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Is it a proper road trip if you don’t enjoy a good beaver?

I brought @fennecfoxrylie.bsky.social to Wal-Mart with me once in his suit and the sweetest little woman was the greeter/receipt checker and now every time I go in to enable my Cherry Coke Zero habit, she asks me “where your werewolf?”

Take a hotel room “nap” with a puppy? Butt touches required.

Hahahahahaha A recruiter just called me to try to get me to interview for the same job I just left 😅

How it feels to log out of this job for the last time

Keyholder: “Did you cum, puppy?” Puppy: “No - it was just a …”

I’m hiding from my work computer for a few minutes

Fire doggo sits his fat nuts on your face~

Happy Biceptember!! 🔥

I got a random DM from someone I don’t interact with stating the same thing and then trying to take me to another platform to show proof, which in itself could be a scam. I may joke about wanting to a kept pup but I won’t ever ask you for money so if you see my likeness doing so, please report it.

Signs I know I’m making the right decision to change jobs: Boss’s boss: “Have you started preparing and documenting knowledge transfer on all your duties to complete before you leave?” (Cont.)

A sign of how my week is going: At some point today, one of the balls on my PA slipped off and the whole thing fell out of me and I have no idea where it landed or when it happened. Can I just go to bed now?

Imagine hating me while I’m just over here chilling in the bathtub eating fruit snacks and watching Project Runway.

I had to come into my office for the first time in years and now I have questions about who uses my office when I’m not here….

I’ve never needed a full backstory more.

News of a new job offer is an amazing way to start a long weekend. Time to get fucked and fucked up!

“Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day? No, a summer’s day is not a bitch”

Me, the job where they pay me to respond to emails and Slack messages whenever someone sends me an email or message: “OMG stop sending me shit”

“Focus time” calendar block this Friday afternoon to focus on what I really need…a nap.

Yes I would like to manage violence

Dads are my favorite boys 😈🐽

It is 2pm and I haven’t gotta a nap yet today - the cranky is settling in 😅

Fat Cock Friday and I haven’t cum in a few days. Who’s gonna be the lucky guy to get this load? 🥵💦

Since he is a very good boy, he also can repair and keep maintenance. Also be a good mate, and hand him over the "big tool".

Pool days best days

You know…I think I don’t have a lot going on for myself most days, but at least I’ve never caused a hazmat incident and taken a plane out of commission…so at least I have that going for me.

Starfox_irl #fox #wolf

What do I want for dinner? - Chinese (chicken and rice) - Caribbean (chicken and rice) - Greek (chicken and rice) - Mexican (chicken and rice) - Olivia Pope (popcorn and wine)

FANTASTIC FOUR WAS SO FUCKING GOOD OMG

Relaxing day at the pool, then a nap, then Chinese buffet and now Fantastic Four - I take myself on good dates.

PSA: Deer Brain is terminal 🦌✨️💕 💛 💛 💛 #furry #fursuit #fursuitfriday #deer

I ordered a pizza for dinner but now I want sweet and sour pork and crab rangoon.

How I flirt

Well…that lockup ended a little earlier than expected. Pro tip: don’t scratch your balls and adjust your cage if just ate hot wings and didn’t wash your hands yet. 😅 Pic for attention

I said what I said.

@fennecfoxrylie.bsky.social and I take the driving responsibilities of our friendship equally. He drives the two hour trips to the gay campground. I drive the half mile drive to Wendy’s…but only when he’s just finished an international trip and is more tired than I am. Otherwise, he still drives.

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I just looked at Clearsky on noticed that multiple people blocked me on a day I posted the following: - a belly and nub shot - a post about rewatching Gilmore Girls - “twinks don’t deserve rights And honestly…I get it. 😅

help a bro out

You wanted to see @subdogonly.bsky.social’s naked adventures, right? Today it went grocery shopping 🛒 in just cage, chain & sneaks/sox — and remembered everything 📝🥒🥑🥕🧀 Could you focus on your own shopping… or would you follow it? 😈 #sub #exhib #slave #nudeinpublic

Helping Arcanine with his "special training" 🔥💄 🎨 @svedkadong.bsky.social

No. There has to be a line that we cannot cross. I cannot accept “My Neck, My Back” being co-opted for a deodorant commercial.

👏 EIGHT 👏 INCHES 👏 IS 👏 STILL 👏 EIGHT 👏 INCHES. 👏

Enjoy belly, nub, and feet 😘 #trifecta

Sorry but personally if a miniature horse woke me up from anesthesia by banging out nonsense on a miniature keyboard it would send me into a liminal space between life and death from which I would never return

Anyone who thinks AI is the future had obviously never dealt with multiple fake Grindr profile bots.