I keep forgetting I have a bluesky account.

I asked a young Walgreens employee where the draino was and she replied, "What is that?" Which leads me to believe she has never ever, ever ever, had a problem. Wow.

Suddenly I want to listen to Janet Jackson. Do you have a fav song from her?

Why we always choose the Bear... Also - what is wrong with y'all?

My toxic trait is that I'll always Step in the Name of Love (Remix)

Per my last tweet, I also would like to thank all the undercover baddies living their best kink life but still having the time and energy to expose hypocritical toxic assholes. You are my heroes.

It's raining in Chicago, but you can always find a bright spot.

I'm in a zoom meeting about filling out paperwork. I have found the center of hell.

When I die, I want my headstone read, "She would have loved being here when the parking meter deal expired."

I hate all these people. Will keep watching. #ageofattraction

Just woke up! Did JB win? 😂

Finished the Love is Blind Reunion and why are all the girls such a weird color? It's like burnt sienna come to life.

Where are you going for corned beef and cabbage this week? I don't want a sandwich, I want that slab of meat and flavorless leaves and a potato made for an octogenarian with no teeth.

Watching How to Get to Belfast From Heaven. It's fun, but I'm really enjoying the lack of plastic surgery. These people have real faces that move. Listen, I would trade in my body for a Pam Anderson one, but it's refreshing to see a face that is normal. Now, does anyone have a surgeon for my jowls?

And just as predicted my joy has turned into a horrifying reality.

Killing dogs, kidnapping humans, working for Trump...may the rest of your life be filled with blistering hemorrhoids, Kristi. BE GONE. PS: Yes the next person could be worse but for crying out loud, give me 5 minutes of joy. It's so rare these days.

Note to social media creators: Just because YOU haven't been there doesn't make it a "hidden gem" nor a "discovery." Have we not learned anything from Christopher Columbus?

Nothing infuriates me more than when I hear "Here's what I like to make when I don't feel like cooking" and they bust out tandoori chicken. Personally, my go to is Costco hotdog, but ok.

"I'm here today for two reasons," Bill began. "The first is that I love my country. And America was built upon the idea that no person is above the law, even Presidents — especially Presidents." - Bill Clinton ARREST TRUMP - WE ALL KNOW YOU DID IT, YOU DRY STANK PUSSING HEMORRHOID.

The state of the union should be renamed JESUS CHRIST WHAT ARE WE FUCKIN DOING?

I'm sitting here still stunned that the Keebler elf told Jess she needs to go to pilates hahahahahahaha Love is Blind started very boring but it sure did deliver. I love how the internet is here for Jess!

Alexander Skarsgård can get it, especially gay dom Alexander Skarsgård.

OK! Which one of you has Nancy Guthrie? It was all fun and games, but now playtime is over. Hand her over!

@mikesula.bsky.social kicks arse.

I'm in a fish market drinking an Irish coffee (weird, I know) and Magic by Olivia Newton John (RIP) is on and I'm on the verge of tears because I think I'm really hearing this song for the first time despite the millions of times I've heard it before. Or it means my period is coming.

I'm still glowing after Bad Bunny. The only thing more he could give me is a baby with a Korean woman that they named Alondra Gabriella Mofongo Kim.

As a Korean Puerto Rican American (Korican if you please)... between K Pop Demon Hunters and Bad Bunny Halftime show I feel seen.

In a cold cruel world, at least we'll always have curling as an Olympic sport. Which begs the question, why not bowling?

If you don't live Benito, I probably hate you.

This is America.

I loved the food here, but in Chicago you can spit and find another great steak joint where the owner is not accused of physically and sexually abusing women. So...

Conservatives flip the fuck out & say people are too sensitve when asked to call someone by their pronouns. When American citizens get gunned by our own gov't, then they say we should stop calling those officers little dicked men b/c it hurts their feelings so they have the right to kill us.

Who am I rooting for in this patriots bronco game? My heart is empty.

I'll be dicking around at @20x2chi.bsky.social Sunday Feb 1 - COME PLAY!

Hi! I'm Elizabeth Gomez. I'm a shitty writer who loves animals and can make ok videos. Check out this reel because let's be REEL*, you need a fun break. *told you...shitty writer

CAN WE ALL CHOOSE ONE WAY TO COMMUNICATE? Damn, y'all. I never thought I'd miss having only a landline.

Finally got around to Heated Rivalry and here is my suggestion for improvement: More butts.

Have a BEAR-Y good day, y'all!!

DA BEARS!!!!!

IMHO that was a perfect execution of the word fuck and also fuck you if you if you support this regime.

OH MY GOD Y'ALL - IT'S ONLY BEEN A YEAR WITH THIS GUY. A YEAR!

My immigrant mother thought America was the dream, but it feels like a real nightmare. Hugs to everyone whose heart hurts today. This isn't ok.

This is the ICE agent who murdered a woman by shooting her multiple times in the face.

I find this gut wrenching for 2 reasons: 1. Public Media is important especially when it comes to education and facts, but the Trump administration of course wants none of that. 2. I'm almost as old as public media.

I don't know who needs to hear this, but the pan is done soaking. Go ahead, time to wash it.

This is going to be good. @lefttheprairie.bsky.social , @lizzyisi.bsky.social , @elizabethgomez.bsky.social are just the bsky usernames I know, but a great group of folks to answer this question.

"Curtis Rowe, hotel housekeeper; b. 1963 - He listened to “Happy” by Pharell Williams every day on the train and bus from Berwyn to the Embassy Suites hotel off the Magnificent Mile, where he worked in housekeeping."

I had no idea that a good chunk of adulting is explaining the Dougie.

Give me your top reads in 2025 - would love to grab a few books I'll never read.