Proud to say I haven’t watched one second of whatever the shit stain is saying on tv. Watching season 3 of ER instead. I find watching TV drama is better than the real life drama going on in our country!

I think Vanity Fair should release the interview recordings that people are claiming were taken out of context, similar to how Leslie Stahl did with Trump Call their shit out!!!

AMEN!

Every single package delivery I have coming though USPS is delayed or lost in transit. This is fucking ridiculous! Next year, family gets money only.

Only in America can a person, who kills 2 and wounds 11 in a mass shooting at an Ivy League school, evade the most useless FBI ever and walk amongst citizens who will live in fear that he will strike again because of sheer incompetence.

I’m going on a limb and saying the shooter at Brown was a pardoned J6er. That’s my story and I’m sticking to it.

My governor is the best

The hatred I have running through me directed at the vile piece of shit in the White House is unfathomable. I’m so fucking disgusted at the people who support him, the cowards who refuse to stand up to him and the people who are so low they continue to work for him. There is no low.

Somebody please tell me I imagined someone doing whataboutism right now. Tell me I'm hallucinating.

Brown shooter video…he puts his head down showing his white skin. He’s walking with his feet pointed outward and He’s clearly a bigger guy. My guess is either a disgruntled teacher or student who was failing and/or had beef with the kids in the class.

Pretty sure it’s been 30 days.

My baby boy passed away today. He started vomiting Saturday. Took him to the veterinary ER this morning. He was in DKA and was too far gone to save. I thought he just at something he shouldn’t have and it would come out. I feel like it’s my fault. My heart is shattered.

It hasn’t even been a year yet.

On behalf of myself, I am honored to make up and accept the very first “Chicago Style Hot Dog Peace Award” in the hopes that all Chicago Hot Dog vendors will forget our competitive nature and come together for the greater good but never letting them forget that my company makes the best dog!

Remember all the time spent by Republicans bitching about how slow Biden licked a damn ice cream cone and how he was so close to death? But our fucking current President is auditioning for the remake of Weekend at Bernie’s and not a damn word is said.

You know it takes a lot for me to say that an image is perfect

Everyone is fine with EEO employees but DEI….hell no. Why? My guess is because they couldn’t think of anything for EEO like they say DEI is “Didn’t earn it”

Love how he knows NOTHING else about the guy except that he loves country music. I mean, who doesn’t want a representative who shares your horrific taste in music!

So I read that the mathematician in the white house said costs for medicine is down 700%! Sweet! My monthly shot for RA cost $4000 a month. So if it’s now 700% cheaper, then the manufacturer OWES me $28,000 a month which comes out to $336,000 a year! I can finally buy that condo on Maui!!!!

Wait….I’m confused… Who granted the shooter asylum in April of this year? But it’s the “libs” fault?

Wait….how am I watching the Macy’s parade if it was cancelled? Whats awesome is idiot MAGAts actually believed it! HAHAHA!

Watching A Time To Kill and forgot how much I LOVE this movie. One of the best court room scenes EVER. And still, sadly to this day, so true.

. Lie to get the job. Incite others to hang a co-worker. Call a co-worker piggy. In your spare time, murder 70 people in small boats. Be an absolute çunt to everyone else in the World. .

Pete Hegseths role model.

God, I love the internet!

Winners for life

To ANY White House reporter…. Push back on this bullshit! As her how, as a “Christian” she can defend this. As her how, as a WOMAN, can she defend this. Ask her is the money and exposure worth her morals and “good” standing with that god in the sky she claims to obey!

Maybe Dick Cheney will find the weapons of mass destruction in hell.

Soooooo, the party who claims it’s the left who is to be blamed for political violence says what now?

Someone needs to ask the “President” if we have trillions of dollars coming in, why is the country still deep in debt?

He’s going to have his name changed to different Democrats in every single file released. This is going to get so fucked up. We need a leak before they have a chance to manipulate!

Ty Cobb must be hoping to be cast in the next Wicked movie as the wizard of oz with that stupid mustache

Sure is taking his sweet time signing that Epstein file….. Wanna see my shocked face?

To my friends in other countries, does your country REALLY respect the United States?

Truth

This...

She didn’t bat an eye when trumps remarks to democrats caused them death threats but now that she’s experiencing it, we are supposed to feel bad for her? Sorry not sorry. You reap what you sow.

Bill Clinton is apparently the hot topic. I woke up and I’m back in 1998! Sweet! I LOVED the late 90s!

These 2 are AMAZING! The tiny hands with the bruise get me everytime!!!

What the actual fuck? Does she not have family who can save her? Friends maybe? Or is she not allowed to have those? This is disgusting.

I know it’s supposed to be comedy, but is it? I follow them on TikTok

A bedtime laugh……

Putting a cross around a neck is the equivalent to putting lipstick on a pig.

Anytime I see this wrinkly old hag, I want to punch my tv

Are the tariff checks going to be sent with the DOGE checks we were told we were getting in February or will they come separately? And will they come in 2 weeks??

If I were a veteran sitting in this audience, I would have gotten up, spit on the ground and walked the fuck out with a middle finger in the air.