gay superpowers restored

I might have eaten 30 chicken nuggets right after this

Love my new job but having no PTO balance going into the holidays sucks 😔

workday ✅

the men at lifetime 🤭

dad cancelled the internet service in retaliation

broke the toilet at my parent’s house trying to install a bidet

brb about to burn myself in the shower

cancelling my planet fitness membership tomorrow

family photo time

I posted a photo of a rotten turkey as a joke and people are liking it and saying yum 😬

moving really sucks

evening hot tub has cured my Sunday scaries

the daddies at Costco today oh my god

my parents already put up the Christmas tree…

and now deathly hungover

I had so much fun out tonight

it’s Friday and I have no motivation to work

actually went into the office

the dc gay bars are fighting 🤭👀

Of course I start the hard 75 again and immediately get sick

The trump crash out that is coming is gonna be crazy

So glad to be a Virginian today 🤭

you winsome you lose some

Sunday beer garden 🙂‍↕️

someone once asked me if I was into being a pig because of my nose

ok it’s actually getting cool out

Question: Would you tip your barber for a $60 haircut? I’ve been to places and do and don’t allow for tips at that price point and am unsure

🎶I can feel a new day dawning🎶

sweating out my hangover

this got no love on the collective app 🥲

“I travel for work” bitch you are a DoorDash driver

I really hope saving posts doesn’t send notifications 😅

I can’t wait for this to be on my new work badge

coming back to this to say I finally got a job offer 🎉

PT cleared me to finally start lifting again 🙏

Pit check.

omg I can’t take it anymore

found out no one got a merit increase at work this year…💀

island boys

good morning girls

big beautiful breakup

tomorrow is the first fcf of pride month 😍

Trying to work today after day drinking yesterday 😀

I need to stop opening this app while on work calls

I think I’m addicted to the r/askgaybros page

me getting ready in the morning

sad because I was doing the hard 75 and strained both pectorals :(