Good morning to those who want to touch my butt and no one else.

Hiding for five minutes before Teams narcs on me

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Today’s mood: Stress ate a whole box of chocolate chip mini muffins How’s your day going?

This work day is making me want to run away and just be a dumb dog somewhere. Here’s my tummy I guess.

I’m up too early so who’s bringing me iced coffee and cream?

You walk into the football locker room and your team's slutty quarterback is teasing you like this, what are you doing first?

Best I can offer today 😅 #FCF

Triple Dipper from Chili's...

When I said "I’m open to feedback" I meant you could give me a compliment. 😔

If you saved this and you aren’t making an effort to touch my butt, you’re doing this wrong.

How I’d rather be spending hump day than taking so many zoom calls…

Tummy Tuesday - already listening to boring sales presentations for work at 8am edition.

Lazy Sunday snuggs??

I’ve woken up feral for waffles, dick, and a warm body to snuggle. I will likely end up eating a whole box of eggos to cope with this 😅

Is it 5 o’clock yet?? I’m ready to be a dumb doggo all weekend 😅

If I don’t get spit roasted by two gay hockey players (rivals preferably but I can’t be choosy at my age) before this year is over, I’m giving up on all men forever and just chasing twinks to steal their loads/life force for sustenance. Photo for Attention Please™️

Hump day?

“I know what to do, pole. This ain’t my first rodeo”

Continuously dying in AAC Heavyweight M4 because I’m screaming along with the music instead of paying attention to the game 😅 m.youtube.com/watch?v=F-xJ...

Is this day over yet??

It doesn’t matter how the topic is brought up - we always repost our patron saint of maliciously faggotry.

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🎶Yeah you fuckin’ with a wet ass puppy🎶

I have not heard it in years yet I somehow have the Thong Song stuck in my head tonight 😅 Bonus feet because I’m a giver.

See a butt, post a butt.

“Always put last night's panties in the laundry basket. Equally important: will find nice sensible boyfriend and stop forming romantic attachments to any of the following: alcoholics, workaholics, sexaholics, commitment-phobics, peeping toms, megalomaniacs, emotional fuckwits, or perverts.”

Book recommendations please

It’s only proper quality control

Where I will be for the rest of this evening…or at least until DoorDash shows up with my chicken parm 😅

So…I went on a date with this boy and after dinner, we went to a drag show at a bar here in Atlanta and met up with his roommate and a friend of theirs there. Friend fucks off to get some hole right as the show starts. At the time, one of drag performers did a song while on roller skates.

Get yourself an Arcanine today!

𝐓𝐇𝐎𝐍𝐆 𝐓𝐇𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐃 - repost your ass swallowing a thong #thongthursday #thirstythursday #meninthongs Is barely holding the plug in an acceptable compromise? 😅

me describing my taste in men

This is how you properly flirt with me, boys - take notes.

So which gift will you open first? 🎁 🎨for @domonicgaymer.bsky.social

Today is also the Feast of the Ass so get to eatin’

Hump day! And happy international chastity day too I guess - enjoy my locked backsack.

Raising an Arcanine🐶

Puppy is already over this workday - also, my tumtum says hi.

Heated Rivalry off season activities? m.youtube.com/watch?v=YIdy...

Never been into Legos since I learned how to masturbate so of course the first set I find I would like as an adult is $650…

QTP with your top-played PS1 games!

The TV had to be on channel 3 to play a video game or watch a movie on the VCR - and one had to be unplugged to use the other unless you knew someone who understood all the stuff they sold at RadioShack.

I am by no means a Swiftie though I have enjoyed some of her songs over the years, but damn if Opalite isn’t a really fucking good song.

🍑 See a hole 🍑 Post a hole 🍑 🕳️ Butthole thread 🕳️

*chef’s kiss*

I forgot bucked off a horse while getting chased by a pack of angry chickens. Thanks Mom for the reminder of that story.

HI!!!! I’m… Work related stress. A truck merging into my car on 285. Falling off a fishing boat. Very bad driving habits. Passing out at an abandoned gas station. Honestly surprised that nothing bad has happened from the places my desire for dick has taken me. Nice to meet you! 🤝