Things I do when no one's looking: - Have conversations with my cat. - Sensually lick things off knives while cooking. - Face the existential dread of my crippling loneliness and lie in sadness every night, wishing I had someone to hold. - Sing in funny voices.

Happy first day of spoopy month! We are playing with my lovely friend @villanite.me and we are going a little spoopy with an update of Demon Belle~ www.twitch.tv/belleossomvt

Honestly, people who hang out in communities ONLY if they're mods are the worst people on the internet.

Fuck Nintendo, man. I hope none of you buy anything from Nintendo anymore. Let that whole company go under. youtu.be/qNdRSdmvXc8?...

Ivanaka. Ivanaka Umhart.

It's my birthday. Lemme touch your butt.

Seeking punk-rock femboy who likes to be covered in bruises. Inquire within.

Imagine launching a game without an Alpha, Beta, or Pre-Release gimmick and selling so well that you crash every digital storefront. AAA game companies, you taking notes?

I dunno, Chat... Think his bed is too big?

Once a person abuses their partner and learns they can face no consequences by manipulating them emotionally, it isn't an accident anymore. It's a tactic. Abusive people don't stop being abusive to their victims. Ever. You deserve better. Talk to someone. 800.799.7233

I never quite understood the feeling of obsession over a being's voice. At least, not until I heard her voice. It was the first time I understood the concept of synesthesia. A garden of nocturnal flowers bloomed, the scent of honey and chocolate competed with the metallic hint of blood.

Due to the way the general public has reacted to AI, I am beginning to realize why so many people would turn up their noses when I mentioned that I role-play online and have many internet friends: They were projecting because there was no way they could handle this shit and still stay sane. (cont.)

LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOO www.youtube.com/watch?v=6XGe...

I think Loki might be my character...

I canceled my subscription and now @netflix.com seems to be trying a very specific marketing campaign...

Bingo Adoratrix Villanite—a velvet threat in heels, chaos wrapped in moonlight. Born of stardust and scandal, she’s too sharp to hold, too sweet to trust. Smile like sin, eyes like prophecy. She’s not the prize—you’re just the game. Daughter of darkness? Maybe. Goddess of trouble? Absolutely.

The Bible is literally just a lorebook for an overly obsessive fandom. The New Testament is just a fanfic continuation that the fandom agreed to consider canon.

The day that marketers became decision makers in the tech industry is the day the consumers of the tech industry became the product rather than the audience. The fact that the companies making any innovative changes in the industry are the ones that start with tiny marketing budgets is telling...

Is it just me or do all fast food lemonade options taste like total ass these days? I don't think I've had a good lemonade at a fast food place since like 2010.

When you're so Dad-coded that you spam your adult 'kids' with nonsense. I'm glad @aplushypuppy.bsky.social took this seriously, at least. The Whomp* Mafia is a real problem in this area.

The worst part about growing as a person is realizing how much you fucked things up on the way there. I'm so fucking tired of pushing away the things that fulfill me and convincing myself that I only deserve things that leave me feeling lost, man.

@microsoft.com Come on, fam. Even #Copilot is starting to recommend alternative tools. From the beginning of my career, I used to be proud to call myself a Microsoft-Oriented Software Engineer but these days, I'd rather say I'm just a Software Engineer. When did you all stop caring about that? Why?

Kinda freaking out... IRL quantum research has recently had some discoveries that actually SOLIDIFY the made-up Scifi-Magic that I use in my universe... It doesn't just coincidentally seem similar... It explains HOW my own fantasy concepts work. www.sciencedaily.com/releases/202...

I thought that my cat was being picky about his food by just standing next to it and meowing. However, I think I accidentally trained him to only eat when he's allowed to. He was standing there, staring at me... and out of frustration, I said, "Well? Go ahead." And he immediately started eating...

If you like to #roleplay and/or used to be a member of the old #RolePlayersGuild website, did you know that I recently gave all the source code to someone who is resurrecting the website? Support them and bring RPG back! www.reddit.com/r/RolePlayer...

You know... Elon Musk recently had the opportunity to do something that all outstanding and passionate Project Managers would probably love to do: Gain access to massive amounts of data and information about the US government and be tasked with finding ways to improve efficiency. (cont.)

~Immersion Break~ For years, I've been struggling with my weight. Recently, I began making hard limits for myself to begin getting my weight under control again, and... well... honestly, I have been slacking on most of it. Except for one very specific change! (cont.)

See tiddies, post tiddies.

Never thought I would say this... But it turns out that Walmart's Walton family seems to be anti-trump and honestly, I'm more than happy to support and shop only at Walmart from now on.

I WANT IT AAA! THE ONE PIECE LEGOS GET RELEASED ON AUGUST 1ST AND MY BIRTHDAY IS THE 9TH, SO MAYBE I GET IT AS A LITTLE TREAT?

I feel like the gaming industry would be changed pretty drastically the moment someone creates a MUGEN/RPG Maker/Mario Maker-type of game for Hero Shooters.

NGL, back when I didn't care about politics, life was just generally more fun. I want to stop worrying about politics... I'm going to put all this anxious energy into #DoomsdayPrepping.

People out here are saying Ultron is bad. First game, took me 5 min to learn him, and boom. I love him already.

I think that it should be legally required that unwanted dick pics should be auto-forwarded to the sender's parents, co-workers, and neighbors.

🧵 #Today-in-Therapy 🧵 We talked about how, despite being a very sexual and dominant person, the moment someone gives me consent to behave however I want with them, I immediately begin to back off, avoid contact, and push them away because I start convincing myself that I'm (c)

How deep do you think Emma's diamond form goes? Is it just her skin? When she pops her joints, are little fragments of diamond matter snapping? Would using the diamond form too much cause joint stiffness? Does Emma suffer from power-induced arthritis?

Congratulations to @ajasryoshizenra.bsky.social for winning the raffle!!! Yaaay!

Announcing the winner of the YCH spot around 2pm Central. Until then, we're playing some Ghostwire Tokyo. www.twitch.tv/villanite

I totally forgot to do this... and then remembered... and then forgot again. I will select a winner tomorrow. :D Gomennasorry for the delay.

🟡⚫🟣🟡⚫🟣🟡⚫🟣🟡⚫🟣🟡⚫🟣🟡⚫🟣🟡 Thanks to the wonderful and amazing @kushb.bsky.social, I am here to inform you that you have been pre-approved to shower with me. Seriously, though, comment on this if you want to be the woman in the #YCH below—FOR FREE~! I'll be picking the winner on Friday. Mwuah.

It's time to leave the US... www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXR9...

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I got a scam message today via text. One of those group messages with a bunch of numbers. Some of us chatted with each other and I got a YT sub out of it. Thanks, Scammers.

istg women in their 30s have the most superior boobs. just enough sag 2 drive u insane

I should go play the lotto now, right?

Should I stream today? Like for yes. Repost for no.

Testing a person's ability to draw inside the lines should be part of the driving test.

I out a fan in my window because it's getting hot and the building a/c isn't on yet... But I forgot there is a steakhouse across the street. My bedroom smells like steak. I want steak now.