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8 days ago
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Back in a minute I’m just going to amputate my legs then have a massive wank 🤙🏿
about 2 months ago
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Literally over the moon hearing the news about Taylor Swift’s engagement however I am unsure how this relates to the ACTUAL state of my fucking RINGPIECE ffs
2 months ago
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If he carries on like this I can see myself taking Malen FULLY in the mouth by Xmas ffs
3 months ago
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Oooh look at me I’m a massive cunt. Ffs. Pathetic. 🚮
3 months ago
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Could go all the way to pens this. Depends
3 months ago
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They should have old Kate Garraway parading round the pitch in her fucking knickers occasionally strumming on her monkey for those that aren’t really into women’s football. Tits out obvs 🤙🏿
3 months ago
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Hell of a fucking week I’m having ffs
3 months ago
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*windmills cock* WAHAAAAAAAAAAY
4 months ago
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Think I’ve fucked up here has anyone got a size chart for butt plugs? One of my fucking eyes has just popped out ffs
4 months ago
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Hank Fucking Marvin, lads 🤙🏿
4 months ago
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Just shat a battered sausage 🤙🏿
4 months ago
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You should sniff my bell
4 months ago
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Akash Deep is a decent bowler. I knew his brother, BALLS HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAALOLOLOLOLZZZZZZZZHAHAHAHAAAAA FUUCKK MEEE LOLOLOLOLZZZZ
4 months ago
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I’ve just been thinking about the curry I’m having on Friday and now I’ve got a massive STIFFY and my ringpiece is gurning like a fucking goat’s CUNT 🤙🏿😍
4 months ago
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People always come up to me and say “what are you doing in my garden?”
4 months ago
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My bell is stuck to my fucking ankle ffs
4 months ago
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You could fry an egg on my cock
4 months ago
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I might have a nice cold bottle of cider then punch my own fucking lights out 🤙🏿
4 months ago
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If Rod Stewart likes Scotland so much he should ram a fucking haggis up his arse then fuck right off tbh 🤙🏿
4 months ago
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LETS GET FUCKING BATTERED WAHAAAAAAAAAAAY
4 months ago
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Fuck this, pint?
4 months ago
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Not showing off or nuffin but I’ve had four dumps already today 🤙🏿
4 months ago
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Hell of a fucking weekend that was ffs 🚮
4 months ago
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Fuck off
4 months ago
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You should sniff my fucking helmet 🚮
4 months ago
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Nottinghamshire Golf Club Men’s Changing Rooms Bogs Trap 1 Update: Absolute fucking carnage, shit literally fucking everywhere. AVOID 🤙🏿
4 months ago
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Good morning fuck off
4 months ago
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@dannygav.bsky.social
did you have anything in the Prince of Wales today?
4 months ago
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A lovely afternoon at a friends house today, bbq and beers, chatting all of the shit, it wasn’t until I got home that I discovered my COCK and BOLLOCKS had been hanging out me fucking shorts the ENTIRE fucking time ffs ffs
5 months ago
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Blah blah blah my fucking sorry ringpiece blah blah blah
5 months ago
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Bestie of 40 years 🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻
5 months ago
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Fuck me
5 months ago
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The bathroom window is now wide open if you were wondering about my current anal toxicity levels
5 months ago
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I am NOT taking questions on the state of my fucking ringpiece at this current time. Thank you for your fucking understanding
5 months ago
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👀🤷🏿
5 months ago
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Fuck off please
5 months ago
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Fuck off please
5 months ago
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My helmet is kicking right up 🤙🏿
5 months ago
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Ooh ooh look at me I’m a cunt 🚮
5 months ago
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You would NOT believe what just shot out me fucking ringpiece ffs ffs
5 months ago
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I’ve been on holiday thanks for noticing
5 months ago
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Good evening. I’m sweating my fucking cunt off. Ok cheers 🤙🏿
5 months ago
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I might treat myself to an el beero as they say in Greece 🤙🏿
5 months ago
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Long way to go but if Inter don’t score I can see this ending up 1-0 to PSG
5 months ago
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Little bit overcast so bar/cards/vodka with these two cheats 🥰
5 months ago
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Don’t look now but Cuntface and Spastic have rocked up to run the aqua aerobics 🤙🏿
5 months ago
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Pint?
5 months ago
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I can smell my own bombhead through my Speedos™️
5 months ago
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I keep getting accosted by big titted young milfs ffs
5 months ago
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