#waffle #waffle1573 5/5 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩⭐🟩⭐🟩 🟩🟩⭐🟩🟩 🟩⭐🟩⭐🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🔥 streak: 743 🧑‍🎤 #wafflesuperstar wafflegame.net

#Connections Puzzle #1066 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟦🟦🟦🟦 Skill 95/99 Uniqueness 1 in 117

#stack427 5/5 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟 ⏱️ 1m 30s 🔥 streak: 26 🥈 #stackdownsilverteam puzzlist.com/stackdown

#wordle1788 Well. It's better'n 5, so there's that. #Wordle 1,788 4/6* 🟨⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬛⬛🟨⬛ 🟩🟩🟩⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

#Llamagrama 392 - Roadworks 🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢 💡0 🔤 0 #LlamaHerd #Roadworks www.llamagrama.com

Easy as can be today - do today's if ya wanna feel smart ;) #Tightrope, a daily trivia game | Britannica May. 11, 2026 T I G H T R O P E ✅ ✅ ✅ ✅ ✅ ✅ ✅ ✅ ✅ 🎉 My Score: 2010 www.britannica.com/quiz/tightrope

"When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross" is typically attributed to author Sinclair Lewis. I'm updating it: "When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in an adult diaper and carrying a golf club". #Trump

#waffle Oops! #waffle1572 4/5 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩⭐🟩⭐🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩⭐🟩⭐🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🔥 streak: 742 🧑‍🎤 #wafflesuperstar wafflegame.net

"Scientists discover unexpected benefit to masturbating — but just for men". I don't know. I think with the right lighting, music, and a little flair, I could make it at least interesting as Performance Art. That's gotta be of some benefit, no?

I'm experimenting with a supplement, the dosage of which is described on the label as "2 droplets", and I was about to carp about "seriously? 'droplets'? 'Drops' isn't sufficient?", but, surprisingly (to me), it turns out that there is a difference.

#Connections Puzzle #1065 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟨🟨🟨🟨 Skill 95/99 Uniqueness 1 in 159

When I get the the 4th email from the same scammer with a subject line of "This is our final attempt....", I kinda lose respect for the sender, y'know?

#wordle Well, that miserable result was totally on me. 3 hunches and no logic whatsoever. #Lesson learned. Wordle 1,787 5/6* ⬛🟨⬛⬛🟨 🟨🟩⬛⬛⬛ ⬛🟩⬛⬛🟨 ⬛🟩⬛🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

I have seen "Die Hard" every year at Christmas since it was first available. I have never understood why Hans (in German) tells Karl (who is German) "Karl, schieß dem Fenster", and Karl doesn't understand and Hans then says "Shoot the glass" in English, and then Karl understands.

I don't have an effective strategy for this. Yet... #numble62 3/5 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩⭐🟩⬜🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬜🟩⭐🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬜🟩⬜🟩⭐🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 wafflegame.net/numberwaffle

#waffle #waffle1571 5/5 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩⭐🟩⭐🟩 🟩🟩⭐🟩🟩 🟩⭐🟩⭐🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🔥 streak: 741 🧑‍🎤 #wafflesuperstar wafflegame.net

The Egyptians put things in pyramids for next life and not one of them had a serial port or connector for a Zip Drive. I am blessed w/a box the kids know I want buried w/me.

I just sewed a button on a shirt, and I'm positive that in the amount of time it took me to do so, a person who actually knew what they were doing could have planted, grown, picked cotton bolls, ginned it, spun fabric, and made a shirt. With buttons.

Do you figure there comes a day when instead of throwing away the usb power cable that came with whatever you just bought, you just throw it away, and don't stuff it in the drawer with the 300 or so usb cables you've already saved "just in case"?

#squaredle squaredle.com 05/10: 72/72 words (+4 bonus words) 🎯 Perfect accuracy 🔥 Solve streak: 668

#wordle1786 My 3rd guesses are getting positively annoying, with their "almostness". #Wordle 1,786 4/6* ⬛⬛🟨⬛⬛ ⬛🟩⬛⬛🟨 🟨🟩🟩⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

OK: who has used Ketamine for depression? I don't mean recreationally - not that I have anything against that ;)

"Riding the D in Los Angeles" Phrasing, you guys; phrasing.

One thing about having 8 billion people in the world: if someone says you're "one in a million" they're saying there are 8,000 people out there, just like you.

#Connections Puzzle #1063 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 Skill 95/99 Uniqueness 1 in 1,188

#wordle1785 Similar to yesterday; got the letters, but guessed the order wrong. I wuz robbed. Etc. #Wordle 1,785 4/6* 🟩⬛🟨🟨⬛ 🟩🟨⬛🟨⬛ 🟩🟩🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

A little odd, but, maybe having a spare is a good idea. Perfect for vigorous toe-tappers?

#waffle #waffle1569 5/5 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩⭐🟩⭐🟩 🟩🟩⭐🟩🟩 🟩⭐🟩⭐🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🔥 streak: 739 🧑‍🎤 #wafflesuperstar wafflegame.net

"WHAT'S THE AVERAGE LIFESPAN OF A LAWN MOWER ENGINE?" Well that depends. Does it smoke?

#wordle1784 Look at 4 and 5. Gotta be effing kidding me. #Wordle 1,784 5/6* ⬛⬛🟨⬛⬛ ⬛🟨⬛⬛🟨 🟨🟨⬛⬛⬛ 🟨🟨🟨🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

#waffle #waffle1568 5/5 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩⭐🟩⭐🟩 🟩🟩⭐🟩🟩 🟩⭐🟩⭐🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🔥 streak: 738 🧑‍🎤 #wafflesuperstar wafflegame.net

Seemed quite a bit harder than 3.5. To me, anyhow. #squaredle squaredle.com 05/07: 56/56 words (+1 bonus word) 🎯 Perfect accuracy 🔥 Solve streak: 665

#Llamagrama 388 - Stage Presence 🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢 💡0 🔤 0 #LlamaHerd #StagePresence www.llamagrama.com

#stack422 5/5 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟 ⏱️ 2m 34s 🔥 streak: 21 🏆 #stackdownelite puzzlist.com/stackdown

#Connections Puzzle #1061 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟦🟦🟦🟦 Skill 95/99 Uniqueness 1 in 326

#wordle1783 Harrowing! #Wordle 1,783 5/6* ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟩 🟨⬛⬛⬛🟩 ⬛⬛⬛🟨🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Best I've done on this. So far. #numble58 4/5 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩⭐🟩⬜🟩⭐🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬜🟩⬜🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩⭐🟩⬜🟩⭐🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 wafflegame.net/numberwaffle

#waffle #waffle1567 5/5 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩⭐🟩⭐🟩 🟩🟩⭐🟩🟩 🟩⭐🟩⭐🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🔥 streak: 737 🧑‍🎤 #wafflesuperstar wafflegame.net

1/2 I think I can make a strong case that our modern world is in serious, not-at-all funny jeopardy from men who, before they got money/power/fame, couldn't strike up a conversation with a woman in a pitch dark room, and who spend the rest of their miserable lives doing sociopathic terrible things

#squaredle squaredle.com 05/06: 37/37 words (+1 bonus word) 🎯 Perfect accuracy 🔥 Solve streak: 664

You know what I hate about Bluesky? People's obsession with Lists. And for that, I'll most likely be added to a "PeopleWhoHateLists" list.

Spangram first #Strands #794 “Get-up-and-go!” 🟡🔵🔵🔵 🔵🔵🔵

#Connections Puzzle #1060 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪 Skill 95/99 Uniqueness 1 in 27

#stack421 5/5 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟 ⏱️ 2m 0s 🔥 streak: 20 🏆 #stackdownelite puzzlist.com/stackdown

#wordle1782 Well! OK, I'll take it! #Wordle 1,782 3/6* ⬛🟨⬛⬛🟨 🟩🟩🟨🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

#Amagrama 246 - Secret Fort 💡0 4️⃣ 🔵 4.2s 5️⃣ 🔵 4.2s 6️⃣ 🔵 8.6s 7️⃣ 🔵 7s 8️⃣ 🔵 9.1s 9️⃣ 🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵 85s www.amagrama.com

#Llamagrama 386 - Cinco de Mayo 🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢 💡0 🔤 0 #LlamaHerd #CincodeMayo www.llamagrama.com

#Trump can't stop talking #Ballroom, and, maybe he needs it. I mean, according to #StormyDaniels, he sure doesn't need #Dickroom. Maybe we should ask her?