Shout out to my wonderful wife there for wanting to turn that game off on 90 minutes to watch ‘Aitch’ do a ‘bushtucker trial’. So glad I chose this moment to finally find a backbone after 8 years.

This Scotland game has been excellent as a relative neutral. Went from cheering that Shankland goal going in to pissing myself when they equalised then.

Made the grave error of watching the Tame Impala Tiny Desk concert on the train home and found myself fully admiring what could, at a glance, be the Aussie top order 2 weeks before the first Ashes test ffs.

First full day of the honeymoon and just seen a bloke wearing a football shirt I had next to 0 idea what it was. Holiday ruined.

You can enjoy watching Yanks get their pants pulled down for 2 days and reckon you’ll get an early night on Sunday and here we are…

In the grand scheme of things, to say I only really started paying attention to him about 36 hours ago, absolutely fair play to Bryson DeChambeau for become quite possibly the most despisable sportsperson I’ve ever come across.

Nice to see the Jets are still irredeemably cursed.

That Fulham away kit is really quite something.

Gutted there’s no Ian Wright but Rooney is an outrageously good replacement.

Yurrrssss Brian Butterfield on the tele. This is like winning the Set for Life it were channel hopping.

London is undeniably hilarious.

That was fucking horrible. The Kopites of the cricket world strike again.

Note to self: don’t bother going to a comedy night on the first weekend of the Edinburgh Fringe. 🗑️

Just an immensely likeable group of people lifting the pot there. Go on the girls.

Old Trafford getting slated on the BBC sport live reporting at the Test Match.

Gerrrrinnnnnn!

If they ever do a live action remake of Chicken Run then Keira Walsh is an absolute shoe in to play Mrs Tweedy.

Hats off to yer man that’s just done the Euros on Mastermind. Absolutely phenomenal knowledge on display there.

Watched last night’s Roses T20 highlights and that insufferable nause Jordan Thompson getting out with the easiest C&B you’ll ever see followed by an audible “FUCK!” from stump mic has put a right spring in my step this morning

Putting your best penalty taker 5th should be a sackable offence imo

These subs are 10 minutes too late and Lauren James should get dragged imo.

The sound of the crowd at a Test Match reacting to the replay of an outstanding catch really is one of life’s great pleasures.

Jofra 🥰🥰🥰

Sherbourne v Linfield in the Champions League qualifiers on Wednesday night on iPlayer for all you fans of rabid sectarian violence. An absolute bonfire of a game, if you would.

Makes my skin crawl that this piece of shit in the elected representative for my constituency. Bad enough these careerist sacks of shit voted it through because they didn’t want the repercussions from their Party whips but this cunt’s got no excuse!

Rod Stewart you are quite simply, fucking horrible.

If Ollie Pope faces more than 25 balls here I’ll be amazed.

Day 5 of a finely poised Test Match is it?

A historic and iconic Manchester building that was denied planning permission recently, in prime real estate, has somehow set on fire?! Surely not?! How could this have happened?

You simply cannot trust people from Yorkshire. I’ve always said it.

Is it just me or is this Indian side infinitely more likeable without a certain Mr Kohli in the side?

This is who runs this account. Commitment to the brand (karaoke and European football kits) will never waver.

First conference in the new job and delighted to see people still choose to sit on the aisle seat of an empty row in an enormous lecture theatre. Absolute lunatics.

Why on earth am I watching this England game? An absolute steaming bag of shite. #TuchelOut

Peter Reid on Saturday night tele needs to become a regular occurrence.

Not to go all #serious but what a fucking awful game of football to watch this has been

Everton inviting OUMAR NIASSE back for this Goodison farewell is the most insane thing I’ve ever witnessed. I thought Beckford was scraping the barrel.

Go on @badwool9.bsky.social

I would die for Peter Reid. #IWDFPR

That Olaofe miss just now for Stockport the sort of thing their fans will randomly find themselves thinking about in 4 years time after Orient inevitably win this on pens. Honking.

Happy bank holiday weekend lads and lasses. Lovely weather for a pint with the birthday girl @jobonomatopoeia.bsky.social 💙

Martinelli has to be one of the most overrated bags of shite I’ve watched in a long time. How he’s not getting lynched by Arsenal fans at full time after dropping this performance is beyond me.

That second episode of The Last Of Us is genuinely gobsmacking. Fuck me!

FA cup questions on University Challenge is it?

Only recently discovered how god tier sardines on toast is for a little work from home lunch. Tesco’s finest chilli lime and coriander going straight in at number one following todays chow down, for anyone that cares.

Valverde is very very good.

@evertonspares.bsky.social after a spare for Brentford tonight. Can meet at or near the ground. RT appreciated, cheers.

Conclave ultras let’s goooo!

If I was driving down the road and I saw Gary Barlow, I would genuinely lose count of how many times I’d run him over.

#EVELIV hahahahah