I woke up, I jerked off, I ate breakfast. I guess that means it’s nap time now? 😅

Too much of a dad to be a boy Too much of a boy to be a dad 😆😂😢😭

Top 10 Kylie Songs: Love At First Sight Skirt Get Outta My Way Mighty Rivers Story Slow On A Night Like This Spinning Around Wow I Believe In You

Due to the cage id gotten not working out, was told to do a repost challenge to see how long id stay padded and caged 24/7 Likes: +2 Hours Reposts: +2 Hours Comments (1 per person): +6 Hours New Followers (624 atm): +12 hours Every week added will add rules to follow for the duration. Will end 5/29

"Hey, do you have a 'type'?"

Where I’ll be today - mostly napping and seeing how bad I am at Pokemon Champions 😅

Pls don’t pull out, I have separation anxiety :(

My alt on FFXIV, Choco the hroth boy 💜 I made him originally because I just wanted a pretty big blonde cat, but with like many XIV players I started thinking about him more and more 🤔 might draw more of him later! The other hroth is my friend's character, Millard 🙂‍↕️

How is it only 10:30am when I’ve already worked FOREVER today?

The brain is done braining for today.

I need a nap* *by nap, I mean I need to lay in bed while someone folds my laundry and then comes to snugg

I’m still amazed by the amount of people who message me at 2pm on a weekday asking what I’m doing and are shocked when the answer is “working.”

Carly Rae Jepsen did not prepare me for this level of fuckery before 9am on a Monday.

God gave me a mouth KNOWING DAMN WELL IMMA PUT WEINERS IN IT >:3, my butt too x3

It’s Friday, I’m still fat, and these caged hotel photos from last weekend are still new to you 😘 #FCF

All but three of you are meanies

Apparently this was not direct enough for all you spicy brained hotties. I WANT TO SEE YOUR PITS.

If I say I want to see pits and you show me pits, you’re a very good boy. If I say I want to see pits and you don’t show me pits, you’re a meanie. I don’t make the rules. Also hi from my nub.

QTP with the Pokemon that runs your account ⬇️

Didn’t get to see or spend as much time with people as I might have liked but still had a great FWA even if it had to end prematurely due to a leg injury (I’m home resting and will be fine by tomorrow) These are basically the only pics I took all weekend 😅. Oops.

Arcanine

🎶I want your love and I want your revenge, you and me could ride on bedroom ants🎶

OH getting off the elevator: Marriott cleaning lady: “Oh honey during these events, I just knock on the door and pray.” 😅😅😅

Letting the nub air out between activities 😅

Happy FWA from the butt hole in the only pair of pants I brought with me 😅

Laptop is closed, hole is shaved. Puppy just needs a haircut tomorrow and he’s ready to go. Get in my butt, people and critters 😘

TIL this qualifies me as “young” 😅

If I can make it through work tomorrow, this is how you can find me at FWA this weekend. I’ll likely be on my back, in the pool, or following around a giant blue fox while thinking about food or dick.

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Hehe

Bed, Pokemon, laundry. That’s all I’m doing today.

Puppy is still in a Mood™️ today.

I love gay people

Puppy woke up in a Mood™️

A custom fit Steelwerks chastity cage and a top to breed me while in it would fix me right now. That or some crab rangoon. Pic for Attention Please™️

QOTD:

Good morning from my tumtum and my lack of desire to work.

I’ll be your bro

I told work I had a personal appointment today and needed the day off. The appointment was with my bed.

Well... he found your keys 🦁

Sundays are meant for being nude

Lazy Sunday after being around people all weekend 😅

Science: The Immaculate Collection released in 1990, 2 yrs into Bush Sr (+8 of Reagan) 2 yrs later Clinton is elected. Confessions on a Dance Floor came out in 2006, 2 yrs into GWB’s 2nd term… 2 yrs later Obama is elected. COADF2 is coming out 2 yrs into DJT’s 2nd term- she is here to save us!

If you’re getting up in mine, you can call it whatever you want, daddy.

Co-worker A: “Yeah a deer hit my car.” Co-worker B: “Deer are nuts especially during mating season. Hey Bruin, when is deer mating season?” Me, internally: (at the next con?) Me: “What about me gives the impression that I know when deer mating season is?” More butt for Attention Please™️

Savannah is nuts, man. A band just started playing on the riverwalk outside my hotel room. They are doing a version of “Ain’t It Fun” by Paramore on flutes and kazoos. It’s so bad it’s kinda amazing but there goes my nap time 😅 Anyways, here’s my butt.

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Hotel lighting be doing the most