That's a first.

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Ready or not, here it comes. #SFGiants

Do you think Kuip is keeping a straight face while he reads the attendance? #SFGiants

Way to go, Rafi! #SFGiants

Dylan, you stud. #SFGiants

People will scoff at this, but what they forget is that Luis Arreaz is perfect and should stay on the Giants forever.

CJ Nitkowski, the Braves announcer who once courted controversy by following/liking the Proud Boys on Twitter, in responding to bench player Eli White's recent paternity leave, stumbles into saying the phrase: "The more Whites [in this world], the better off we're going to be." (via r/baseball)

Giants take game 1 in the Battle of the Bads. But don't let that get your hopes up for games 2, 3, or 4. #NothingLikeIt #SFGiants

I can't believe Shook doesn't pitch for the Giants #SFGiants

Schmitt cares #SFGiants

Double Hoo Lee 🥰 #SFGiants

I like it when they're so confident with their challenge and they're wrong. Haha

Oh no, Bericoto's hurt now too. He's one of the very few bright spots. Bummer #SFGiants

That splash hit by Bryce was so pretty. #SFGiants

SPA-LASH💦

Schmitty 💣 ensures they won't be no-hit OR shutout. #SFGiants

Will there be a tribute video for Brett Pill? #SFGiants

Heliot, my man. #SFGiants

Ryan Walker strives to be the worst. #SFGiants

Can't decide if I want them to get a hit or I want to see a no-hitter 🤔 #SFGiants

I sure hope McCC Dave doesn't tackle the Krukow family for a ball.

Oh no! Did Logan catch horrible-itis from the other pitchers? #SFGiants

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The kids playing rock-paper-scissors were more entertaining than bigots playing baseball. #NothingLikeIt #SFGiants

That was my favorite slide into home. Heliot can do it all. #SFGiants

It is comical how horrible the majority of the pitching staff is. #SFGiants

geez

In case you were wondering where I was 42 years ago today, I was at Great America. #OingoBoingo #concert #musicsky

Looney to the Lakers? I hate it. #DubNation

I'm happy Bivens is finally back. #SFGiants

The Teddy Bear strikes AGAIN! #SFGIANTS

They are doing an amazing impression of a good team. #SFGiants

Heliot!! 💣 #SFGiants

Bericoto..nice one. #SFGiants

Rigged!!

Omgoodness.. Belgium

Awesome Heliot #SFGiants #teddybear

If only tr*mp was a dodgers fan.

He looks like he'll fit white in. #SFGiants

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I long for the days when they were a .500 team. #SFGiants

Rafi Bonds💣 #SFGiants

Gausman's pitching tomorrow? I hope he throws a no-no.

Pickles?! 💣 #SFGiants

Surprisingly, they didn't blow it. #SFGiants

Upper decker 💣 from Bryce. #SFGiants

And then Robbie said, "don't forget about me." #SFGiants

The neighbor's party is amping up. The music just got louder. The first firecrackers of the day were lit.

Watching the most patriotic movie I can think of, fuck yeah. #filmsky