Arcanine

🎶I want your love and I want your revenge, you and me could ride on bedroom ants🎶

OH getting off the elevator: Marriott cleaning lady: “Oh honey during these events, I just knock on the door and pray.” 😅😅😅

Letting the nub air out between activities 😅

Happy FWA from the butt hole in the only pair of pants I brought with me 😅

Laptop is closed, hole is shaved. Puppy just needs a haircut tomorrow and he’s ready to go. Get in my butt, people and critters 😘

TIL this qualifies me as “young” 😅

If I can make it through work tomorrow, this is how you can find me at FWA this weekend. I’ll likely be on my back, in the pool, or following around a giant blue fox while thinking about food or dick.

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Hehe

Bed, Pokemon, laundry. That’s all I’m doing today.

Puppy is still in a Mood™️ today.

I love gay people

Puppy woke up in a Mood™️

A custom fit Steelwerks chastity cage and a top to breed me while in it would fix me right now. That or some crab rangoon. Pic for Attention Please™️

QOTD:

Good morning from my tumtum and my lack of desire to work.

I’ll be your bro

I told work I had a personal appointment today and needed the day off. The appointment was with my bed.

Well... he found your keys 🦁

Sundays are meant for being nude

Lazy Sunday after being around people all weekend 😅

Science: The Immaculate Collection released in 1990, 2 yrs into Bush Sr (+8 of Reagan) 2 yrs later Clinton is elected. Confessions on a Dance Floor came out in 2006, 2 yrs into GWB’s 2nd term… 2 yrs later Obama is elected. COADF2 is coming out 2 yrs into DJT’s 2nd term- she is here to save us!

If you’re getting up in mine, you can call it whatever you want, daddy.

Co-worker A: “Yeah a deer hit my car.” Co-worker B: “Deer are nuts especially during mating season. Hey Bruin, when is deer mating season?” Me, internally: (at the next con?) Me: “What about me gives the impression that I know when deer mating season is?” More butt for Attention Please™️

Savannah is nuts, man. A band just started playing on the riverwalk outside my hotel room. They are doing a version of “Ain’t It Fun” by Paramore on flutes and kazoos. It’s so bad it’s kinda amazing but there goes my nap time 😅 Anyways, here’s my butt.

Not news

Hotel lighting be doing the most

Behold the cuckcouchatthefrontofthebedidkifthat’swhattocallitI’mjustadog

I am Jane and I love to ride an elephant!

Goals

S-sure man, it's a weird ask but yeah here, you can take a look. 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 🎨: @hittoga.bsky.social

And I wonder why I’m still single 😅

I need a giant margarita and cum in my butt after today - gonna have to go take a gummy and vibe in the tub at minimum 😅

I regret to inform you that this is me

Can I just…not work and go back to playing Pokopia in bed already?

Happy Sunday from my butt

This Mexican restaurant has a Jamaican air horn - this is wild.

Why does my peach margarita have an off-center rosebud?

Sniff my huge apple! 🍎 [Patreon Reward April2026] #furry

they finally listened

All the fat cocks this Friday have me in a Mood™️

I was told that showing my butt would restore Bluesky for everyone and I’m a good person so…

My belly is full of wonton soup, dry fried eggplant, and Chinese fajitas. Come rub my butt and belly please.

Game Day fit is perfect for Football and a more “personal” halftime show.

Maybe the vibe for summer 2026?

This work call I’m on has absolutely no reason for me to be on it so here’s my butt.

Me, anytime I’m not in the mood to work during work hours: “Hmmm do I need new underwear? Jocks or thongs?” (Note: I have three drawers of underwear. I absolutely do not need more for any reason other than retail therapy - and that’s a weak reason at best 😅) Photo for Attention Please™️

Works everytime