if i had a nickel for every time i had a debilitating illness that doctors constantly tell me “that’s unusual for someone your age” i’d have two nickels which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice

i have to run errands today but i don’t want to leave my cozy nesttttttt

There’s nothing quite like “family coming to visit in an hour” to motivate you to frantically clean your depression pit of an apartment

His name is Monday Bruce and I love him. He’s going on my desk tomorrow 😂

grappling with the fact that i’m struggling with my mental health right now. work is fine. im back in my home state. i see family every weekend. i can be upbeat and happy and mask with them and coworkers. but im still struggling when im on my own

do you ever feel self conscious that you might be *too* whimsical and quirky for the people around you? are they manic pixie dream girling me? am i manic pixie dream girling myself? people need more whimsy in their lives dammit!

i’ve broken TWO shoes since starting my new job :( i was just walking and my heel detached from my boot :( now i only have one boot and it’s raining outside :(

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a coworker accused me of being a woodland fairy when i told her i was going persimmon picking so i am a woodland fairy who went home with 17 pounds of persimmon in her bucket

i mentioned i’m going persimmon picking this weekend and my coworkers called me a woodland fairy with my crafts and baking and my floral skirts 😂

sometimes i think of my previous job and get PTSD flashbacks of the way I was treated and the things that were said to me and I get so anxious that my current job will become the same way

did you know that if you generate enough static shock that a WOOD FRAME will shock you enough to hurt? CUZ I JUST LEARNED THAT

joke’s on me, I fell asleep before I could figure out what to eat

save money or order food for dinner

if i get respiratory/fever/stomach bug sick on top of all of the other health issues im still dealing with, I will kill someone

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Left some pretty trinkets at a local vintage shop! Flowers and butterflies and cranes! Hope some people like them enough to buy them and take them home! 🦋🌼🪽

i have had A WEEK and i can’t even go home and have a glass of wine (which is so rare for me! i so rarely drink!) because IM STILL ON PAINKILLERS BECAUSE OF THE SHINGLES

i didn’t realize just how palpable my anxiety is to other people until three coworkers were like “we can see you vibrating. please take a breath”

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beautiful man with a beautiful voice

When #Campaign4 was announced I joked Laura should romance Matt now that he's a player at the table And now we have Tinkerbell riddled with guilt over her Peter Pan's death and Hot Captain Hook spitting on his body. They're perfect I hope they hatekiss in the middle of a fight #CriticalRole

i can hear the rain outside my window and i’m wrapped up in a soft blanket and i don’t wanna go to work 😢

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found the cutest little thrift shop in Thai Town the other day with mom and cousin and got to chatting about all my crafts and the owner wants me to bring in some of my earrings to sell in the shop 🤗🤗🤗 i’m so excited! need to make more earrings!

watch the queen conquer Osha has a beat up bag Qimir hates. It was Orphaned Osha's "go bag" for over a decade cuz she wasn't in a safe place. And while Qimir knows that's smart, now that they're married he wants her to feel safe enough to not need her go bag literally on her person at all times

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friend(doctor) married a doctor, another friend (groomsman, doctor) introduced me to his wife(lawyer) she was like “oh you’re the cool friend! the artistic one!” my face was like 🫨🫨🫨 the what? i’ve never been cool in my life! i guess going from museum to auction house does make me the artsy one

i fully believe a man’s physical attractiveness is 90% hair you think that man’s unattractive? give him a better haircut you thirsting over that man? put a bald cap on him that man still attractive while bald? he really is just that hot

finishing up week 3, starting week 4, of shingles. i’ve burned through all of my sick leave and most of my pto and dosed myself on SO MANY pain meds to celebrate a dear friend’s wedding this weekend. Back at work and it still feels like a knife in my ribs but at least the pain meds are dulling it

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attending the wedding of a dear friend from college and it might possibly be the cutest wedding i’ve ever been to. i am incandescently happy for the couple and also blindingly jealous of how much they adore each other (i am also slightly loopy from how many pain meds i took so i could be here)

after the past two weeks i’ve had i deserve ice cream and blueberries in a cauldron with homemade fudge sauce

Had a follow up with a doctor. Am officially not contagious. Returning to work Monday. Still in pain though. A lot of pain. Someone tell me when the pain stops.

my cousin brought me a get well food care package 😭💜

went outside for the first time in days. look at what the squirrels have done to my son 😭😭😭 and his leaves are crunchy and chewed up. i have to take him inside 😭😭😭

this episode of svu has angela lansbury AND alfred molina AND rita moreno AND bradley cooper?!?

that feeling when your anxiety and your ptsd meld together so you have to have multiple people proofread your message to your supervisors for your sick leave request because you were diagnosed with a very real, incredibly painful af medical issue but you still worry about being an inconvenience

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and now i’m waiting in the ER 🙃 i wanna go homeeeee

Found myself waiting 5ever in urgent care again. I wanna go home. at least they’re playing Florence for me.

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Restarted Law and Order SVU Season 1 on Friday. It is Tuesday and I am now at season 3. ...do we feel like this is a red flag for my mental health?

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