i've got a schedule to change and a contract to sign and six things to summarize and a taxonomy to do and I'm just not down for it

i have so much to do and some of it is late and i just. cannot be bothered

Kanbaru Suruga · Hanamonogatari anime

ppl who are 79 inches tall really have it rough rn

I had strawberry shake and now I feel absolutely horrible 🤢

I ate apple 🍎

my tummy hurts 🥹

so tired 🥱

FFXIV patch 7.4 review: I love Au Ra women...

Oshino Shinobu · Kabukimonogatari anime

🥱 bed time

Social media ban got me thinkin: why are we punishing the kids instead of punishing the parents who aren't doing their jobs or punishing the tech companies who are manufacturing the equivalent of crack cocaine

1. see a cool image 2. look for the artist 3. it's a name i recognize 4. because i recognize it i also know that they've been MIA for years why does this always happen to me ihmsfbcl

Hanekawa Tsubasa · Kizumonogatari anime

Both Mr Happy and Rinon converging on opinions I've held for multiple years. I am so winning

youtube.com/watch?v=JrBe... go like my comment

Quantum Computing was so fun I really hope I get an excuse to use it in the future

How am I supposed to deal with a majority of a comments section on a video being subtly wrong. I can't go correct every single person

I want donuts and hot chocolate

I need to do paper reviews but I can't focus

I like whatever is wrong with my algorithm over there

this 97 year old diner still bathes this husky in lava and dries him with a flamethrower

people aren't being empowered to create, they're forgetting that anyone ever had the power to create. it's truly sickening

this 97 year old diner still has animatronics decapitate children the old fashioned way

I was sure when working on the 88x31 for aly.fish (aly.fish/88x31.svg) that filters would only apply to the content in the SVG, because if it worked any other way that'd be really stupid News flash to past me, it's really stupid

I NEED MAD [explanation on what ⟨𝑥|𝖧⁽ˣ⁾ⁿ|𝑦⟩ means when |𝑥⟩ and |𝑦⟩ are superpositions Σ (-1)ᶠ⁽ⁱ⁾ |i⟩ for different Boolean functions f] RIGHT NOW OR I'M GONNA DIE MY DOCTOR SAYS I NEED [explanation on what ⟨𝑥|𝖧⁽ˣ⁾ⁿ|𝑦⟩ means when |𝑥⟩ and |𝑦⟩ are superpositions Σ (-1)ᶠ⁽ⁱ⁾ |i⟩] RIGHT NOW HELP ME

Gboard doesn't break a sweat

even if the word is completely nonsexual and not related to illicit drugs or anything like that, autocorrect will very frequently ignore a completely obvious correction of an anatomical word, a scientific word, etc. meanwhile the things fucking autocapitalize and correct brand and product names.

every trans person i see post about the OU suspension knows that the suspended target is trans & a grad student, & has an innate awareness that this is about purging trans employees. every cis person i see thinks the target is a rando professor & that this is about giving conservatives good grades

let's argue semantics

lrt is me when you're making fun of me on the internet that's who you're making fun of

Bakemonogatari manga

got my g600 set up in lab but now the keyboard feels so wide I need to actually get on buying a moonlander but I'm worried about how expensive that's gonna be LOL

I've started using foo, bar, qux, hoge, fuga, piyo because bar and baz are too similar but then you run out really fast

Oshino Shinobu · Bakemonogatari manga

high today of -7 I can't wait to become a brick of ice

Bakemonogatari manga

markiplier i need this make it happen @markiplier

“Once youʼve read a job opinion survey youʼll never stop wanting to beat FFXIV players to death with your bare hands.” — Anthony Bourdain

I wanted orange cream soda so I bought some orange cream coca cola and it does not taste like orange cream soda :(

do u ever sleep for 22 hours

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