Is the style high waters? The inseams just never seem long enough on jeans I’ve been buying and idk what’s going on because I’m only 5’6”

This is Radley. She asks to "destroy" when she needs to let out extra energy. "She gets plenty of walks and physical activity," her family told us, "but she uses her destroy button when she is craving a little extra chaos." 13/10 (IG: radley_barkley)

A return deadline I can understand, charging me for something you are getting back in good condition is crazy

Age of ultron is on the app, why ain’t they watch it?!

My daughter be ready to get in her bed but that little boy??? Bedtime is new to him every single night

Rob Reiner either made your favorite movie, or made somebody you know’s favorite movie. If you’re a Californian, he’s also part of the reason you or your friends can get married. He has changed more lives for the better than this asshole commenting on him ever did.

No that video just reminded me of my controlling ex from high school. Would get mad when a guy opened my water bottle because I just lotioned my hands. Mind you, he was 21 and I was 16 talking bout “you shouldn’t ask other boys for help”

I got two ear piercings Friday and the one that hurt the most has caused me the least amount of problems. The easy one has been swollen and bleeding all day 😭😭

Omg I just saw lil Wayne in that Amazon ad…..

Walmart has been putting the total of my pick up orders on hold in my account twice now this month and idk wtf is going on but they need to cut that shit out.

Getting into my karaoke era and realizing Rihanna’s songs aren’t hard to sing…

Money isn’t real because that orange bitch is literally pulling BILLIONS out his ass for all kinds of fuck shit 🙄

Who tf do I speak to about these ugly ass Apple updates! If it’s just visual shit let me decline the update OMG

How do I make my phone go back? The new IOS update is hideous

Finding out the daughter with the Harvard degree still supports her Bali daddy is really disturbing. But also daddy issues, childhood trauma and what not 🙄

I think I killed my office space heater 😭😭

I be wanting to support Marlon Wayans but omg he’s allegiance to loser men is GROSS

Are they naming girls Brittany anymore????

No because the art department on Steven universe really went crazy with Obsidian 😍😍

Urban outfitters sending me all kinds of emails except where my goddamn hat is?! Why hasn’t the tracking updated since 12/02?!???!!!? 😒😒😒

I finally found the fuzzy bucket hats 😏

CDC advisers vote to abandon universal hepatitis B vaccination for newborns. https://cnn.it/4pV4JCE

The Pantone color of the year being white and y’all going up behind it is HILARIOUS

Imagine it being 32 degrees outside you got your toddler in just a tshirt and some sweats… white people really piss me off

I be blindly supporting shit then forgetting why. I deleted Spotify months ago and it wasn’t until today people bringing up the ICE support and terrible AI system that I remembered why I deleted it 😂

Aye if they let Luigi go I got the perfect job for him.. he will have to take some notes because the last one was a bit sloppy at the end

It’s been 3 days and Im already revising my list of elf of the shelf activities omg

Unfortunately my 2025 was mostly boy rap 😭😭 how embarrassing

That fat cheeked gerbil bitch about to be next in the courthouse! 😂😂

She need to hit up tom and go BIG. Ask for his podcast mic and streaming laptop!!!!

Aye this slime shit it getting out of control, $25 for a 7oz jar?!

I got in insta for a very specific reason and forgot what it was for about 30 minutes

Is it obvious I had an edible???

Seeing that TikTok trend of moms losing weight while breastfeeding was simply not my story but I’m happy for y’all 😭😭😭

Aw Tini losing a twin is heartbreaking, wishing her whatever she needs at a time like this

My daughter got a new phone and the screenshots I’ve been getting from people telling her happy birthday 😂😂

The orthodontist messaging to tell my daughter happy birthday is so cruel knowing they’re about to run my pockets for some braces 😒😒

A certain someone has a bad ass son and she keeps showing us as if we are the other parent… girl jump in that boys ass and leave us out of it. He’s going incel and you’re making content of it 😒

Omg I liked 1 TikTok about Meg’s man checking that gun player and now it’s boys basketball all over my FYP 😭😭

Finding out my Yorkie requires a detangling spray and 2 different brushes.. girl we cannot both be on a natural hair journey and

No, I knew apples autocorrect was getting dumber and COME TO FIND OUT 😒😒

I need to speak to Tracee Ellis Ross about her hair cut, I’m trying to get like my sis!

Not one of them has their original face. Insane work.

My thing about willing telling us you don’t have shit to do with caring for your children lets me know you really don’t give a fuck about them kids AT ALL. Men are gross

It irritates me to no end when they play 5 minutes of another podcast as a commercial

I combined two banana pudding recipes and omg it’s delicious 🤤

One thing about that post twin body, Beyoncé gon have them titties out!! 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

I love trolling my friends 😈

Mercutio, "Romeo + Juliet" (1996):