There’s at least 1 Jewish kid who had a birthday like this

Sara Pichelli isn’t mad about not getting royalties but the industry still fucks over creatives idk what to tell you beyond both statements can be true

WHAT THE FUCK DOES SOCCER KNOW ABOUT PEACE

Job recruiter this post is about finally got back to me 2 weeks late to tell me i don’t have the job lmfao

I think a woman will kill me instead of myself by the end of the year

what does Quentin know about acting all his roles can be summed up as being a racist, rapist, or himself

im on that good puss and asscohol

rollback TSA we need to start letting people pilot planes into buildings to combat this

sincerely wishing every job recruiter a pleasant i hope you lose your job and kill yourself

“Women naturally want to do womanly things because God-“ Big fat F letter grade don’t care fuck off lmfao

Everyone coming in to my job tonight is not tipping but they’re more than happy to spend average $80 on fucking shit and yell at us if we have to take a lunch

Thinking about how I lost a job a couple years back where I, coincidentally, also worked with a bond dog and ldragoon and was the only one who didn’t go fucking insane when they started firing people

you have to suck the whole clit, charlie brown

My balls are so big they audibly pomf when i go to sit in bed

I don’t even use google search anymore I just give the crackhead outside 7/11 $9 and a large cherry slurpee and he lets me ask him anything

Gyoza be tasting good as fuck when you don’t got a bitch on your ear telling you its fascist

Okay fine, Biden isn’t senile and his brain isn’t mush and he’s actually super competent and strong for an 83 year old man who has cancer. But I didn’t and still don’t want an 83 year old man with cancer running around as president.

william shatnerpussy

why does her hair look like moses parted the red sea

The Obamas will burn in hell for their ties to Weinstein and being unable to not blow up brown people i don’t give a fuck what any of them have to say

i need that photo of trump sucking dick i dont care if its bill clinton bubba gump or my dad i need it

if i worked at the nyt i'd put "can successfully keep quiet about child rape" at the top of my resume

ERP Request: You are Superintendent Chalmers and have made it to my home, despite my directions. You are prepared for an unforgettable luncheon.

I got that malewife status

Chuck Schumer needs to kill himself

Be right back, getting married rq

THEY HAVE ANNOUNCED CUOMO IS COMING OUT ITS HAPPENING

someone came in with a sign to the cuomo watch party. i can only imagine what he's saying but the clash is playing instead. it has been 1 hour and 20 minutes. still no sign of cuomo

it's been an hour and 15 minutes and people are walking around the watch party looking around for cuomo as "i need a hero" is playing

i'm not celebrating till cuomo offs himself congrats ny

More halloween

Late halloween

I also would like to be acquitted for soliciting the murder or donald trump

Zohran Mamdani caught saying he has a taint but instead born with a gooch

Thank you Freddy Freeman

END IT END THIS FUCKING GAME JESUS CHRIST FUCK

Blue Jays should lose this game just for throwing fucking balls at ohtani in the bottom of the 17th i dont care

Los Angeles Farters

If you’re having girl problems i feel bad for you son I gush 99 pussies with my dick and some cum

Just fired me for not learning baccarat fast enough.

got a job working at a casino and they're making us do a paid "boot-camp" and bro it's sick to learn a new skill even if it's just learning fucking baccarat

bro we're gonna get some banger ai/facebook feed art from what trump is doing to the whitehouse just like we did in 1814

Stand your ground laws should apply to people who present graphs and charts to support their arguments

Okay yeah I would pay $100 for video games but besides not having money I am not giving that amount to shit like Call of Duty to have the privilege of an entire hard drive being just for that and hearing children call me slurs as beavis and squid game

Yeah fuck it i’m $5,000 in debt but not a single collector or auditor or tax collector is ever getting the money back this country will fall to ash before i give a god damn cent

Who cares man. Go outside with a protest sign

Mark my words mothefuckers the moment i’m brave enough to attempt a dick pic with a turd dangling out my asshole i’m posting it