Please just disband the party and fuck off, you deeply unserious people.

This is waaay worse than any alleged 'arrest for memes' that Musk and other MAGAtard rightoids say happens in my country lmfao

NHS, no National Service, free HE, secure well paid jobs, affordable housing, final salary pension schemes, triple lock etc The luckiest generation also contains the biggest whingers.

We live in a bizarro world where I find myself agreeing with Gary Neville (dogshit pundit) by going against a bunch of bald(ing) white(red-faced) old men (United fans)

If you're seriously defending Hasanimal-abuse Piker cos you agree with his politics you ought to be ashamed of yourself. Disgusting behaviour.

Imagine having an IQ so low that you actually sit and watch ASMONGOLD of all people talk about politics

The right wing pivot to constant whining and self victimising might be the end of them in the mid-long term. They're becoming worse than their stereotype of a woke person lmao

Genuinely think he's a top 3 RB in the world, could even argue he's been the best in the world this season.

'Muh freeze peach is being impeded' - Comedians during their million dollar Netflix specials

Huh?! Are they screening them to then pick the shittiest ones? 🤣

As I've grown older I've managed to grow out of the idea of 'cringing' at people enjoying who are enjoying themselves doing some niche role-play or enjoying themselves in a not so normal way. With that being said, the LARPy shit right wingers say on Twitter on twitter is so fucking CRINGEEE lmao

Ed Miliband is so based tbh

Bringing this back to bless your timeline ✨

Mumen rider origin story

The overton window has shifted so far right in recent years that right wingers will foam at the mouth if you call them right wing because they think that not wanting to harpoon small boats and kill asylum seekers makes them a liberal, even though they want to see remigration 🤪

I'm sure all of the Trumpists furious about Sharia law in London will be concerned to learn the Saudi Arabian state now has a such a large stake in so much of western culture.

Gabriel headers do be hitting like bunker busters

Never doubted my goat

Subhuman behaviour

Its the same level of dipshittery as Trump but sanewashed by his posh cunt accent

Pregnant women must SUFFER under the Farage regime

There's fewer things more depressing and blackpilling than an 'Ambulance Corridor'

I'd bet that by the end of a Farage government we would have 'National Service' where young adults are drafted in to care homes to wipe the arses of the people who, broadly, voted to fuck their future.

Farage's deportation plan is truly a Farage special à la Brexit but I do wonder who will be scapegoated when it inevitably causes immense damage to our nation. My bet is it will be the 'lazy youth' who will be next to be blamed for all our ills.

MY MAYOR

Bernardo Silva is the ultimate 'little rat cunt' player lmao. He rattles me every time I have the misfortune of having to watch him play.

He's jealous because he wants to do the challenge too but is unable to grow any hair of his own.

I think what makes the Your Party fiasco both tragic and funny is that ultimately, they're fighting over who will win 5% of the vote at the next election and help Nigel Farage take power.

I'm a bigger Your/Our/Whoever's Party hater than any right winger could ever be. They're so fucking unserious. I am praying that the Greens don't fumble this.

True patriot Big John coming out as a genuine top geezer in contrast to that flag shagging Tom Skinner melt is so heartwarming.

Can someone in Labour please stop Peter Kyle from doing media rounds? He's a Tory tier gaffe machine.

Obama remontada is about to hit like crackkkkk

Most effective leftist movement

Musk deciding to pipe up after getting unceremoniously booted from the US Government, and being caught paying a chinese kid to play POE2 on his account so he could pretend to be a pro gamer, then getting bullied on POE2 while listening to his ex-wife's music? Musk haters we are so back

All this talk of human rights this, and multiculturalism that but the real WOKE NONSENSE is that the Arsenal game tonight kicks off at 5.45PM!!!!

Why is Ed Davey the only party leader calling out the absolutely insane fact that a foreign billionaire is trying to incite violence on our streets? Are we really this cucked as a nation? Also, why are our 'patriots' so eager to become America? We have the term 'flag shagger' for a reason.

Saw a bunch of people claiming the government shut the internet (posted to TikTok via the internet btw) cos their 5g was a bit slow. Ofc, this makes much more sense than the WOKE LEFT explaination of 100k people crammed into a few streets all livestreaming might put some strain on wireless networks

Lewis Goodall vs fucking vein-pop Vinny from the PBD podcast is a biblical mismatch lmao

Womp womp

Lmao I bet it is barely any different from the Jeremy Kyle show, knowing the average Reform voter

Populism is so fucking stupid but it is the new meta so I'm probably gonna have to choose some populist dipshit to vote for so as not to waste my vote.

I will settle for nothing less than total WASPI defeat and humiliation

Reformers think the Centre for Migration Control is a government body lmao

Holy BASED 🦅

His last few non-HGH corrupted brain cells are working overtime, bless him

Nonce accusations flying at next PMQs??

It is taking every ounce of self restraint I can muster to not be the most insufferable smug prick around the people in my life who were telling me that I was wrong about Trump and Elon Musk. If I had shorted Tesla and put my money where my mouth is on Polymarket I think I would be rich ffs.