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The start of a very tall tale @withvoss.bsky.social

This, AND: the tongue and finger combo isn’t just for turning pages in a book, you know..

The most perfect bath 🛁

The perks of being a wallflower

Let’s pack up and go?

Wine, woman and song, anyone?

A laced mutton at my core

I love being on the edge of things

giselle by day, act two when you play..

Reminder: you are going to die. Now fill out her contact form already.

*clears throat*

Overheard on the streets of Amsterdam: “I went and saw a prostitute and it was like way better than hinge, man”

The name of the game? Twister (and my very first foursome)

Figured out the way to get a leg up in this industry…

If you’d like to get to know me a little more intimately, this just came out.

Taken to, and taken by, the David Lynch exhibition in Berlin

Some notes on the present and how to remain in it from your favorite fallen woman:

Skirting around

London callers, here’s your chance [email protected]

Stay right there. Hold it… that’s the one.

I couldn’t pick so I’m posting them all. Which one is your favorite? Your options are: A) boss lady meets tiny waist B) belly button sees the light of day C) the ghost of me E) least amount of clothes pls

People won’t remember your watch collection, but they will remember how enigmatic your +1 was.

Beaming

New piece on being a giraffe in this business and beyond, from your resident talk glass of water 🦒💦

I’ve been on both sides of the agency/independent coin. Keen to hear your thoughts on this one!

(Carpet)burning for your love

London, I’m coming for you (8-14). Quick, hide your boyfriends and girlfriends!

Just a girl with a suspicious collection of pens

Window shopping?

Need a plus one to your ex’s wedding?

Occupational cardio: getting my 10k steps in at Heathrow Airport

Last chance to get on my mailing list before I send out a love note men used to go to war for!!

London, August 4-7, be there or be square

If you’d like to get to know me a little more intimately, this just came out.

Happy to represent “serene affluence” from the edge of your infinity pool.

Here’s to recycling for the rest of my life

Tallinn’s so charming! Almost as charming as you all 😘

Talking jock in the locker room

There’s a fresh new blogpost on my website, and it also so happens to be my first attempt at the subtle art of rage bait.

Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall!

On the prowl in London right now

Just an analogue girl in a digital world

My ballet teacher once told me she would cut off my feet in the night because they are so perfectly high-arched and if this knowledge does something to you then yes, consider this a soft plug.

Wanna hear me rambling on about objects of desire, the power of saying yes, tearing stockings, couples, and women hiring us and, dare I say — quite candidly?

Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine? Cause you’re looking like a snack

Not that I would know, but I recently noticed that wasabi smells a lot like coke and omakase just hasn’t been the same since

Imagine being able to suck your own toes and for that unlikely skill to become a USP and dark horse revenue source 😏

ADHD is booking a ticket to a city for the right dates but the wrong month & now having an extra flight ticket to Marseille without something to do in Marseille. So… do I have any admirers in the oldest city of France?

Ok so I will share something with you now. I used to watch this MTV show called “Room Raiders” as a young kid and it was so formative for my psyche. To this day I organise my home according to belief that that any moment now, I too, could have potential date intrusively raid through all my things.