“…discarded…until use….”

..silently nodding. It may affect words but the serum lacks the flaw of action

“…uh……… You…Doo….” Silently praying that he thinks it meant it’s Bandana D looked……. How he thought he looked, and not that it’s Bandee was actually a BanDOO.

“……………………………………” It doesn’t want to answer.

“…Yeesssish………” Well there’s truth in that, can’t tell ya much

“…kind of…” If anything, it’s like Lord X’s appearance presentation.

“…Emulation…Super Stars…”

[ BANDWAGONS ]

“…?”

It’s still pretty pissed about everything thrown at it, so ofcourse, it wants a happy meal Just to see if that’ll truly make it happy

Uester Alr imma sleep. Cya!

Uester Fuck it, it’s around for long enough

Back to the kitchen and returns to sweeping… That’s a very violent response to a small prank

Literally seconds later it just straight DROPKICKS Cassidy straight to the ribs. “…Don’t…do that…again…”

“!!!!!” Looking around sqiftly before dashing through laps around the base, looking EVERYWHERE for the source.

“…Thank…for directive…” Immediately BOLTING to Cassidy, broom still in hand.

“…Good…!” Taking out a picture of what looks like the ‘Robo suit’ that it was talking ‘bout and waddles off. The thing in the picture itself looks pretty rundown.

Dropping the broom and in turn, losing the ability tied to it. “……..”💢 Grabs it and starts looking for where the sound came from.

“…Can…build…Robo Suit…?”

“…Therapy…no need… Food…is therapy…”

Uester Oh yeah wait lemme give yall the names of the bosses of the Faux’d Popstar Jest - Marx Alie - Magalor Suzeena - Susie King D(emise) - DDD Knight(mare) - Meta Knight Bandadoo - Bandana Dee (variant; bandana doo) Clockwork - Nova And finally, Oblivion - Zero

[ NC ] “I swear to Clockwork i will give Cassidy the body of a REGULAR ASS WADDLE DEE after i’m just done with her.”

“…..”💢 *WHACK* “…behave…”

Pointing a broom at her, threatening to sweep her face with it

“…Nice…meet you…” It would reach it’s nubs for a handshake, but it’s focused on cleaning right now. “…I…Kyrbi…”

Uester Fun fact, most of the abilities Kyrb uses are rundown or bloodied versions of said abilities For example: the ice shock combo, instead of food for healing, it’s discarded parts of previous enemies. That’s if it killed some beforehand. If not then it traps the enemy inside.

Seeing as it didn’t do much to contribute to the base, it inhaled the broom ability and started sweeping the floors of the kitchen.

Uester Question: does Kyrb share a room with Shadow Kirby? If so, does it have it’s own bed or have to share the bed aswell?

…just taking the tomato and chomping it in one swoop. It’s still a little sour, but feels a bit better. “…thanks.”

“……” It’s ‘expression’ sours more at just the mention of the jester, clearly now resentful and thus, a target.

It didn’t even register S.Kirby for a moment, as it finished screaming it’s non-existent lungs out, huffing out tiredly. “…’friend’…trick…jester…”

After getting back into the base and and Warp Star promptly turning to stardust, it went to the kitchen to eat it’s anger out.

“……..” It didn’t really care. All it cared about now that it was tricked. It’s not going to let that happen again. A Warp Star— desaturated, crumbling, looking as if it’s seconds away from collapsing— shoots out from it’s maw, and rides it back to base.

Uester Be honest Did you really expect Kyrb to trust Marx after he willingly ate a waddle doo’s eye just to please it?

“…Jester…” “…he…confident and…. Plays tricks.” oh. OH. NOW’S A GOOD TIME TO RUN CUZ IT SEEMS TO CAUGHT ON. “…no one eats a limb of anything once-living, even if they’re a friend.” “10 second head start.”

“…no…not at all….” Oh, that’s the first sentence with more than one word at a time. Neat.

…it tries to process the words. “Remind him of a friend of his”? That’s…. Huh. It then realized that when it first saw him, it reminded him of it’s own Marx. “…like…K…?”

Kept on munching on the eye, happy the jester """"appreciates"""" it’s gift. “….interesting…how…?”

It tastes….. squishy? “…Doo…” ………ah. That explains it. Also explains the eyeball it’s eating aswell.

The fauxball nodded, taking out a small treat and biting onto it, taking another one out to share. “Yes… you?”

It is NOT happy “…….”💢

Uester Go. Spook this Alan equivalent

….seems there’s gonna be a new arrival. Popping out of one of the computers containing the old corrupted emulator, a Bandana Doo stumbled out as he looked around his surroundings, scared he might see a hungry ball “Huh?! Where am i?? This doesn’t look like Popstar at all…” -⛓️ (closest thing. Bruh)

Kyrb looks up and waves, slightly entertained by just watching him bounce on the ball, but not by much. “Hiiii…!” And it also seems it’s more or less… expressive? Around Marx. Guess it trusts anyone it sees as a friend quickly.

Well, it’s enough to get the fauxball’s attention. It walked up to the jester and lightly poke on the ball, slightly moving it out of position unintentionally.

….it’s bored as all hell. It went out of the base and start searching for Marx [ @wishes-of-control.bsky.social ], hoping he’ll provide some entertainment.

Uester Also, just a little hint on if i wanna make a final one: The creature can only appear to those whose met it’s puppets of sins For it shall [DO NO EVIL]

Uester Anyways what version of Faux should i do next? Could be fun to keep the whole “____ NO EVIL” motif going, but i wouldn’t mind other options!

Uester You just reminded me i had a Piracy Sans thing on Discord a little bit back Imma keep this for later, /j or not.