Atardecer desde la Costanera de Punta Arenas. Necesitamos belleza, para, que el alma resista. 💛🧡🤎🌇

Ebbing Waters | Frederick Judd Waugh

I have eaten, now I must slumber 😌 Ngā mihi Tāmaki Makaurau! I had a gorgeous time with wonderful people.

Had to hit the art gallery before my flight home ❤️

One of my honeys is travel-dancing at a 💸 club in Tāmaki Makaurau on the same weekend as I tour here! So we get to be adorably touristy together on our breaks 🥰

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really DANG excited for another day. such a blessing to be here

Best feedback of the day: “Damn, putting a pillow under a guy’s head while you bl*w him is elite.” Listen, art is meant to be appreciated… And you can’t do that with neck pain. 🫡

The flight up to Tāmaki Makaurau was crazy beautiful 🥹 #aotearoa #nz #auckland #wellington #pōneke #tewhanganuiatara #marlboroughsounds #tewaipounamu #travel #touring

Mornings in Auckland this week are fully booked! Afternoon delights and evening rendezvous are still available ❤️ rhiarhodes.com/schedule

Delighted & astonished by how many polite, complete enquiries I’ve received since I put my ad up in Tāmaki Makaurau yesterday. I don’t know what happened in Auckland in the past two years, but client comms there have certainly improved 🥺❤️ A gorgeous surprise that has only increased my anticipation!

Mornings are filling up in Tāmaki Makaurau /Auckland! Pre-book to make sure I’m all yours when you want me 😘 rhiarhodes.com

As Samira’s friend I just want to confirm to the masses that she really does look like this in person 😵 God did absolutely diabolical work here.

This is cracking me up ❤️ He looks like a polite city councillor canvassing for re-election.

A reminder that 1) @touchingbase.bsky.social are amazing, and 2) I will always strive to accomodate clients with disabilities ❤️

Aotearoa gothic 😍

Today’s sweetheart arrived bearing my exact favourite chocolates 🥹

“It is good to have an end to journey toward; but it is the journey that matters, in the end.” - Ursula K. Le Guinn

Shapes & colors of Landmannalaugar. Captured from a Cessna plane flying over the highlands of Iceland… #photography #art #nature #landscape

POV: you booked an overnight

Dreaming with the Forest

“Empty your mind. Be formless, shapeless; like water.” - Bruce Lee rhiarhodes.com

Find me on Telegram 💋 t.me/samiranourto... t.me/samiranourda...

As FS provider, one low-stakes gripe I personally have with the effects of FOSTA/SESTA is that in order to play it safe I can’t just take a bunch of fun nudes/topless pics anymore and post them 😂😭 Planning new outfits for each shot is a lot more work than just wearing my birthday suit!

Running out of new ways to hide my face 😆 The life of a discreet online hottie is not without challenges!

Looking forward to Auckland next month 🥰

1/2 A further update from my R18 businesswoman desk: Unfortunately the lovely ensuite working rooms I have been hosting from in Wellington have shut down! The upside of this is that I will be back to hosting from hotels, apartments and holiday homes. Classy and comfy! 🥰

Alas, I’ve had to reschedule my Christchurch tour! I appear to have caught a chest infection and strep throat over the long weekend, so I’ll be on antibiotics for a whole fortnight to recover 😮 Doctor’s orders are to rest and hydrate.

My gorgeous long weekend view (in between impressive southern gales 😂). Next trip: Christchurch/Ōtautahi 🥰 More info in the usual place…

If anyone’s wondering what I do between sessions on tour: Between laundry, catching up with local friends &/or family, and fielding last-minute enquiries, I snuggle up and read! I’m lucky to be a person who enjoys spending time by herself... Although your company is always an improvement 😉

I honestly get such a warm rush of comfort whenever I see a detailed, clear and considered enquiry 🥺🥰 Even a shorter enquiry that hits all the details I ask for, gives me such a feeling of peace and safety that this will be a lovely client.

Tall glass of water, available in Te Aro this Thirsty Thursday to be your lunchtime refresher or after-work drink 😘 rhiarhodes.com

One of my favourite things about my website redesign is that my Testimonials page now has a submission form 🥰 Smooooth UI! Help me test it out? 😉 rhiarhodes.com/testimonials

Proving that redheads can and should wear red…

I have some free time in Pōneke tonight & tomorrow 😌 I can either spend it in the bath or spend it with you, so why not treat us both? rhiarhodes.com/experiences #legs #wellington #tewhanganuiatara #pōneke #aotearoa #nz #relaxation #feet

Black Friday Photography does me so right 🥺❤️ #gymgirls #gymgirl #workout #curvygymgirls #tall #aotearoa #nz #newzealand #pōneke #tewhanganuiatara #wellington

BTS on shoot day 😘 #wellington #pōneke #companion #nz #aotearoa #nzgirls

1/5 A theory I have developed since returning: A lot of popular social media content about adult men’s opinions of women, is created by &/or aimed at teenage boys. I’m not being funny or sarcastic here.

So while I was away for a year, I got to be a lot more offline! It was great, highly recommend. If I could do SW without the need to use social media, I absolutely would. Coming back has been very interesting & I’ve been noticing some things I didn’t before.

Outcalls during working hours mean modest smart casual 🥸 am I going to the office or to the bedroom? Use your imagination xx

My day job is going to be blessedly chill next week, so an ideal time to pre-book some holiday fun 🥰 rhiarhodes.com

1/5 Ngā mihi nui for all your compliments about my website redesign! An important part of it that I forgot to share, is that the impetus came from needing to leave WIX as my web hosting provider. WIX are an Israeli zionist company, who are currently experiencing a global boycott.

Been having a lot of fun on Reddit so far 🥰 I used to be on there under a different username a few years ago! I love that they actually have NSFW settings 👌 Nice to be back. reddit.com/u/rhiannonrhodes

Looking forward to this one!

If anyone was wondering what my daily underwear vibe actually is, this is it. Hipsters or high waist, not a thong in sight! Sorry to shatter the illusion 😋 #comfy #comfylewd

Mōrena lovers and friends, I have been fine-tuning my rates & services over the past couple of weeks. Rate adjustments are such an odd combination of personal and practical! The “Experiences” section of my website is now solidified in its new form: rhiarhodes.com/experiences Love & lust, Rhia

Catching some sun in the pre-rugby calm, surrounded by an ever-rising tide of black, white, yellow and green 😌 See you after the match! rhiarhodes.com #nzrugby #allblacks #springboks #wellington #skystadium

Catch me in Pōneke/Wellington tonight, Friday & Saturday! This is my first tour back in the industry - very exciting 🥳 rhiarhodes.com

Gratified by the many tour requests I’ve had over the past week from Tāmaki Makaurau & Ōtautahi 🥰 I do have some leave saved up at my day job, so keep your eyes peeled for visits later this year… rhiarhodes.com/schedule

Website: Live. Tour: Scheduled. Champagne: Popped. See you next week, Pōneke! ❤️