Looking forward to our gig in Reading on Friday. How is it May, suddenly?! @martinfigura.bsky.social @vicpickup.bsky.social Please share @bloodaxebooks.bsky.social Thank you!

Magic Robot my most craved for childhood Christmas present from #Alladin'sCave sadly closing down. A tenner for a piece of my childhood. I've finally found out how it works, having had grandson Leo explainedit to me. Turns out it isn't magic at all. #heartbroken.

Congratulations Esther Morgan and all the other prize winners. mailchi.mp/917113ca0a07...

drive.google.com/file/d/1qupc... Award Winning Lung Theatre Company are coming to Norwich, with their production A Children's Inquiry. They're looking for involvement with local schools and youth organisations. Link is to the Info Pack. A true story from the voices of the children themselves.

NEXT WEEK Wed 22 Jan poetry from @helenivory.bsky.social & @martinfigura.bsky.social + Forest Poets Jenni Hall and Roger Huddle + poetry open mic (sign up on the night). Entry by donation - suggested amount £5 but pay what you can afford. ivoryandfigura.eventbrite.co.uk WALTHAMSTOW

Am excited and humbled. No particular reason, just woke up like that.

Merry Christmas everyone, from the Butchery

There have been some thefts from vehicles in the area. We have taken some evasive action, with an effective deterrent.

If the rest of you could all just stop writing for a while, I might have some sort of a chance.

Our foolhardy tour's current escapade peaks this week with 5 events in 6 days, beginning in Salford this evening.

The tour continues! Tonight in Manchester, tomorrow in Nottingham! There is little escape! @martinfigura.bsky.social

Well here I am, thinking