someone once asked me if I was into being a pig because of my nose

ok it’s actually getting cool out

Question: Would you tip your barber for a $60 haircut? I’ve been to places and do and don’t allow for tips at that price point and am unsure

There was also this one!

🎶I can feel a new day dawning🎶

sweating out my hangover

this got no love on the collective app 🥲

“I travel for work” bitch you are a DoorDash driver

I really hope saving posts doesn’t send notifications 😅

I can’t wait for this to be on my new work badge

coming back to this to say I finally got a job offer 🎉

PT cleared me to finally start lifting again 🙏

Pit check.

omg I can’t take it anymore

found out no one got a merit increase at work this year…💀

island boys

good morning girls

big beautiful breakup

tomorrow is the first fcf of pride month 😍

Trying to work today after day drinking yesterday 😀

I need to stop opening this app while on work calls

I think I’m addicted to the r/askgaybros page

me getting ready in the morning

sad because I was doing the hard 75 and strained both pectorals :(

this Grindr ass message 😭

bf threw out my meatballs so I threw out his xbox

like girl, so embarrassing

I fainted at the doctors office, hit my head and chipped a tooth 😭

balloon day! 🥳

Next week Lindsey Graham will run the senate budget committee from the sniffies app

If you don’t know anything about finance, NASDAQ / S&P500 (a good composite of the overall stock market) grows 10-11% a year… an entire year of growth lost in a month since 🍊 got in office

happy Monday 🤢

2-4pm is the absolute worst time of the day

Elonia 😍

abracadabra make the dick disappear

gonna miss the warm weather

beach day

Why don’t we have man meat Monday

This is why Gaga will always be mother

I am terrified.

To freedom!!!

Opened the other app and got irreversible brain damage

In bed before 10pm on a Sunday

interview time (shhh don’t tell anyone)

What if we deleted Instagram and downloaded the collective app 👀

Gym was a success

Watching all the maga people lost on the metro today brought me joy

wore a collar and leash at the kink techno rave last night