I have a Delta flight credit I need to use up before the end of the year - who wants a puppy visitor? 👉👈 If nothing else, I need more hotel lighting noods.

repost with a hairy butt pic Does only a hairy hole count? It’s the only part of my body that grows any. 😅

Thank dog this week is over.

What is everyone enjoying reading these days? I need some new books to fall asleep to.

i voted for bro armpit huffing and i will vote for it again

This con crud and headache may be chronic, but at least this ass is iconic. #humpday

Reminder to put on your sunscreen. ☀️🌡

I didn’t even go to a con - how did I end up with con crud? Oh well. Unexpected day off I guess 😅 Who’s bringing me soup and snuggs? (and decongestant) 😅

I’ve never been a Lego nerd but I. NEED. THIS.

The Monday after a long weekend is always ruff

If you’re gonna blow up my DMs, but then act like I don’t exist at a pool party because your boyfriend is there, why bother? Side note: the more handsome I find someone I meet, the more likely they are to also be a bottom. 😅 I’ll get over it all once I get a snack in me. Anyway here’s my butt.

The boom booms are literally happening behind my house tonight - I need a thundershirt.

I was told there would be hot dogs today - can they be delivered to my bed?

Heat Wave 2026!!!!!

Likely the only switch I’m getting to play with today 😅

It is Friday again - and I’m still fat and still caged. #FCF

ok heres my shitty comic

How about he slips in your dms~ 📸

Took me less than 2 minutes to cum in my cage 😅😈🔒 #chastity #cage #orgasm #cum #caged #gaychastity #nipplegasm #nippleplay #nipples #locked #ruined #ruinedorgasm

Also I almost forgot #ThongThursday Bonus feet because I’m a good person.

How is this week not over?

I love him he’s perfect

Oops 😅😅😅

I was told there were “football matches” going on in Atlanta right now but I think I got confused…

This soju ain't shi-

Arcanine's little summer trouble💦

Gym partners #tiger #dog

Today has been the Mondayiest of Mondays. Please give attention to my butt as compensation.

For Father’s Day being on 6/21 this year, I’m seeing far less father/son furry porn than I would have expected. Granted, it’s still early.

Take the time to be the Daddy your Sons (and other Daddie’s) need, and take their loads. It will mean the world to them. #HappyDaddysDay #DaddiesCanBottomToo #YourDaddyTheHimbo

Happy Daddy’s Day to anyone who’s attempted to get me pregnant or given me sage advice that I’ve ignored this past year. Keep it cummin’ 😘 If you’ve called me Daddy, I’m waiting for my gift 💦

Open for business 😅

I’m fat, I’m caged, and it is Friday. 😘

Huff 🥵🥵🥵

Deviled eggs can fuck all the way off. I will not be taking questions.

Since I seemed to have found a cage combo that I can wear day after day let’s give this a go. Will end the tally on Wednesday. 1 like = +1 hour 1 reskeet = +1 day 1 new follower (from this post) = +1 week I’m ready Day 70/??? #Chastity #CageCheck #TeamLocked #MuscleBottom #LockedFaggot

ATTACK DEFEND ITEM SMOOCH?

And this was a thing I said today…

Where I will be today:

Dog Date

Honeybum feeling naughty >:3

hole thread! quote with a pic of your hole 😈 As if I needed a reason to post hole 😅

The new Black Mirror episode was pretty weird

This past week, Duke stole a package of blueberry muffins, farted on the receptionist, broke the lock on a door so he could let himself outside when he wanted to sunbathe, ate the CEO’s specially ordered sandwich, and barked at only the white Amazon delivery drivers. I love him he’s perfect.

Today, @fennecfoxrylie.bsky.social told me that hates me*. *hates me in Bruinspeak means he went to the pool without me while I had to work.

My company is having me test an AI agent to do some of our manual AP processes and it’s absolutely amazing how far less efficient this thing is. My newly hired intern processed everything today except one bill that the agent has still been trying to process since 9am. 😂 Anyway, here’s my butt.

This is my application to join your slutty group chat 😅 Pls like me and include me 🥹

It’s been a long couple of weeks and mine needs so much attention that double ended dildos have apparently become the main topic on conversation since the tops are nonexistent lately. 😅 But please cum inside of me to help me relax 🥹🥹🥹

“I wouldn’t exert the effort to do it myself, but I would have no sympathy for her if someone punched her in the face right now.”