A real sliding doors moment earlier when I let Joanna choose what we could watch and she choose a 90’s RomCom starring Gwyneth Paltrow where a missed Tube has enormous consequences, and I ended up missing most of this frankly insane AFCON final.

Watching Mykolenko playing full back on one screen and Nunes on the other has got me ready to dust off my boots. Absolutely abysmal at the old association the pair of em.

4 days into January and Everton still starting Premier League games with Mykolenko at Left Back. Absolutely criminal.

Here We Go NYE special is ridiculously good.

Bury Football Club, you are rocking my world right now.

Tell you what, married life is seriously surpassing expectations.

Watching Bullseye here for some reason. “Just been nice to get away from the care worker for a while, our Leanne’s electronically tagged.”

Starting to worry about our plans to meet in the pub at 2 given the “you can log off now” email still hasn’t landed despite it usually dropping at 12 noon.

“How do they know who their dentist is?” will forever be my all-time favourite sitcom line. RIP Joan 🍺🚬

Broke the seal on some Christmas cheese earlier. Mango Chutney Red Leicester number from Aldi. Absolutely sensational start like.

I know it’s all largely capitalism’s fault but there’s some jobs out there that I genuinely can’t fathom how the people that do it sleep at night. Parking warden at a hospital is straight in at number 1 I reckon. Genuinely knocks me sick.

For anyone wondering why the Aussie run rate really picked up the last half an hour or so it’s because gubbins here woke up and flicked it on. Enjoy the wickets as I’ve now turned it off and try and get another hour’s kip whilst absolutely livid. What a healthy way to start the day.

This whole commuting to London for work malarkey can be a ball ache a lot of the time but hurtling north 3 cans deep rattling through the Arctic Monkeys back catalogue is undoubtedly a great vibe, I must say.

What an utterly daft football club Everton are.

Whatever happens, losing 20 wickets for 66 overs is just absolutely infuriating isn’t it?

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Root and Crawley both on a pair is it? Christmas is cancelled.

RIP to a real one and the only acceptable time for the word “Mani” to be used in relation to anything to do with the city of Manchester.

Shout out to my wonderful wife there for wanting to turn that game off on 90 minutes to watch ‘Aitch’ do a ‘bushtucker trial’. So glad I chose this moment to finally find a backbone after 8 years.

This Scotland game has been excellent as a relative neutral. Went from cheering that Shankland goal going in to pissing myself when they equalised then.

Made the grave error of watching the Tame Impala Tiny Desk concert on the train home and found myself fully admiring what could, at a glance, be the Aussie top order 2 weeks before the first Ashes test ffs.

First full day of the honeymoon and just seen a bloke wearing a football shirt I had next to 0 idea what it was. Holiday ruined.

You can enjoy watching Yanks get their pants pulled down for 2 days and reckon you’ll get an early night on Sunday and here we are…

In the grand scheme of things, to say I only really started paying attention to him about 36 hours ago, absolutely fair play to Bryson DeChambeau for become quite possibly the most despisable sportsperson I’ve ever come across.

Nice to see the Jets are still irredeemably cursed.

That Fulham away kit is really quite something.

Gutted there’s no Ian Wright but Rooney is an outrageously good replacement.

Yurrrssss Brian Butterfield on the tele. This is like winning the Set for Life it were channel hopping.

London is undeniably hilarious.

That was fucking horrible. The Kopites of the cricket world strike again.

Note to self: don’t bother going to a comedy night on the first weekend of the Edinburgh Fringe. 🗑️

Just an immensely likeable group of people lifting the pot there. Go on the girls.

Old Trafford getting slated on the BBC sport live reporting at the Test Match.

Gerrrrinnnnnn!

If they ever do a live action remake of Chicken Run then Keira Walsh is an absolute shoe in to play Mrs Tweedy.

Hats off to yer man that’s just done the Euros on Mastermind. Absolutely phenomenal knowledge on display there.

Watched last night’s Roses T20 highlights and that insufferable nause Jordan Thompson getting out with the easiest C&B you’ll ever see followed by an audible “FUCK!” from stump mic has put a right spring in my step this morning

Putting your best penalty taker 5th should be a sackable offence imo

These subs are 10 minutes too late and Lauren James should get dragged imo.

The sound of the crowd at a Test Match reacting to the replay of an outstanding catch really is one of life’s great pleasures.

Jofra 🥰🥰🥰

Sherbourne v Linfield in the Champions League qualifiers on Wednesday night on iPlayer for all you fans of rabid sectarian violence. An absolute bonfire of a game, if you would.

Makes my skin crawl that this piece of shit in the elected representative for my constituency. Bad enough these careerist sacks of shit voted it through because they didn’t want the repercussions from their Party whips but this cunt’s got no excuse!

Rod Stewart you are quite simply, fucking horrible.

If Ollie Pope faces more than 25 balls here I’ll be amazed.

Day 5 of a finely poised Test Match is it?

A historic and iconic Manchester building that was denied planning permission recently, in prime real estate, has somehow set on fire?! Surely not?! How could this have happened?

You simply cannot trust people from Yorkshire. I’ve always said it.

Is it just me or is this Indian side infinitely more likeable without a certain Mr Kohli in the side?