Listen to hemlocke springs btw

They nailed Deadpool in Marvel Rivals man this character is hilarious 😂 using censor bleeps was perfect

Not being able to discern your personal taste with quality is a sign of low intelligence I feel like

You look like the type of person to always have some sort of drama in your life but never believe you are the problem

Nothing in life scares me cause if I die that means I won't have to go to work tomorrow

Braces again soon </3

I know I'm late but that new Little Simz on repeat.

I dont care how good the music is in the new Pokémon games I aint playin em!!!

I'm always skeptical of every story I hear until I know both side's POV. Obviously there's exceptions here and there but some people are really good at making themselves out to be the victim when they did things wrong too

Went from watching the end of Dr Stone season 4 to watching Kuma's arc in One Piece wtf man Ima need a comfy slice of life show after all this trauma 😭

Movies and shows never make me tear up or anything but the last 3 episodes of Dr. Stone def got me for the first time wtf man. This anime is amazing. Hopefully the ending is solid cause at this rate it'll end up in my top 10 of all time

Thought this Christmas overtime would be easy money boi they whoopin' my black ass today! Why are so many people traveling Christmas morning?!

Internet algorithms are funny cause I'll block something and say I don't wanna see it anymore AND report it, but I guess cause I had to click or linger on the post, they think I wanna see more of that thing (COUGH AI COUGH) and feed it to me even more. Love that

Entering public spaces smelling like weed and cigarettes should be just as rude and unprofessional as pulling up somewhere smelling like bootycheeks. I don't wanna smell yall at all!!!

Very interesting that pilots are forced to retire after a certain age, yet you can drive at any age, but driving requires less credentials and trainin' AND is statistically more dangerous 🤔

My grandma always sending me stuff on Instagram that I personally don't find too interesting but it still makes me smile cause I am glad she's here and loves me and thinks about me and I think it's really sweet

Just watched someone at the airport drop something while eating a bagel, pick it up (their fingers touched the ground), and then start licking their fingers. Amazing

Insane vibes are taking place rn

Work was so shitty in the cold rain today I genuinely just had to enter flow state and stop thinking or caring about anything to get thru it. Crazy

People on the internet are better than me cause if I ever received death threats or any other terrible comments, I'm not censoring your name LOL. Everyone gonna know who you are. I hope you face consequences for it. Stop being mean to ppl

So I need new glasses, an oil change, new work shoes cause my current ones got holes in em, and rent and car payment are coming up cause it's the 1st Lmao I want to die fr

WWE sucks so much rn. No way they want me to spend that kinda money for a 4 match card

Rosalina showing up in the Mario movies before Daisy makes me salty ngl

What is with people and just yappin' loudly on their phones in public bro. Why do I know that you got into an argument with your boss today and you only made 49 dollars in tips? Shut up man

Wisdom teeth getting removed in a few days and I am not looking forward to it 😩

The internet is funny cause mfs will say hate for somethin' is "forced" and suddenly believe it's immune to all criticism

Me: I'm gonna floss twice a day and brush my teeth properly and use all the tools the dentists told me to use! They're gonna be so proud of me :D The Dentist upon seeing me again: What the fuck are you doing? Are you even trying?? T^T

If you have me blocked on Twitter why are you checking out my profile on Tiktok?? Ppl are funny lol

Boomer take of the day... STOP making songs 2 and a half minutes long! By the time I start really vibin' it's already over! If you're gonna do that at LEAST gimme 3 verses damn

Me: I'm getting my wisdom teeth removed, I should scroll Reddit and see what other people's experiences are li- OH DEAR

Every social media app should have a "hide AI generated content" button

I got paid today we are so back ladies and gentlemen

My boomer take of the day is hearing kids answer their parents saying "what" "huh" and "yeah" is mad disrespectful How my pops woulda done me if I said "what" to him back in the day (pls dont punch ur kids)

Being broke has allowed me to prove to myself that I don't HAVE to spend a lot of money on a lot of things. It has taught me how to really budget and cut out certain things at least until the next paycheck. When I get outta poverty I gotta try and keep this mindset

recession indicator

Mega Starmie is the funniest Pokémon they've made in a minute. Wtf is that thing

Rotisserie chicken is unmatched. Cheap, plenty of protein, and tasty!

If your hands are visible in your photos pls make sure your nails aren't dirty or I will be silently judging you. Unless you just got done working or something then thank you for all your hard work!!! Now go clean up stinky

Chilly overcast day today at work. Love it

I prolly look dumb as hell with my wired USB-C earphones instead of having Bluetooth ear buds but man them shits expensive. They need to stop making devices with no earphone jack smh

Watching Mortal Kombat 11 interactions and man this game is so much cooler than MK1. They wasted Homelander and OmniMan on MK1

I appreciate food reviews showing me cool spots to try in my area but I really really reeaaally do not need to see you hold the food up and slowly bite into it on camera. Just lmk if it's good and what the prices are man

I started playing the first Hollow Knight game and like... I really enjoy the platforming and boss battles but I swear I spend more time looking for the next objective than actually engaging in the fun bits of the game and as an adult with limited free time it's hurting my enjoyment of it lol

Got my Ps5 fixed thanks to the help from an old Tekken friend JustFrameNope. Shoutouts to him Absolutely insane to me that a ps5 can die like that yet my old ass ps1 and ps2 work perfectly fine still after decades of abuse. Thats embarrassing

Demon Slayer is a fun series but Muzan gotta be one of the dumbest antagonists ever. Bro has everything he needs to succeed and still fumbles

250 dollars to get my PS5 fully repaired 🥲... it's the beginning of the month man! Cmon

Ps5 being broken got me sittin' on my porch scrolling tiktok watching the rain. I might even get a lil crazy and go for a walk we'll see..

Found some shops that might be able to fix my ps5. Had no idea this thing breaking down on me would affect me like this. I use that thing for everything! Shit it's prolly tired of me

My ps5 is not turning on at all for some reason and Im ngl this might actually be my reason to end it all rn

Shit gettin' so bad might need to start lying on the internet and profiting off it. Seems to work for a lot of other folks