may i help you with something, [reader]?

WOMEN

— “ 𝙈y chain hits my chest When I’m banging on the . Dashboard . 🃏 𝙻𝚒𝚟𝚎 fast . 𝙳𝚒𝚎 young

⎊ 𝐈𝐑𝐎𝐍 𝐌𝐀𝐍 "𝐈'𝐦 𝐓𝐨𝐧𝐢 𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐤. 𝐈 𝐛𝐮𝐢𝐥𝐝 𝐧𝐞𝐚𝐭 𝐬𝐭𝐮𝐟𝐟. 𝐈'𝐯𝐞 𝐠𝐨𝐭 𝐚 𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭 𝐠𝐢𝐫𝐥. 𝐀𝐧𝐝 𝐨𝐜𝐜𝐚𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲... 𝐈 𝐬𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐥𝐝. 𝐒𝐨 𝐰𝐡𝐲 𝐜𝐚𝐧'𝐭 𝐈 𝐬𝐥𝐞𝐞𝐩?" 𝐓𝐎𝐍𝐈 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐊 ⎊ || #𝐄𝐧𝐯𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐤 || ❤︎ & ↻

⧗ 𝐁𝐋𝐀𝐂𝐊 𝐖𝐈𝐃𝐎𝐖 "𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞'𝐬 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐰𝐫𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐦𝐞." 𝐘𝐄𝐋𝐄𝐍𝐀 𝐁𝐄𝐋𝐎𝐕𝐀 ⧗ || #𝐄𝐧𝐯𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐖𝐢𝐝𝐨𝐰 || ❤︎ & ↻

ᗢ 𝐒𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐋𝐄𝐓 𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇 "𝐀 𝐬𝐜𝐚𝐫 𝐢𝐬 𝐚 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝 𝐝𝐞𝐟𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐝." 𝐖𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐀 𝐌𝐀𝐗𝐈𝐌𝐎𝐅𝐅 ᗢ || #𝐄𝐧𝐯𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐖𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐡 || ❤︎ & ↻

⧗ 𝐁𝐋𝐀𝐂𝐊 𝐖𝐈𝐃𝐎𝐖 "𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞'𝐬 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐰𝐫𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐦𝐞." 𝐘𝐄𝐋𝐄𝐍𝐀 𝐁𝐄𝐋𝐎𝐕𝐀 ⧗ || #𝐄𝐧𝐯𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐖𝐢𝐝𝐨𝐰 || ❤︎ & ↻

humans are a very strange species, i’ve come to notice.

you’re staring, [reader.] #seductivesunday

jonathan storm.

can you blame me?

……holy mama.

[watching from afar, sitting crosslegged on her board.]

susan storm.

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀

i will be, yes.

…… [subtle swoon.]

// *heavy sigh* i love not getting notifications

// can these trending bots kindly fuck off please and thank you

// gremlin i see what you’re doing i hope you know that 🫢

why must i be attracted to so many women?

// shalla just wants to feel something again, honestly.

what gets worse?

"𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘪𝘵 “𝘮𝘰𝘭𝘦𝘤𝘶𝘭𝘢𝘳 𝘥𝘪𝘴𝘦𝘲𝘶𝘪𝘭𝘪𝘣𝘳𝘪𝘶𝘮.” 𝘈 𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘥𝘶𝘭𝘭 𝘯𝘢𝘮𝘦, 𝘐 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘬. 𝘋𝘰𝘦𝘴𝘯'𝘵 𝘲𝘶𝘪𝘵𝘦 𝘥𝘰 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘪𝘵 𝘮𝘦𝘢𝘯𝘴. 𝘌𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺 𝘤𝘦𝘭𝘭 𝘪𝘯 𝘮𝘺 𝘣𝘰𝘥𝘺 𝘪𝘴 𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘯 𝘢𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵... 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘵𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘢𝘤𝘬 𝘵𝘰𝘨𝘦𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳. 𝘖𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳. 𝘌𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺𝘥𝘢𝘺."

❝ 𝙄 𝙢𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩'𝙫𝙚 𝙡𝙞𝙣𝙜𝙚𝙧𝙚𝙙 𝙞𝙣 𝙥𝙪𝙧𝙜𝙖𝙩𝙤𝙧𝙮 . . . ❞

𝐖𝐇𝐈𝐓𝐄 𝐖𝐈𝐃𝐎𝐖 | 𝐑𝐔𝐒𝐒𝐈𝐀𝐍 𝐒𝐏𝐘 | 🔞 —————————————— ✘ - #MCURP | #BSRP ✘ - MCU | Movies | Comics | AU ✘ - Lewd Earned | SFW ✘ - Ace | Bisexual | Sex-Positive ✘ - Mature Themes —————————————— 𝐑𝐄𝐓𝐖𝐄𝐄𝐓 / 𝐋𝐈𝐊𝐄

// i feel like i need to repeat myself and say how much i love chere mun and hyp mun, which is a lot.

[narrowing her pure white eyes. very concerned.]

……what did i walk in on?

[meditating on her board, hovering slightly off the ground.]

[floating upside down.]

18 + ♠️⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀𝐻𝑜𝓅𝑒 𝓎𝑜𝓊’𝓇𝑒 𝓈𝓉𝒾𝓁𝓁 𝓁𝒶𝓊𝑔𝒽𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝓌𝒽𝑒𝓃 𝒾𝓉’𝓈 𝓎𝑜𝓊𝓇 𝓉𝓊𝓇𝓃. . ~ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀

……mine.

[meditating on her board, hovering lightly over the ground.]

captain. alright. tell me more about yourself, captain.

hmm. tell me more, soldier.

who’s the man in the white and blue?

“I can do this all day.”

// lay it on me, y’all.

have you done anything that would warrant that?

benjamin.