I was pretty neutral about Southampton until this afternoon, now I absolutely fucking hate them. #hcafc

JUST FUCKING NUKE SOUTHAMPTON THE CHEATING SOUTHERN CUNTS www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...

JUST FUCKING NUKE SOUTHAMPTON

Boosting the economy doesn't actually mean making any of us lot better off.

Starmer has threatened to do the worst poo of his life in Parliament unless the rebels wind their necks in.

Catherine West more like Fred West ha ha ha lolllllllll

TICKET NEWS: ONLY THOSE WHO SUFFERED INCREDIBLY BY GOING TO THAT AWFUL GAME AGAINST BLACKBURN IN THE CUP CAN GO TO WEMBLEY #hcafc

Wes and Pete, best of mates.

Just fancy a bag of scratchings.

I'm going to have a bag of scratchings.

13 more of these to come up alongside 10 peacock lilies 👀

Lol, this hapless Labour twat going on with the "delivering change" slogan 😂 what the fuck do the whips have over these people??

I've got an alstroemeria opening up!

No, course not, we're whipping boys and get blamed for not implementing whatever the government says we are legally obliged to without any extra staff or resource 😂 Joke of a country

Will we see restoration of funding to local government?

Anyway, got to put the bins out before I get bummed by a binman.

Southampton it is. We've never lost in a playoff final and never lost an away leg in the playoffs too. All falling into place now for the mighty Hull City. Just the expected hoo hah about ticket allocations.

What if they both decide to just kiss and shake hands and we end up playing a combined team called Southbrough or Middlehampton #hcafc

I hope Trump calls him Kieth as his parting gift.

I'm glad I didn't seek the support of a psychotherapist for my Corbyn-induced mental distress because now Zack Polanski is retraumatising me all over again.

"It's terrible news, Kay. We're hearing that Sir Keir accidentally fell into the docks early this morning, probably around 6am, because he was steaming drunk. I'm obviously in a state of grief, but a sense of duty compels me to replace him as leader."

Ticket news: allocation has all gone to me sorry £800 a pop soz #hcafc

Is the Zodiac Killer still an MP, is he going to run for leader again?

Starmer is going to Slim Pickens his way on a nuke. This is great!

🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨 BREAKING NEWS STARMER HAS APPEARED FROM NUMBER 10 AND FIRED NUMEROUS SHOTS AT CHRIS MASON, IMMEDIATELY EXPLODING HIS HEAD AND BALLS.

Farmfoods had this majestic thing in. Considering I love Grant's tinned haggis (it's ace!!), I reckon I'm due a fantastic hash some time this week or next! Also quite funny with all the romanticising about Scots, and a fair chunk of them love stuff like this. So do I, not knocking it!

Where's that photoshop of Starmer laughing while holding a gun?

Just remember all the Labour MPs who voted against or abstained on investigating Starmer's appointment of Mandelson. Polishing turds and all that.

Can we get Phil Brown as permanent Hull City commentator on at least one channel, he went proper Sid Waddell a fair few times 😆

BIG LOVE TO BIG SERGEJ

Neoliberalism is utter fucking wank, our government has been following it since 1979 and it's failing to provide services - people in turn are responding to the massive racism thinking that is a solution - a lot falls on local authorities who are half as well funded and staffed since 2008.

PHIL BROWN WAS ON COMMS ON HUMBERSIDE?!??! Should've muted the shite on the telly and had THE KING warbling his geordie tones into my head #hcafc

Also safe journey back to the travelling Tigers! #hcafc

Anyway, in all of that I hope Kyle Joseph is okay, if not a speedy recovery #hcafc

Coincidence or causation: only team to have a squirrel stop play and we made the playoffs 🤔 #hcafc

We've all said it so many times that we've seen the best performance in years...and also some of the worst....but wow! I have every faith in saying Jakirovic is the best manager we've had since Steve Bruce, and that's only something a Hull fan can say! #hcafc

You (pundits) all had us down as relegation fodder!! I didn't care if we made the final, no pressure, we're coasting on proving people wrong 🤣 🐯🐯🐯🐯🐯🐯 UP THE TAHGERS #hcafc

Shitty dirty Miwwaww

JOFFY AGAIN OLÉ OLÉ #hcafc

Ref is a wanker, pass it on. Belloumi booked for something that has happened 5 or so times this game already?? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. #hcafc

BELLOOOOOOUUUUUUMIIIIIIIII!!!!!!! #hcafc

Shoot yourself Kieth.

FACKIN MIWWAWW YOW CANT!!!!!!!

Corbyn saw off the Zodiac Killer's challenge

Then, these are the same twats as before.

I hope they are aiming to break Starmer as a man, because he actually is a soulless cunt

Has Starmer seppukued himself on the live television channel BBC Parliament?

Being in your late 30s is perpetual tiredness and trying to duck out of social obligations. Look, I just want to piss about in the garden, watch sports and lie on the couch.

So we are deffo going to get ARE WES as PM only for a year down the line for the Mandelson noticing to start. FFS.