just figured something out. you know how in pokemon Z-A there's a ranking system that goes through the whole alphabet? well it also seems the Devs made all the characters' names start with letters in the alphabet to line up with that. gotta love their attention to detail

figured I'd actually do something with this stupid account and burden the consumer with some top-shelf #marketing tips. this is what happens in the C Suite alright? but first, allow me to set the scene (1/XXX)

me when they add sheldon's picks to splatoon 3 and the "peepoHappy sploosh O matic" has sprinkler + wavebreaker (it's a fun and well-received change of playstyle)

test

hello i am now the unofficial pr guy for @thealmightyhibass.bsky.social go look at his literature www.deviantart.com/almightyhiba...

perhaps it's not a big deal but this freaking ".bsky.social" thing is driving me nuts. can it just be assumed that that's how 99% of the account handles end? if it has to do with the custom hosting system then i still don't see why i need to be reminded of it 300+ times per second

(jack black) I...... am entrylvlbread