We were discussing 'ideal temperatures' at work today and I couldn't remember the conversion from Fahrenheit to Celsius, so I was like "80°F, whatever that converts to," and someone did the conversion, which came back as 26°C and just immediately said 'What's wrong with you?'

Some of my friends are surprised I am getting into WH40k but honestly, it's sort of comforting in a way that a fictional universe exists in which everyone is having such a terrible fucking time that it's almost reassuring in comparison.

helping @auguries.bsky.social hash out their vargard oc for our wretched fan dynasty, the thanakar. shotel whip sword duelist ♡

don't need therapy when you've got hole

'The Infinite & the Divine' epilogue is so fuckin' clownish. Like, Trazyn, hello? He's called 'the Deciever'? Why would you believe literally *anything* this mf says about history?

Memori's is that Hildibrand always interrupts when they're busy with small, delicate objects--either crafting or holding--which they accidentally break in a myriad of ways (e.g. hitting a gem too hard with a lapidary hammer, crushing a delicate tea cup.) They're always big frown when it happens. 🥺

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ;A; It's fixed.

The thing is that WH 40k minis are cute. It doesn't matter how many skulls you add, or blood and guts, or gross rotting flesh. They're like, the size of a thumb. If it's small enough that I can put in my mouth, then it's cute. These are the rules and they will be enforced.

Over the last several months, my fam has had enough little dinks that a trip to the bottle depot has net me half a set of Khorne Bezerkers.

My favesie wavsie webcomic is 20 years old now. If you haven't read Rice Boy, please give it a shot. rice-boy.com/rb/

Putting together some Chaos Astartes for the first time and *why are their shoulderpads so big???*

It's very funny that, because it's a live service game, you can really enjoy a .0 story for FFXIV, and then hit a point in the post-patch where you're like 'thank god this is short and separated by months, because I'd rather flense my fingers one-by-one than have to sit through this in one bloc.'

Vic n I decided we wanted to try kitbashing a Bethael out of the Khorne Berserkers we got, but natch they don't have chainhammers anymore (haters), so we have to do fucking alchemy to make one out of EVERY AXE IN THE BOX, which is very funny to me.

I think my favorite food (food?) is a glass of freshly squeezed orange juice. Hits like nothing else on the planet, always tastes phenomenal.

me, @ my husband: I just think it's interesting that your latest blorbo is a skeleton that deals with his trauma by getting angry about it. And also, thst you married me.

WarHams: A Chaos Odyssey #Warhammer40k #NarrativeDeclaration

the 'i am in hell being punished' to 'YOU are in hell and i am your punishment' pipeline is so good.

seasons kriegsons this too is yuri

more lunch scribbles feat. tentative design for my fave comfort character to feed feet-first into a woodchipper and a w40k OC belonging to @auguries.bsky.social because I don't remember how skin works. yay practice.

RIP to my fanfiction output. You can't write fanfic and paint Warhammer minis at the same time. I need 1 more pair of arms and a second head.

Was gearing up to read The Relentless Dead and my beautiful husband takes my e-reader from me, opens up The Twice Dead King, hands it back to me and goes "Fixed that for you, king."

(W40K) JENS JENS JENS we repurposed the Krieg engineer remote mine operator into Jens with her rad monitoring gear. rider!Jens also on the docket because Goose and I are hopelessly in love with her.

The dragon's claim #estimeric #bboozeXIVships

Memori kinda of had to, since he's so bulky it's hard to carry him, but thanks to a generous aether donation from Zenos' tasty, tasty corpse, it wasn't as hard as it could have been. They weren't entirely aware that that's why it was easier at the time, though. They find that out later.

I went with Immortal Flames for Memori, because Nanamo and Raubahn have mad swag in that speech. It's his starting city as well. GC is irrelevant to their lore.

This document with the *bulletpoints* of Memori's backstory and so on is 5k+ words... Like what am I even gonna do with this?

(WIP) after this one is done need to take a break and return to my safe and simple necrons. god. every time i look at byzanti i want to squeeze him like a stress toy.

(w40k) Bethael the Brass Hound, piece of shit wuppyog ♡

Memori plays the field, but picky when it comes to who they'll actually have sex with. Probably would describe him as demi-bisexual. Genderwise, they're fine with masculine pronouns, but have no particular attatchement to the idea of 'being a man' or 'being a woman'.

4 Chaos Space Marines steal 1 Guardsmen, oh no... #Warhammer40k #BlackCrusade #DnD #TTRPG

Keeping myself on the level by thinking about my little ponies. No, not those. These.

In 2014, a friend of mine started playing with his ldr bf, and after seeing the game at his house and making a character in the creator, I tried the free trial and got hooked. I was looking for a social space that I could get invested in adter quitting LJ/DWRP and it fit the bill.

Memori is *not* an easy person to get close to romantically, and so they do get very sullen and depressed when they do take that plunge and it doesn't work out for whatever reason. This doesn't happen particularly often because they very rarely "go steady" with anyone.

happy maid day :3 #art #ffxiv

I was able to draw a quick sketch after all. Happy #AymericDay! I HC that he lets his hair grow long during DT. #lumeriaart | #ffxivart | #aymeric

Husband is getting into Warhammer 40k and kind of dropping bits of the lore at my feet like a cat bringing its owner dead mice. The most recent mouse has been the Death Korps of Krieg, which have been fun to read about.

Bonker that there's an entire Resident Evil movie that only exists to give the developers an excuse to never think about how women age ever.

Memori is max height m!au ra in the game, and several centimeters over that in my hc. Used to hate being tall, becausse his family are lalafell, and it was frustrating navigating spaces and objects not sized for him when he was young. [1/2]

Skeb style commission for @nyxmidnight.bsky.social !! Butch4butch estimeric, where Aymeric is a gentleman butch and Estinien is a scrappy dyke haha I had so much fun with this!! Every time I draw them I'm like 🥺 wow I missed them.. I should do it more!! Thank you! 💛 #ffxviart #estimeric #genderbend

Tural Food(?) Review #ffxiv #arcadion

hey evrybody call it umad please thanks

Repost Your Art - Day 29 - Plant Mandragora Queen x Eggplant Knight is my OTP 🥺💕 #Repostyourart #ffxiv

found it.

My cough sounds like it belongs to a dying sheep farmer in the Scottish Highlands who's been smoking pipe tobacco since he was 12.

BIG. AXE. BIG. ANGY. And in terms of the lore, it's interesting to think about Memori having an Inner Beast, and how it's basically like being a werewolf without the environmental pattern. How does having an unknowable primal force playing piggyback impact your relationships with others?

'Trazyn, this council finds you guilty of being kiiiiind of a bitch, tbh. You are sentenced to perform some kind of skeleton version of From Eroica with Love with this weird old queen, henceforth known as Orikan, for until one of you gets bored and kills the other.'

Dinner of champions

Being mandatorily forced to OT as WAR after tanks being flexible for the MT/OT role kiiind of sucks, but I'll accept it if they actually dehomogenize the tank role unilaterally. If the class fantasies come back, it might be worth it. #FFXIV

Del Toro's directorial niche these days is making movies that people can take their dads to so they can double-check if their dads understand where they went wrong, or if they'll need to spell it out.