announcing this the day after the trade deadline where everyone thought he was getting traded is fucking CRAZY

@cerrat0nin.swifties.social happy birthday!! i hope you have the best day 🫶🏻

OH MY GOD THAT IS SO FUN #OpaliteMV

who’s up dancing through the lightening strikes

ready to watch some women’s hockey at the olympics today

back to back blue jackets shut outs what a way to end before the break 🤪 the turnaround has been so fun to watch

crying because i finished my journey through the entire sex and the city franchise 🥲

farewell lonzo ball 🫡

JARED MCCAIN TO THE THUNDER

i am NOT ready for this season of summer house

welcome to cleveland james harden

how ironic that an illegitimate federal agent is asking for “legitimate press badges”

Kendrick Lamar breaks Jay-Z’s record and officially becomes the most awarded rapper in #GRAMMYs  history.

ⓘ this is the user who runs this account: if all dogs were like him, I’d still be a dog person

the great divide 😭

BABY AXOLOTL

i definitely need to spend a week here because only half a day of sightseeing just left me wanting to do a million things

i spent the entire evening with my boss and his wife 😭 shoutout to them because i would not have braved so much of san francisco by myself

me, absolutely not misremembering anything: i could be misremembering that

grown ass adult watching tiktoks with no headphones is diabolical

i will never understand why people line up early for boarding a plane as if it makes any difference at all

after two cancelled flights and a delay i am at my gate patiently waiting to make it to san francisco 🧍‍♀️

i know that’s right!! 🙂‍↕️

reminder

candy crush is calling to me but i promised myself i’d be strong this year

i need to pack but also like will my flight even happen on sunday

don’t be alarmed but i rebranded to puppycat

Stop, I need everyone to watch this please before tonight’s episode. I love fandom so much #theTraitorsUS

ticketmaster track record so good i’m getting recruited to help secure harry styles tickets

the existential dread is soul crushing this week

i wish people cared half as much about johnny depp talking about drowning and burning a woman in his private texts than they do now about taylor calling a man a bitch in hers. misogyny is a disease.

taylor swift inducted into the songwriters hall of fame and called justin baldoni a bitch

help me hold onto you

Taylor Swift has officially been inducted into the Songwriters Hall of Fame. She becomes the youngest woman in history to be inducted.

i’m gonna short circuit watching tom and johnny interact

shout out to my cat for waking me up in the middle of the night by leaving a giant scratch on my face 🫩

scott get a job challenge (impossible) #loveislandallstars

blue is just the prettiest little man ever

i hit a new peak in rocket league today after not playing ranked for like three seasons we are SO back

still thinking about elvis drinking his water in the middle of a play in OT

blue jackets vs pens night and my besties wanted to come over and watch it with me 😭🙂‍↕️

this is the second time i’ve seen this picture today and it makes me miss my little noodles so much 😭

is it too late to start my 2026 book thread? 🤭

still thinking about brunch from a week ago

minimalism is me wearing the exact same outfit to my yearly onsite meeting the last three years in a row

yessiiir icon

had such a lovely time with my rocket league girlies this weekend. forever grateful to have met so many friends through the online spaces 🥹

The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

first lucky girl event of the year has occurred 🙂‍↕️ i’m now going to san francisco for work at the end of the month