finally the best part of the game

if she's your girl then why do we share a leitmotif?

i love my wife mad mew mew.

•::I

They wont stop bullying the spider lady

they keep being mean to me •::(

kill yourself.

will you do me a favor, dearie? •::)

i'm always watching, dearie! •::)

] i reposted this and then immediately got this notif. ominous

no spiders...? •::( a shame..

poor thing. [ cooing at her in a way that makes it hard to tell if they're making fun of her or not. ] i can't deny that all that is indeed a *little* pathetic, but there's no shame in that, dearie. in fact, it just makes you all the more intriguing..

you shouldn't resign yourself to cleaning up everyone else's messes. what a waste of energy that would be!

[ that wouldn't be enough to discourage them from at least trying.. spiders can eat prey up to ten times their own size. ] my, you sure have had a rough go of it, haven't you?

yes?

am i scaring you right now?

like and repost if you love spiders! •::) or else.

it's certainly rare these days, isn't it?

[ they're looking at her like they're going to eat her alive. they.. probably wouldn't actually do that, right? ] of course, dearie! i wouldn't ask if i wasn't interested. •:;)

ahuhu.. i'm quite flattered.

that's the spirit, dearie.

did you mean for me to hear that?

[ staring very hard at her ] do tell me more.

pathetic men this, pathetic men that.. what about the pathetic women, hmm?!?!?!?!

riiiiiiiight........

ahuhu! if you say so. i'm sure i've been there, done that already in another universe. maybe even two universes.

i don't say this often to fellow entrepreneurs, but i think an application at Monster Mcdonalds might be a better choice for you, dearie.

that is part of the assorted garbage i mentioned, yes!

these are piles of assorted garbage.

that's because you don't have anything worth selling, dearie.

Protein

what's wrong with eating live spiders? i do it all the time!

yuri day kicks ass it makes me want to merge without looking

Yuri (Japanese: 百合; lit. "lily"), also known by the wasei-eigo construction girls' love (ガールズラブ, gāruzu rabu), is a genre of Japanese media focusing on intimate relationships between female characters. While lesbian relationships are a commonly associated theme, the genre is also inclusive of works

for yuri day, sapphics get one (1) free pastry of their choice! this deal is valid today and today only, so take advantage of my generosity •;;)

here is my flag •;;)

These are my flags.

i WILL be the final boss in chapter seven. prepare yourselves

// muffet is a lesbian this is canon she told me herself

how unfortunate.. i don't think i'll be able to give you a little kiss in this state...

oh my god. ohh my god. hcbdjehffjfktkgkkhllfjsheywgsgwhjdhageijqj AAAAAAAAAAA (i explode)

i think i killed her

wow this place is a freakshow. i don't respect literally any of you people

// i love writing muffet so much shes kind of a bitch. but she knows that!

i ❤️ women

ugh, this weather is killing me... ×XX( i feel like i'm melting!

i suppose it's a bad time to debut my new spider coleslaw...

ahuhuhuhu... they're rarely in the condition to do much of anything after i'm through with them, let alone steal from me again..

you all sure are a lively bunch...