Me to my wife: hey check out my recent posts, they're pretty funny Wife, reading them and rubbing her head, sighing and not laughing Me: I'm guessing that's a "no" on the funny factor....

Going live on twitch to stream some Silent Hill 2 and the... Easy Delivery Co. update?? Rally mode?? www.twitch.tv/GovikaDaRat

Hard to believe 6 was 2020 year ago. #WhereDoesTheTimeGo

Moistcritical vids are literally just walking into Home Depot and asking some guy looking at hex screws if he's heard any rumors lately.

Yooo im doing... ART at 7pm CST?? yeah for a bit!!! thanks for asking. Then we'll do some silent hill 2! Live in 5! www.twitch.tv/GovikaDaRat

Near heart attack this A.M. 🙏😔

Welp doing art fight. Using my rat and then these two and then idk who else. Just making it up as I go, ig. artfight.net/~Govika

I will be streaming in about an hour (10 am CST) with my good friend Ai_Candy! We will be playing Killer Frequency! I know it's sooner than I normally stream but we'll have fun!

So because my job is having me wake up before 6am tomorrow to do some work, I will be starting stream an hour earlier than normal at 7pm CST and going to 10pm CST!

Omg I just found out I have 100 gobillion buckarooskis!! If you'd like to be a gobillionaire, respond with your home address , your security system's shut off code, and the location of your most easily accessible and expensive item!! 👇👇

I had so much fun last night with @ejarts.bsky.social and @kaijutlallivt.bsky.social and @cinnabuniii.bsky.social !!! Modded Lethal is great and the friends are funnerer

It was his life savings.

My grampa has the weirdest and nastiest lettuce in his fridge in a sour cream container wtf is this??

Hi there! 🩵 My name is Bamboo This is my first post. I’m a small artist looking to grow. I take a lot of inspo from Atsushi Okubo, street art and Japanese culture. I’m just gonna dump my art here. No AI used, no copying either, all original 🎋

Not to be like, everybody's mom, but remember when you were first getting on the internet and you were told not to give away private information to anybody you don't know? Corporation is people you don't know

Not being an artist but watching all my art friends do art for art fight and all their prep and creations and ideas got me like

Surprise Sunday stream with Tomo!! We're finishing up Fears to Fathom: Scratch Creek! www.twitch.tv/GovikaDaRat

Our eldest cat's vision is going out. I tested him by holding up a hand and asking him how many fingers he saw and he said "eight" 😭😭

Going live playing R.E.P.O. with friends!!! www.twitch.tv/GovikaDaRat

Goin live with @ejarts.bsky.social for some more Subnautica 2 !!! www.twitch.tv/GovikaDaRat

FUCK

"Accidentally" leaving my debit card on the ATM so someone can "accidentally" leave me a million bucks!

*reading big joke book behind small copy of Moby Dick so that the book is obviously sticking out of the top and bottom and sides, trying not to laugh*: hmmmmmmm.

Sugar-free Juneberry red bull in da Boulevard beer glass

Just went to a Hadestown show!! Very fun, but every relationship should have been WLW. Like Orpheus as a woman?? And Hades as a lady??? Cmon, that's an automatic homerun.

"omg I love this magnetite! It's my favorite rock" Magnet: mmmmmmmmmmm *launches towards my rock, absorbs magnetite in its belly and now is magnetplus+ (tm) "When will I be happy?"

I dun did got GOT 😔

I'm going live with Cinnaki with some Peak!!!

Anyone know any good character creator games/programs for orcs besides Skyrim? I like Elden Ring, but not for specifically orcs.

Playing Goofy Gorillas with friends @tempybabyvt.bsky.social @ejarts.bsky.social and Cinnabuniii!!! twitch.tv/GovikaDaRat

Let's normalize yelling "Get a real job, hippie!" to salesmen

Going live with @ejarts.bsky.social to play some #subnautica2!! It's her first time playing a Subnautica game and my first time with Subnautica 2!!

Happy pride!! 🩷💛🩵 I hope every rat has a wonderful time celebrating being themselves!

While seemingly contradictory, "I will use however much salsa to eat this bag of chips" and "I will use however many chips to eat this jar of salsa" are both valid and sound.

Happy summer to balls rat

Going live playing Silent Hill 2 remake for the first time!!! twitch.tv/GovikaDaRat

Just got a text from my bank that there was suspicious activity. It was my groceries. You're a bank! you should know the economy is crap right now for groceries cmon man...

My seester has amazing art and loves bugs!!! If you need some good 🪲 art, BUG her about it ;Dc

No stream today y'all! I'm working on some stream stuff, so expect some updates, but nothing streaming today! Be safe y'all!

California was invented by BIG Chili Pepper to sell more songs

Goin live with the ever-brilliant @tempybabyvt.bsky.social and @ejarts.bsky.social !!! We're playing Peak then Pratfall :3

Going live with some Scarlet Hollow!!! www.twitch.tv/GovikaDaRat

I had said on stream last night that I will be streaming with Tempy and Tomo this Friday. But it is actually this *Saturday*! We are still deciding the game and time! I'll update the stream schedule when we got a game and time

Going live with yapping about vacation then subnautica 2 prolly!

Sorry, but you're either TTEENNEESSEE or TENESE, you don't get this half-and-half, can't-make-up-your-mind nonsense.

Happy mom's day to all moms! I consider some folks moms who haven't even had a kid, but have put their whole love into raising and caring for people or a community. If you want that title, you got it in my book!

When normal teasing won't cut it, I move on to singing "Ruthlessness" from Epic but I replace "Posiedon" with "Joe Biden"

After almost 14 years of marriage, my first thought when my wife walks in on me candidly listening to music is, "Is this a cool song? Will she think it's cool?"

I will be on vacation next week, so no streams until the 19th (maybe probably idk yet). Stay every everyrat!

╰﹕ʚ🪷ɞ・ Quick announcement! ʚ🪷ɞ・ The time has come, buggies! It's time for a giveaway raffle! Two winners will be chosen to get a skeb frog blink sticker! Rules are simple; Be sure to follow my twitch and bluesky, like & repost, and post your ref! ʚ🪷ɞ・ www.twitch.tv/tempybaby ʚ🪷ɞ・ #artraffle #art