✝️ Happy Monday, my children! The ✨Craft Confessional✨ is open again.
Comment your worst craft sins so I may make your gauge even once more. Examples:
– I buy yarn faster than I use it. 
– I start new projects before I finish my current ones. No judgment, only healing ❤️‍🩹 
Fleece be with you ✌️🧶

✝️ Raise your hand 🙌 if you are drowning in Holiday WIPs 🧶🕊️✨ #YarnJesus

✝️ For God so loved the world that they gave their only begotten yarn that whosoever places a stitch shall not breed negativity but use their creativity to bring the world life 🧶🕊️✨ #YarnJesus

✝️ As we approach the Holiday season, I encourage all of you to consider volunteering or, if you are able, donating to a trusted charity you believe in. Investing in your community is a gift to all involved. Go make a difference in your worlds! 🧶🕊️✨

✝️ Truly, truly I say unto you… if crafts are not welcome, neither am I 🧶🕊️✨

✝️ Just as a humble stitch knows not of the masterpiece it builds, so also a person does not know how important they are to the world around them 🧶🕊️✨ #YarnJesus

✝️ Happy Monday, my children! The ✨Craft Confessional✨ is open again.
Comment your worst craft sins so I may make your gauge even once more. Examples:
– I buy yarn faster than I use it. 
– I start new projects before I finish my current ones. No judgment, only healing ❤️‍🩹 
Fleece be with you ✌️🧶

✝️ Fleece be with you 🧶🕊️✨ #YarnJesus

✝️ Forget not the skein at the back of thy stash. 🧶🕊️✨ #YarnJesus

✝️ Happy WIP Wednesday, my children! Bring your WIPs to the comments for a special blessing 🧶🕊️✨ #YarnJesus

✝️ Happy Monday, my children! The ✨Craft Confessional✨ is open again.
Comment your worst craft sins so I may make your gauge even once more. Examples:
– I buy yarn faster than I use it. 
– I start new projects before I finish my current ones. No judgment, only healing ❤️‍🩹 
Fleece be with you ✌️🧶

✝️ YarnSermon 001: The Parable of the Cat

✝️ Thou shalt love thy fellow crafter and celebrate their uniqueness. Diversity does not steal, it makes each of us stronger. 🧶🕊️✨

✝️ Thou shalt create a gauge swatch especially when embarking on a wearable pattern. 🧶🕊️✨ #YarnJesus

✝️ Thou shalt not feel obligated to create for all who request it of thee. Receiving a handmade masterpiece is an honor bestown on those deemed worthy 🧶🕊️✨ #YarnJesus

✝️ Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor’s skill, stash, or social media reach. Crafting is a journey that cannot be compared to another’s. Just as each of us are unique, so also will our crafting journeys be. 🧶🕊️✨ #YarnJesus

✝️ Thou shalt not allow thyself to be pressured into monetizing thy craft. Crafting for the joy of creation is ENOUGH of a reason to do so! 🧶🕊️✨ #YarnJesus #CraftComandments

✝️ Thou shalt not neglect your hand stretches before, during, and after extended periods of crafting. 🧶🕊️✨ #YarnJesus

✝️ Thou shalt support local artisans and shops over corporations. 🧶🕊️✨ #YarnJesus

✝️ Thou shalt not use AI to generate patterns nor shall thee purchase patterns created by AI. Outsourcing thine own innate creativity is detestable to the CORD. 🧶🕊️✨ #YarnJesus

✝️ Thou shalt not steal the creative masterpieces of thy neighbor and claim them to be of thine own mind. 🧶🕊️✨ #YarnJesus

✝️ Thou shalt not judge thyself or thy neighbor’s craft. Creation is beautiful no matter the skill level! 🧶🕊️✨ #YarnJesus

✝️ A glorious Monday morning to all of my children! It has come to my attention that many are unfamiliar with the Craft Commandments. I will be dropping a series explaining the core values we should abide by as we create our masterpieces to help! Fleece be with you ✌️🧶🕊️✨ #YarnJesus

✝️ Even Judas wove in his ends… #YarnJesus #Crafthumor

To you Yarn Jesus, who dyed for all our spins, I offer up the hat. It is very warm.

Through Yarn Jesus, all things are possible. Behold!

✝️ Oh ye of little weft…🧶🕊️✨ #Loom #YarnJesus

🧶🧶🧶🧶🧶🧶 #knit #knitsky

✝️ Welcome my children to WIP Wednesday! Bring me your weary half made masterpieces that I may give them rest 🧶🕊️✨ #YarnJesus #Knitsky #Crochetsky

✝️ Blessed be the name of the Cord. Which patron saint (brand) of our Fibre are you drawn to most often? Fleece be with you ✌️🧶🕊️ #YarnJesus #Crochetsky #Knitsky

✝️ Blessings to you, my children. Another week is upon us! Which project is calling to you today? Comment this week’s goal for a special blessing 🙏🧶✨ #YarnJesus

✝️ Your sins are frogged!! Go forth and stitch in peace. Fleece be with you. 🧶✌️✨ #YarnJesus #Crochetsky #Knitsky

✝️ May your skeins be untangled and your hooks/needles anointed 🧶🕊️✨ #YarnJesus #CraftHumor

✝️ Let he who is without unfinished projects cast the first stone 🧶🕊️✨ #YarnJesus #Knitsky #Crochetsky

✝️ A Blessed WIP Wednesday to each of you! Bring your weary WIPs to the comments and I will give them rest 🧶🕊️✨ #WIPWednesday

Such a beautiful poem from one of our own 🧶🕊️✨

✝️ Happy Tuesday, my children! The ✨Craft Confessional✨ is open again.
Comment your worst craft sins so I may make your gauge even once more. Examples:
– I buy yarn faster than I use it. 
– I start new projects before I finish my current ones. No judgment, only healing ❤️‍🩹 
Fleece be with you ✌️🧶

✝️ Truly truly I say to you, what you do to the most tangled of skeins you do to me 🧶🕊️✨ #YarnJesus #Crochetsky #Knitsky

🧶 #knit #knitting #knitsky

✝️ May the Holy Fiber bless and keep you on this beautiful Sunday 🧶🕊️✨ #YarnJesus #CraftHumor

✝️ What is your sacred and holy crafting Bible? A. The Divine Pattern binder B. The Holy Pinterest Board C. The Sacred Screen Shots Fleece be with you ✌️🧶✨ #YarnJesus #Crochetsky #Knitsky

I found it, I found the meme for me.

✝️ Where two or three skeins are gathered in a store, I am there 🧶✨ #YarnJesus #CraftHumor

😊🧶 #knit #knitting #knitsky

✝️ Deny thy responsibilities, take up thy cross-stitch, and craft with me 🕊️✨ #Crossstitch #YarnJesus

They threw a rapture and no one showed up

✝️ Happy Wednesday, my children! The ✨Craft Confessional✨ is open again.
Comment your worst craft sins so I may make your gauge even once more. Examples:
– I buy yarn faster than I use it. 
– I start new projects before I finish my current ones. No judgment, only healing ❤️‍🩹 
Fleece be with you ✌️🧶

✝️ Blessed are those who stretch their hands before, during, and after their crafting sessions. 🙌 🧶🕊️ #YarnJesus #CraftHumor

Hallelujah! My increases were fruitful and multiplied. Now I must humbly decrease to finish this piece.

✝️ Welcome to a new week of crafting potential, my children! What are you hoping to create this week? Fleece be with you ✌️🧶🕊️