Me seeing the iPhone 17 and iPhone 16 side by side

Episode 1

Me on after a Sunday roast

Was watching Bring Her Back at 11am this morning a good idea? Maybe not. But do I regret it? Absolutely not

Watching Together and Materialist was an unexpected double bill

Wait…is new Florence + The Machine coming soon 👁️👄👁️

Israel murdered five al-Jazeera journalists, including Anas Al-Sharif. They did so because they're now liquidating Gaza City, and want to silence the remaining witnesses. To Western journalists silent about the slaughter of your colleagues: Their blood is on your hands, too.

I don’t know why they are acting shocked over this news. We’ve all know that this was their plan for the start

Since when did we start opening 6 cards in a pack???

timeless hit! janet jackson’s ‘all for you’ still goes hard 24 years later

Nah she's a comedian at this point. She's no longer identifies Nigerian. Has been the MP for North West Essex for a year and now she's singing "THE ONLY WAY IS UP" 😭

This is legendary

PALASTININAS AREN’T A FUCKIN BARGAINING CHIP!!!! So what, Israel becomes .5% less genosidal and no recognition? SHAME

So if Trump sues South Park…doesn’t that mean Trump has to provide evidence that he doesn’t…and it’ll become public knowledge…

South Park > Columbia University

I LOVE ART

The hypocrisy of the west saying they are protecting women and children by demonising trans people, while they sit on their arses watching women and children starve to death in Gaza is just unfathomable

Name a better theme song for a tv show, I dare you

all jm seeing a legal battle between me and whatever film studio are making this

Am I on holiday watching Parks and Rec? Well yes

This is don’t touch me weather

Straight out of a Veep episode omg

THIS is what we've been saying!!

yeah…

On my may to Cowboy Carter

Last week Nintendo Switch 2 This week Beyoncé Next week Beyoncé Have I won June? I’ll let you be the judge of that

The Rehearsal Season 2 maybe the craziest thing I’ve seen on TV

Okay Pokemon Scarlet and Violet on the Switch 2 is a completely different game

Happy Switch 2 Day 🥹

1536 at the Almeida maybe the single best thing I’ve ever seen. I’ve not feel like that watching a play in ages

1536 at the Almeida maybe the single best thing I’ve ever seen. I’ve not feel like that watching a play in ages

A move called Tyrannical Hole? IN PRIDE MONTH? Welcome to the team babe 😌

Immersive for Celestial Guardians ✅

Hacks season 4 episode 6 is T👏V👏 PER👏FEC👏TION 👏

DIANA ROSS!!!!!

The name on everyone’s lips at the Met Gala today is gonna be Colman Domingo

I think she knows that I pre-ordered the Switch 2 😭😭

Watching Warefare has been the straightest thing I’ve ever done in my life and my body violently rejected every single aspect of that film

Conclave stans stand the fuck up!

I’m still thinking about Sinners 24 hours later. WHAT THE FUCK DID RYAN COOGLER PUT IN THAT FILM?!?

Sinners…

What a week

Team Onya Nurve tonight!

Gale King: Have you been? Me: To space?

Gale King saying "Have you been?" maybe the funniest thing I've ever heard 😭

My favourite toxic couple are back next year I cannot wait!!!

It’s been a month of me using Cécred and I hate to say it…something is finally working my call and hair 🥹