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"Will your government last long enough to imprison me for 20 years?" -Võ Thị Thắng, total badass, shortly after being sentenced to 20 years of hard labor by a South Vietnamese judge in 1968

Hey! All you ammo-sexuals who have been frothing at the mouth about big brother and dictatorship and tyranny and that shit…where y’all at? Why y’all so quiet? Armed, unidentified masked men working for the government are kidnapping people off the streets and y’all ain’t said a damn thing.

This will be the next thing the Trump cult will say after they blame the Epstein victims. They wil claim that Trump was involved in all of that “before he got saved.” They’ll douse it with ecclesiastical white-out and shame you for not being forgiving.

TU N’AS PAS LE DROIT! Si les Nordiques ne sont pas en Québec, ils ne sont pas les Nordiques. Les Nordiques sont mort en 1995 et tu es leur meurtrier, calisse-rado

#GoHabsGo #AllezMontreal

“Stop calling us Nazis!!” Stop acting like Nazis. Stop doing Nazi shit. Stop tolerating people within your ranks who admire Nazis and do Nazi shit. If you don’t want to smell like shit, get out of the sewer.

First attempt. Worst attempt.

In 2022, y’all overturned Roe v. Wade and said “if yOu cAn’T aFfOrd a bAbY, dOn’T hAvE oNe! jUsT kEEp yOuR lEgS cLosEd.” Now look at you … wrecking the economy and yapping about folks not having babies. Ten bucks says they use this as the premise for outlawing birth control.

When you find out that an attractive lady is a Drumpf supporter…

“Hate that you’re part of it.”

The “free speech” crowd is certainly in their feelings about people exercising their freedom of speech.

If I ever write a novel, the fake Christian villain will be called "Nancy Mace."

AMERICA: “It’s a mental health issue.” REST OF THE WORLD: “We have those. But don’t have mass shootings.” AMERICA: “It’s video games.” WORLD: “We have those too. But don’t have mass shootings.” AMERICA B: “It’s cause they took Jesus out of the classroom.” WORLD: “God, you’re stupid.”

This is good, very, very good.

In honor of Bastille Day: MANGEZ LES RICHES!

I’ll take “thoughts and prayers” seriously when Republicans use them to get the things they want instead of cutting health care and school lunches.

Charlie Kirk is a piece of shit. Full stop.

Contre nous de la tyrannie L'étendard sanglant est levé

“Damn, there’s a whole lot of faces.”

I want to thank Joni Ernst for articulating what I’ve said about her party for years. For too long people have lied about the Republican Party saying they don’t have a health care plan. They certainly do! It’s called “Let People Die.” And it is remarkably consistent across their entire platform.

I’ve been saying this for years. The Republican health care plan is “Just Let People Die. Especially if they’re poor.”

Apparently states’ rights stop the moment women board a plane with autonomy in their carry-on.

“For some reason, the most vocal Christians among us never mention the Beatitudes. But, often with tears in their eyes, they demand that the Ten Commandments be posted in public buildings. And of course, that's Moses, not Jesus.” -Kurt Vonnegut

Them: “Dont come back in here with your bullshit.” Me coming back with my bullshit: