressed that we could download music from the sky to our phones but now this? A SHELL THAT STANDS UP? My god, #oldelpaso ....just when we thought taco technology reached its peak.

Hello. There's a man who lives in my house, some would refer to him as my "husband," is just $725 away from his goal for the marathon. Maybe if enough strangers on the internet would be so kind to toss him a $20 that would super. He's running for Mercy Home. Click below!

I will never get over how many people call our office to complain about Divvy bike stations. They aren't complaining about the need for more but that they don't like where they are because they are unsightly? What in the world?

Just read how a woman bought a house selling photos of her toes. I HAVE TOES.

@chicagoreader.com is Chicago. They truly need your help. Please donate.

A college aged kid called me about something and when I said a thing they didn't like, this kid said, "Not to be the devil's avocado..." So that's what the future looks like.

For Father's Day, I want a Labubu. Yes Father's Day was a few days ago and yes, you do not know what a Labubu is but I still want one. Manifesting.

He does not look like Pedro at all! But congrats anyway!

No matter what anyone says, I absolutely did not try to squeeze more super glue out of the tube with my mouth.

I've been traveling and not paying attention to the news, so I have to ask. Is this feud because Trump confused the lube with bronzer?

NO ONE AT MY JOB KNOWS ANYTHING ABOUT CORDYCEPS AND IT SHOWS.

Is it bad I miss magazines?

LET'S GO 🔥🔥🔥🔥Tonight at 7:30 @gmantavern.com

Cancer sucks. Music still rules.

To all the Beyoncé fans in Chicago, I am so sorry about your hair & mascara, but try to have a great night!

Sometimes I fun on the internet.

One week from today, I'm hosting the most fierce battle of words at Write Club Chicago at Gman. Let's hear some stories and punch some Nazis! Just kidding no nazis allowed.

I did not watch Last of Us last night, so no spoilers. But I did watch Walton Goggins clog with his mom and honestly, we can lock up the house. There's no more need for tv.