Blackburn more like CRAPburn ha ha lol #hcafc

Remember when the worst thing Corbyn ever did was pronounce Epstein in a German manner as it sort of implies? Worse than actual human trafficking and raping kids that.

I need to go buy a belt.

I've decided: AMIR IS GOING TO SCORE TODAY #hcafc

Xena: The Warrington Princess.

Might glue the ESP button off. Why the fuck would I want to listen to buffered mp3 audio?

Right, I am not making this up how good this is and I've only had a few mins! I am using soundsticks I've had for 20 years and they're still pretty good, but I am also listening (dual output) on audio technica m50xes and the output is absolutely and utterly alive, I can't explain!

Oh my fuck. I cannot explain!

Best thing about coming down though is having something to eat and the birdy joining in ☺️

2 weeks leave now! Hurray! Fiio DM15 arriving Monday! Hurray! I need some decent bookcase speakers now.

Macaroni cheese on toast.

Hakuna matata is Swahili for "Bush did 9/11"

Voice notes when? You lot need to hear a happy chirpy birdy.

Campaign of hiding Bush did 9/11 in various documents at work.

LABOUR BELLENDA EST

I think the only achievement of Animal Farm from Orwell's perspective is he achieved it without modern word processors and the ctrl+F function. Subtle satire? Give it a rest!

That opening movement of the 6th is so bleak and unending, one of few times in music where it feels like all of Creation is hanging by a thread. It's awful, jarring, but all the more honest and beautiful for being so. I've got to earn the DSCH bit of my handle every now and again innit 😆

There are 2 Lennies in this world: Bernstein and Slatkin. Here's the former giving context to Shosty's 6th: m.youtube.com/watch?v=K7MP...

m.youtube.com/watch?v=v8gM... HAVE IT!

Lol, so my Blu-Ray drive can't play a hybrid SACD but this £25 thingy can?

Manos: The Hands of Sausage. Adds motive to Torgo's hand being bbq'd.

FAFO now. Labour are really going full PASOK. Proper speedrun strats.

"Minnesota Man" about to become a chaotic good version of "Florida Man."

I refuse to cave into pressure from Big Corkscrew™, the bastards.

King Prince Charles is a knobhead

Nothing I would tell to you. Get lost.

I'm definitely getting that cd player. Fuck it. You can all fuck off if you fancy #pints with me next month

I wonder how many FotL people have written to King Prince Charles

I remember some divorced dad in a pub telling me about his FotL beliefs. Apparently he wrote a letter to HER MADGE excusing himself from council tax and income tax and that's supposedly a thing.

Your dad dressed up as Spiderman and climbed Leeds town hall.

Fathers4Justice to COVID denialism, 15 MiNuTe CiTiEs, and FotL pipeline.

Fun fact: Jeremy Corbyn bummed Donald Trump

ReNtInG iS dEaD mOnEy. YEAH BUT 3/4 OF MY MORTGAGE IS FUCKING INTEREST TO SOME CUNT BANK TWATS

DONALD J FPMURD YOU DANG CHEETO. DANG CHEETO MUSSOLINI

I'm thinking of printing out a picture of Gul Dukat and putting it up somewhere at work.

rip graham linehan, died after posting so fixatedly he didn’t register he was shitting and a turd fell out of his trouser leg and when he stood up from the computer chair 17 hours later he skidded on the turd and the turd flew up and landed in his mouth and he choked on the turd

Why has the sky gone this colour? Are we in purgatory now?

Welcome to The UK Quite Windy™ Edition

Chandra, you son of a bitch!

petertyson.co.uk/fiio-dm15-cd... JUST MAKE SAVING UP EXTREMELY HARD FOR ME THIS YEAR THANKS

"We do not choose to use the Hull City app because it is easy, we choose to use the Hull City app because it is hard." - John F Kennedy #hcafc

Remaining haggis with pasta, red pesto, olives and cheese. Not bad actually!

Right, got the ticket, conflicting info - are we good enough with just the digital wallet ticket for our 4th round encounter with Liam Rosenior's Chelsea? #hcafc

*psssshhhhhhhhshhhhh* Trop dalej!

Pancake day is coming up! Should I do poached pears again or should I mix it up and do poached peaches?

In which universe is this going to happen though? This government are gleefully chasing Reform fash policies, abandoning pretty much everyone, and Reform types can just vote for Reform. Dangerous, incompetent, talentless, clueless, hapless, and fucking hopeless. 6d chess isn't a thing.

🚨 I HAVE 110 EPISODES OF DS9 REMAINING

I like how celebrity chefs who go on about nose to tail eating always go on about their pork coming from some super rare breed that costs like £40 a kilo, yet they will crusade against chicken nuggets which is the pinnacle of eating everything from an animal.

You know what Starmer needs? He needs another relaunch.

Anyway, I'm going to give George Onslow a go, heard his string quartets were pretty damn good.