felt cute might delete later

brb making voodoo dolls tonight

This mirror is going to be so sick of me

Superhole sunday

tinder in Miami is like an episode of botched

I wanna be in someone’s skircle 😭

I had the steam room all to myself tonight

morning boys

Completed leg day 🫩 let’s go(?)

he/him 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

Going to Miami next month. Any speedo recommendations?

I love oversharing with people online

what do you mean I have work tomorrow 😭

live laugh toaster bath

Posted a photo asking for feedback on my middle part

Another one because why not

goodnight everyone

goodnight little gay people

I heard the rumors so i made them facts

I absolutely love this shirt

Checking in

Hoping I can find some hot guys at the ski lodge this weekend 👀

light you up

wakey wakey

anyway, attention!

I’m tired of getting these half baked men

Heartbreak isn’t something I’d wish on my worst enemy 😢

Oh my god worst Monday of my life. Hoping today can be better

is this giving trade? Be honest

gay superpowers restored

Love my new job but having no PTO balance going into the holidays sucks 😔

workday ✅

the men at lifetime 🤭

dad cancelled the internet service in retaliation

broke the toilet at my parent’s house trying to install a bidet

brb about to burn myself in the shower

cancelling my planet fitness membership tomorrow

family photo time

I posted a photo of a rotten turkey as a joke and people are liking it and saying yum 😬

moving really sucks

evening hot tub has cured my Sunday scaries

the daddies at Costco today oh my god

my parents already put up the Christmas tree…

and now deathly hungover

I had so much fun out tonight

it’s Friday and I have no motivation to work

actually went into the office

the dc gay bars are fighting 🤭👀

Of course I start the hard 75 again and immediately get sick