After 16 years of working in food service, I've never been allowed a leadership role no matter how good I am at the job. It sucks. I was a manager for a dollar store for a short time, but never for a food service job.

I just got all five endings for Silent Hill f and there's still more to do. This is the Silent Hill 2 remake all over again.

I wonder what else didn't get turned. 🤔

We got to make using AI to figure out personal gifts a social crime. Most gifts suck to begin with but now you’ve literally taken the thought out of it’s the thought that counts

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I'll never forget the people who downplayed my fear of dogs.

SnapCube is such a treasure.

"I love them, but..." is such a stupid fucking dynamic to have with someone. Why can't relationships be simple?

There are HOW MANY OZ BOOKS??

I'm passionate about food and food safety. I wish I could make it as an artist or writer. I also wanted to make a living being a YouTuber. None of those panned out.

Dorothy gets to go home and tell the story of her amazing, magical, whimsical journey where she defeated an evil witch without ever knowing the socio-political nuances of the world she escaped. She was skipping across that yellow brick road not knowing how that road was even built.

One of the local tattoo shops is doing some kind of event and they said "We’ll have cookies and hot coco so come hang out with us and let us hurt you." Amazing marketing.

Are you telling me that Wizard of Oz is just a fanciful lie?

Trans men have male privilege. Why is this the hot take in 2025? There's a lot of nuance to privilege and a lot of us are not just men with no other aspects to our identities. Some of us are gay, black, intersex, disabled, etc. etc. But those things do not erase our malehood.

Sex is not immutable either.

My eyesight is so bad that day or night, I can't cross the street safely if the headlights of oncoming traffic are on. I don't even know if I can drive at night anymore. I haven't tried in several years.

Jesus Christ. I feel so hurt.

I totally forgot about that Folger's incest commercial.

This weather is NUTS.

It’s transgender awareness week, so if you weren’t already aware, you are transgender

"Somewhere Other Than the Night" is another one because it literally mentions a storm within the first five words of the lyrics.

I am absolutely cursed to run into constant problems with technology...

Studying taxonomy for worldbuilding purposes.

2020 -> 2025

Normalize shaming people for not tipping enough.

I didn't know that dodo birds are giant pigeons. They experienced gigantism due to living isolated on an island, which happens to a lot of species.

Me: *says something really gross out of pocket* Husband: "I'm gonna put that on your epitaph." Me: "Epitaph? Where's my body???"

Oh, and Kim Davis can eat shit too.

Because I'm being a damn nerd and writing a story that requires this knowledge, I now know the difference between an eon, an era, a period, and an epoch.

Tell me why this fucking song didn't make it onto a single hits album. That's so infuriating. It's a good song!

Ah. Another identity crisis.

I'm listening to THE Garth Brooks album I grew up listening to when I was like 6 years old. I'm by myself in the backyard on the swingset, just swinging and listening to this thing on repeat. I don't even know what a trans person is or that I'm autistic (Not that I would know what that is either.)

One of my favorite trans YouTubers: *does a Lelo sponsorship, gets called gross because his audience is "mostly kids" (no proof of this)* Rhett and Link: *jokingly tells their audience of mostly kids and families to not Google "Mr. Hands", do not get called out for it*

Rhett and Link are becoming less and less relatable to me as a YouTuber.

"I'll never know peace but I always know joy."

Living in the late 90s right now (Yes, this model is from the 2000s. Hush.)

My cassette player doesn't have a rewind function so if I want to go back to an earlier track, I have to flip the tape, fast forward, and then flip it back. What a weird, old-school problem to have.

Eat shit, Winsome-Earle Sears.

I'm only partially ordained because this state fucking SUCKS. I don't want to be a part of a religion I'm not comfortable with just so I can legally marry couples.

Hey @spacemanscott.bsky.social, did you hear the update on Stephen McCullagh?

I have to restart my special Cappuccino isopods because they crashed out and got overrun by the wild type. I'm not very good at this.

Bring Her Back was such a fucked up movie. I was worried it'd be something with eyeball horror, based on the trailer, but no. It was fucking teeth. I hate mouth-related horror. But I enjoyed it otherwise! I like feeling uncomfortable when watching a movie, and A24 delivers.

I still don't know

Hey, does anyone remember that weird Chris Gaines thing? What was that all about?

I actually want to say I was more like seven years old when I first became an uncle. It's hard to remember though.

Someone jokingly called me Uncle Alex because they only just noticed I have gray hair, which is funny because I've been an uncle since I was like... five years old. I'm an uncle of six now!

Take me away, NyQuil.

Fourth time's the charm, I suppose.

An old coworker of mine got me a wedding gift and it got stolen off his front porch. x.x

I swear I'm fucking cursed. This is the second cancellation I've had to do for a Durabrand cassette player. The first one was from some shady site and the second one never got shipped out. I'm thinking I should have gone with a Walkman instead.