mario shitpost art

piece of pos cacao trees and weather better mix well this year

condensing contempt into small dots . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

gift art for my girlfrien (@glacialmonolith.bsky.social) of her character (Luma)!!!!!

THE COUPONS HAVE SUCKED FOR 3 WEEKS IN A ROW!!!!!

pick your poison. there shall be serious consequences for not (probably a ping)

me when my posts try to be interactive but they only get likes

no guarantees but I am open to hearing opinyens!! what should i draw

hey, you! yes, you. especially you who doesn't know me that well; ask me anything! if you don't know what to ask, think of a question people would ask *you*, but ask me that, that should be fun, right?

is this artstyle quite corking?

Obligation to post monthly, uh, okay everybody tell me something

wouldn't it be cool if skyscrapers and city skylines were wooden

this is just another app i ended up wondering what i'm doing on

I got an email about a store I go to lowering prices on various items and once I go check it out wondering if they impacted any of the items I ever buy, the same tags as before there mock me, like HAH!!! YOU WISH!!!

if the ring ones are called doughnuts, should the holes you pop out be called doughbolts?

Even searching for a new phone is such a slow and shallowly interesting task I'm tempted to keep going with my 2GB RAM 16GB space one until it breaks. I gotta look for details like its manufacturing country, if it has a headphone jack (can't see it in previews) and the type of WiFi it has...

Really like this new render

What a boon you have to interact on this app to gain a following. I can just say to the void that I am void of amount.

They be jammin' 🥁 🎸 Revenge for @gwahrmanto.bsky.social of their OC Dalvik interacting with my OC Prilaja #artfight2024

He stares at you... what do you think?

Can a shadow wear a t shirt? Or tuck it... into their body? What? Whatever.

Perspective. Wanted to draw something that seems tall. Is that the impression you get, viewer?

UGH. Fine. I'll post! Here's a gremlin with tiny arms or whatever.

Whoever reads this, I hope you have a nice late Spring. Those are few and far between. at least for me WHY d'oh WHY must the pollen home in at my nostrilles?

I'm rrruined!

If your shadow was alive, what do you think it would do?

Other times you wonder if you should bench a weapon, and others you wonder if you should bench the whole game.

time for a long sigh where no one will see it... *siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiighhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh*

Anatomy? So tough! Here's practicing.

So animations apparently work now.

Hairnonymity

Sup? Here we have four of my characters dealing with a stubborn vending machine.

He's a jolly... fellow

Suh? I drop again with art I spent some time on would be really cool if... I could do this often that's all that'd be nice

Different style, as I do with occasionally

mmm setup so good simple but effective

I drew van Cent on the bed I drew van Cent in my kitchen I DREW Vincent van Cent ON the ROOF

A design concept of a character. I will work towards making it more androgynous.

old and... stuff

i'm poor that's the post

gifs don't work but the first frame of this animation looked pretty good to me (no ref!) so i'll post it anyways

I tasted American coke the other day. The corn syrup kind. All over the world but Canada and the US, we use cane sugar. And I conclude there's no way anyone in America actually likes this without being conditioned into it. Y'all just evolved into liking this for other reasons than the cocaine

Well, I've been doing some art, yes. I think these colors for sketches work fairly well. All my friends are already using the red-hued beige bgs so I must be different...

When someone says 'What's up?' my new response will answer what 'up' actually defines as, instead of the same constructive/''the sky'' answers I could never escape.

I am a pizza hobbyist. I find broiling the crust, then flipping it over and topping it a perfectly good solution to home ovens' otherwise low temps. or the smaller tray bakes them fine if you just put it in

Hello, peeps. This account is no longer... dead or unborn, whichever you like. I make art! One of these is a gif but I have no idea if it will animate.