I’m past the sad, now I’m just disappointed

We are approaching the worst time of the sports year, and when my two teams flame out in the worst possible fashion one after the other it makes me wonder why I bother.

The fuck is with these guys?

Of course they’re gonna blow it.

Fucking hell

Suicidal Tendencies TOOL Alice in Chains Mudhoney Nirvana Soundgarden Kyuss Ween Primus Wilco Dishonorable Mention to Widespread Panic which I was forced to go to for a friends birthday and I hated every second of that 4 hours of shitty fucking stinky ass jam band hippie bullshit FUCK THEM

Shai Gilgeous-Alexander Trying To Draw Foul While Shooting Free Throw

If the Nuggets were allowed to play like the Thunder play, they would playing for their 6th title in a row.

Well what the fuck man

Avs

One of the few times I’ve been on the side of the police.

Can someone explain to me how this dude can be so clueless? Is he dumb, or a scumbag?

Folks? What the fuck are we doing?

PLEASE READ - IMPORTANT My wife has discovered that in the shower I mix all 3 of her body washes and shampoo into one batch of frothy cleanliness, in essence creating the Voltron of Soap. She thinks I'm crazy. I think she's just jealous that I've effectively become the most efficient bather.

Wemby is a killer and there’s literally no way to stop him. Goddamn.

Just so long as the fun doesn’t involve jump scares.

Our society would be much better if people didn’t think reading is boring and/or ghey.

This makes me way madder than the J6 slush fund.

Smooshed my fingers in a shade structure yesterday, anybody wanna see?

They left?!? Shit man, I’d be looking into how much oil derricks cost.

This whole thing has really got me thinking about Mussolini today. Specifically the part where they hung him upside down and people spit and threw shit at his body. Yeah that part, must have been great.

Data centers in space. Solar wings, constant power. No cooling required.

How come no one ever talks about how much crazy weird sex shit is the Bible?

This is funny on a couple different levels. But mostly it’s sad.

Kulak is my dawg.

YASSSSSSS

LOL

Yassssss

Avs

Ogre RIP 😞

Not a Platinum Fan.

Oh man Manson is gonna kill that bitch.

Resting heart rate of 62 has been restored. Adrenaline processed. Calm has been restored.

Heart rate 86 and falling whew

WOooooooooOoooo

HEART RATE 103 AND RISING

The Wagoon blew a tire, so I’m driving the 74 C10 to the gym today, it’s gonna cost me about $20 in fuel.

They are walking this idiot regime like a bunch of dogs

I thought it was Chris Dudley this whole time, never could figure out why I couldn’t spot his big goofy white ass on the bench.

We’re walking to tee ball practice tonight and kid starts talking about the team they played last Saturday, the Manbun Braids. My brain broke a little and I was like wtf. Then I realized that they played the Braves, so she heard someone say Atlanta Braves and…

Can we borrow a Luigi for a night?

This is in my daughter’s room, thinking of stealing it.

Planet Shit - ETID is the greatest song ever written, fight me.

The people have spoken

We also might dive into why you don’t wanta the hanta virus!

John just informed me that we’ll be talking about the Hormuz blockade also get into why the ladies are so quick to pick the bear. Gonna be a GREAT show!

LOL John is so silly! See you at 7pst!!!

I’m gonna be a special guest on the booze up this week! Can’t wait boys!

Snow on the Front Range? Barely reaching 70 here in May? Good thing the libtards changed the term to GLOBAL COOLING AMIRIGHT FOLKS 😂😂😂😅😅😂😂