If you see this, post your getaway vehicle

Monday

Few updates for the Resi Heardle: RE4R is now officially in both versions, and now the font is on theme! Special thank you to @amity-galaxy.bsky.social for fixing the code line mistakes and for setting up the font. I truly couldn't do this without your help

33 years ago today, May 16, 1993, Homer Simpson woke up from his April Fool’s Day beer explosion/candy machine-induced coma/clip show. #TheSimpsons

Never trust Autosave. Manually save 6 times and still question whether or not you saved, like a real gamer.

Mondays amiright

Scenes from AEW Dynamite last night #Wrestlesky

I've been a fan of this soundtrack since childhood and I still think this is one of the funniest things they could've added after such a drought. This is for the benefit of me having official song names to use in Mario Heardle and very little else. Go enjoy Star BGM you goobers!

I've been saying this for years. It feels good to be validated.

I hope an artist out there picks up this ball and runs with it

A bit of advice I can give to the so-called baby trans would be to work towards a hairstyle change of some kind, if possible. Be that a dye job, a new style, or simply growing it out. I've always had long hair, so experimenting with colour has helped separate parts of my life! (1/2)

Serious question: what is your Mount Rushmore of mountains? Time is a factor

Rocky is the sole provider for the last shred of hope I have for this world

Qtp with a gif of your pfp

Brody King telling the President to go fuck himself >>> #AEW #wrestlesky 🤼‍♂️

Undiagnosed but something is definitely wrong chips and dip

Butcher Bird by @richardkadrey.bsky.social is part of the 2 for 1 credit special on audible

The most beautiful day for shelter doggies, adoption day. 🥹💙

Cool. Send them all to the guillotine

I do apologize for the lack of updates with the Resi Heardle. The daily version is up and running with the 4R soundtrack thanks to some quick fixing by @amity-galaxy.bsky.social. I'll try to get the infinite up to speed soon. Just been juggling a lot lately. #ResidentEvil

The Resident feels more slightly disgruntled than evil

A relic of the ancient past

#aew #wrestlesky #aewdynamite 🤼‍♂️

With so much doom and gloom in the world just enjoy Rocky gently exploring the world, having a picnic and wagging his tail. This seemed impossible just 5 days ago

This is way too real. Most days, I want to play a game to decompress, but just the thought of the mental effort of picking up the controller has been too overwhelming to bother TL:Dr: I am not okay

If buying is not owning, piracy is not theft

Just when you think WWE couldn't sink any lower

What. A. Week. Congratulations to our friends PRAGMATA, Windrose, and Replaced for the launch of your games! MOUSE: P.I. For Hire is proud to share the spotlight with you all 🔦

If evolution is fake, explain this religion

Reading from the "gaslight them into this being the status quo" playbook as always. Do not relent. GenAI is collapsing and they're trying to use you to save themselves. These are the words of a snake.

I have lost track of how many times I've told The Onion to stop monitoring me

So the funniest thing just happened. I was driving to the store and a cop was in front of me. We were pulling up to a red light when suddenly, the cop veers quickly to the next lane over. Confused as to why this happened, I pull behind the person already waiting, and see this bumper sticker:

Bro's flabber was fully gasted😂

Cartoonist: Daniel Medina

April 12, 2023: “Mark my words, Darby Allin will become AEW World Heavyweight Champion. I promise you!” April 15, 2026: Darby does it by beating MJF. STING KNEW IT ALL ALONG. 🔥 #AEW

Can we get one of these petitions in the US?

It’s so impressive how quickly Jesse can produce new fully thought out outstanding lyrics.

Fuck Nick Khan, Fuck Hunter, Fuck mania, Fuck that racist company 🤼

Tried adding 4R to the Heardle today. Half the tracks broke the whole thing, so now I have to figure out how to reset to an earlier state, then figure out what I did wrong

@refaubrey.bsky.social screaming "This was in your pants!" is going to live rent free in my head for quite some time🤣 #AEW #Dynamite

‘Coyote vs. Acme’ takes a jab at Warner Bros. for initially shelving their film for taxes in new trailer announcement video. “Happy Tax Day. Check your write-offs.” In theaters August 28th.

Oh my God. A documentary about Wishbone! I'm so excited! youtu.be/o-oWwJ-PbBY?...

A friend of mine is in need of a little help for a wheelchair. Please help if you can and share to spread the word. gofund.me/0e4fa1dcf

The 30th anniversary? At this time of day? At this time of year? In this part of the Internet? Localized entirely on YouTube?